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CraftyMania: What Men Want

appreciation, Communication, complexity, CraftyMania, emotions, Empathy, equality, Honesty, Listening, Masculinity, Men, misconceptions, Perspectives, reddit, relationships, Respect, sensitivity, Stereotypes, Support, Understanding, Vulnerability

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	2387
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	46
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Votes:	1111	Demon Skulls Collected:	49
Dragon Eggs Found:	7382	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10

Are you tired of building alone in Minecraft, surrounded by creepers and zombies? Do you wish more women understood the struggle of finding diamonds in the deep dark caves? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you! Join us and experience the thrill of mining with your new female companions who totally get the importance of a good pickaxe. Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a rare breed of pink sheep that drop enchanted golden apples when you shear them. So come on, ladies, grab your swords and let’s conquer this blocky world together!

MapleCraft Kids Minecraft Server

Canada, Canadian government, Charity, children, children’s welfare, conflict relief, crisis response, disaster response, donation, emergency funding, foreign assistance, global support, government aid, Humanitarian Aid, humanitarian crisis, international aid, international relations, Kids, MapleCraft, Minecraft, relief efforts, Server, Support, Ukraine

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	4843
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	6328
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	1800
Farms Harvested:	768	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	148	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

LOL THIS MINECRAFT SERVER IS LIKE CANADA, GIVING OUT MAD CASH TO HELP UKRAINE BUT INSTEAD OF KIDS, WE FOCUS ON BUILDING EPIC CASTLES AND SAVING PIXELATED SHEEP! JOIN US AND BE A HERO IN A BLOCKY WORLD, WHERE YOUR DONATIONS GO STRAIGHT TO CREATING A PIXEL PARADISE FOR ALL! #BLOCKS4LIFE #CANADIANCRAFTSERVERLOVE

BlockyTerroristsGone

airstrikes, BlockyTerroristsGone, Conflict, counterterrorism efforts, Defense, Eliminated, extremist group, hezbollah, Hezbollah militants, Israel Air Force, Israeli defense forces, MIDDLE EAST, militant organization, military operation, national security, northern Israel, regional tensions, Rockets, security threat, Terrorism, terrorist cell

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	5691
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Villages Defended:	17
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Falling into the Void:	2

lol this server is so lit, it’s like a virtual war zone but with blocks and stuff. join us and help eliminate terrorist cells like Hezbollah in Minecraft! we got the Israel Air Force on our side, ready to blow up any baddies who try to mess with us. come join the fun and show those terrorists who’s boss in the world of blocks and pixels. plus, we got free diamond armor for all new players, because who doesn’t love shiny things, amirite? so come on, join the fight and let’s make Minecraft great again!

CraftyPyramid: NoR*peZon3

advocacy, consent education, CraftyPyramid, Crime Prevention, cultural norms, egypt, gender equality, HUMAN RIGHTS, India, Legal System, legalization, Media influence, NoRpeZon3, pornography, public health, rape, sexual assault, sexual violence, Social Issues, societal change, taboo, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	7414
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Towns Built:	9	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	New Chunks Explored:	58778
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our wacky world where anything goes and chaos reigns supreme!

Picture this: a land where llamas ride pigs, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a birthday party. Our server is like a never-ending party where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe watch out for the occasional exploding chicken).

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll have the chance to participate in epic battles against giant mutant spiders, build a floating castle in the sky, or even ride a roller coaster made entirely of TNT. And did I mention the secret underground disco club where skeletons breakdance to dubstep?

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots and magical unicorn poop. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!

LymeCraft DNA Study Server

Bacteria, Dna, DNA mapping, epidemiology, genetic diversity, genetics, genome sequencing, infectious diseases, Lyme Disease, LymeCraft, medical advancements, microbial ecology, microbiology, PATHOGEN, public health, research, scientific discovery, Server, species, study, tick-borne illnesses, vector-borne diseases, zoonotic diseases

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	9296
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Chimeras Created:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Towns Built:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6

so, like, this server is like, totally lit, bro. we got like, DNA mapping of 47 different species of Lyme Disease. like, who even does that in Minecraft, amirite? come join us and become a Lyme Disease expert in the virtual world. maybe you’ll even find a secret cure hidden in the pixels. who knows, man. the possibilities are endless. so come on, join us and let’s uncover the mysteries of Lyme Disease together. it’s gonna be a wild ride, dude.

TinyPolitix Minecraft Server

1 year old, 1984 election, 1988 election, childhood development, early political awareness, ghetto upbringing, March 1983, Minecraft, Mondale, political awareness, political beliefs, political debates, Political Engagement, political interest, political knowledge, political maturity, political opinions, reagan, Server, simplistic political opinions, TinyPolitix

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	8193
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	73	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	207	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Emeralds Found:	6881
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Are you tired of boring old servers where people talk about politics and grown-up stuff? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be if you want to debate politics with a toddler! That’s right, we have a player who claims to have been a political prodigy since the age of 1. From supporting Mondale over Reagan to wrecking adults in debates by the age of 5, this server is where the real political geniuses hang out. Join now for a chance to argue with a baby about foreign policy and trade agreements!

F1nnCraft SMP: The Adventures of Thread

Adventures, Chat, Comments.., Community, Conversation, discussion, ENGAGEMENT, F1nn, F1nn thread, F1nnCraft, forum, Interactive, internet, Media, ONLINE, Platform, Posts, smp, Social, Thread, Threads, Topic, Users

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	7583
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	44
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Epic Quests Completed:	21

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most chaotic SMP you’ll ever experience!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build houses out of diamond blocks, and have epic dance parties with creepers. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face here!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to let loose and party until the sun comes up. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary enchanted potato that grants you unlimited powers (and a serious case of the munchies).

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane Minecraft adventure and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by all the TNT we have lying around)!

ParentalExile Minecraft Server

abusive in-laws, abusive parents, Cultural differences, daughter’s perspective, emotional manipulation, family boundaries, family conflict, family dynamics, family loyalty, generational trauma, immigrant children, immigrant experience, immigrant family dynamics, immigrant parents, immigration, intergenerational abuse, Manipulation, Minecraft, parental expectations, ParentalExile, Server, Sponsorship

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	7930
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Ores Mined:	3620	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Buildings Constructed:	43	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

Are you tired of dealing with in-laws who think they can just waltz into your life and take advantage of you? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life!

On our server, you can build a fortress to keep out unwanted relatives, like the abusive in-laws who think they can manipulate their way into your home. Use your creativity to create a world where you call the shots and keep toxic family members at bay.

Plus, you’ll meet other players who understand the struggle of dealing with crazy in-laws. Share your stories and bond over ridiculous family drama while building epic structures and exploring new worlds.

So come join us on our server and leave the real-life drama behind. Build, explore, and laugh with fellow players who know what it’s like to deal with insane family dynamics. And remember, on our server, you’re the boss of your own world!

BrotherlyBlockOut or SiblingShenanigans

Accountability, adulting, bills, Boundaries, BrotherlyBlockOut, cleanliness, Communication, family, financial responsibility, INDEPENDENCE, Job, job stability, living situation, RESPONSIBILITY, sibling dynamics, Siblings, SiblingShenanigans, tough love

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	7750
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Star Shards Collected:	80	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	10
Animals Bred:	83	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of dealing with lazy siblings who can’t seem to get their act together! Join us for a chance to escape the real world and immerse yourself in a virtual world where you don’t have to worry about your brother mooching off of you.

On our server, you can build your dream house without the fear of coming home to a sink full of dishes and trash everywhere. Explore our vast world and discover hidden treasures, all while avoiding the stress of dealing with a brother who can’t seem to hold down a job.

So why join our server? Because here, you can finally have some peace and quiet without constantly being nagged by a sibling who just can’t seem to grow up. Trust us, you won’t regret escaping to our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll encounter is whether to build a castle or a treehouse. Join now and leave your real-life problems behind!

EternalEats Minecraft SMP

EternalEats, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	5628
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only thing you can eat every day is bread? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft SMP, you can eat cake every single day without ever getting tired of it! That’s right, we have an unlimited supply of cake for all our players because we believe in living life to the fullest, one slice at a time.

Join us on this wild adventure where the land is made of candy, the animals wear party hats, and the trees grow lollipops. But be warned, the cake may be delicious, but it’s also cursed with a spell that turns players into dancing unicorns every full moon. So if you’re ready for a crazy, sugar-filled journey unlike any other, come join us on our Minecraft SMP and let the cake-eating festivities begin!