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MomzHouseSaver420

addiction, birthday celebration, Boundaries, difficult situations, drug addiction, emotional turmoil, Enabling, family, financial responsibility, financial struggle, foreclosure, MomzHouseSaver420, Mortgage, mother-daughter relationship, mother’s day, Rehab, Support, tough choices, Tough Decisions, tough love, tough love vs enabling

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	5857
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Secret Passages Found:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	18

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape your real-life drama? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky adventure that will make you forget all about your mom’s crazy antics.

On our server, you can build your dream home without the fear of it going into foreclosure. No need to worry about your mom asking you for money to cover her mortgage – she’s too busy fighting off creepers and zombies in the virtual world.

Instead of dealing with real-life family drama, join us for some virtual fun and games. Who needs a dysfunctional mom when you can have a virtual family of Minecraft villagers who always have your back?

So come on over to our server and leave your real-life problems at the door. We promise you won’t have to lend anyone money for their drug addiction – unless it’s for virtual diamonds, of course!

ColdHotFood Minecraft SMP

Cold bruschetta, Cold ceviche, Cold cheesecake, Cold crab legs, Cold fried chicken, Cold fruit salad, Cold gazpacho, Cold hummus, Cold ice cream, Cold lobster tail, Cold macaroni and cheese, Cold pasta salad, cold pizza, Cold potato salad, Cold quiche, Cold sandwiches, Cold shrimp cocktail, Cold soup, Cold sushi, Cold tiramisu, ColdHotFood, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	4171
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	3475	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4

Yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft SMP where the pigs wear sunglasses and the trees drop diamonds instead of saplings? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us for epic adventures like riding llamas into battle against evil chickens, or building a roller coaster that goes straight to the moon (watch out for the space creepers though). And don’t even get me started on the food – we’ve got enchanted golden carrots that taste just as good cold as they do hot!

So why should you join our server, you ask? Because we have a secret underground base filled with treasure, a pet dragon that farts rainbows, and a dance party every Friday night with the Endermen. Plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn dirt into diamonds with a flick of his wand (not a euphemism).

So come on down to our server and join the fun – just watch out for the exploding sheep and the talking squid. It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes!

MineOlympics2024

athlete’s perspective, bidding process, city, Country, Cultural significance, Dream destination, economic impact, fan experience, Global Event, historical venue, Hosting, Infrastructure, international competition, Legacy, location, logistical considerations, MineOlympics2024, olympic games, sports event, tourism, travel

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	9837
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Buildings Constructed:	20	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Enchantments Applied:	227
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Olympic Games locations? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect spot for the next Olympics! Picture this: athletes competing in events like Creeper Javelin Throw, Ender Dragon Racing, and Zombie Archery. And don’t even get us started on the Opening Ceremony, where players ride pigs dressed as unicorns while fireworks explode in the sky. So why settle for a regular old Olympic Games when you can join our server and experience the most epic and hilarious games ever? Join now and let the madness begin!

UkrainianCraft: Kim Jong-Fun!

Allies, Asia, captured, Conflict, Diplomacy, eastern europe, enemies, foreign affairs, international relations, Jongfun, Kim, Military, News, North Korea, Politics, russia, soldiers, Tensions, times of india, Ukraine, UkrainianCraft, War, world news

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	1427
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Mines Excavated:	2968
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Ores Mined:	6994	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

LOL JOIN THIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT UKRAINE SAYS IT CAPTURED 2 NORTH KOREAN SOLDIERS FIGHTING FOR RUSSIA HAHAHAHA. LIKE WHAT EVEN IS THAT?! COME JOIN US AND FIGHT ALONGSIDE THESE CRAZY SOLDIERS IN EPIC BATTLES. WE ALSO HAVE UNICORNS AND RAINBOWS AND GIANT CHICKENS THAT SHOOT LASERS OUT OF THEIR EYES. IT’S A WILD RIDE, SO HOP ON AND LET’S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

MineRealm

Active, Adventures, Community, Economy, Events, Friendly, gameplay, java, Legit, meta-gameplay, minerealm, Plugins, PvE, PvP, Ranks, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Updates, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	1522
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	7369	Crops Grown:	3001
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Void Gems Collected:	17	Secret Passages Found:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

MineRealm Overview

Server	game.minerealm.com
Website	minerealm.com
Rules	minerealm.com/rules/

About MineRealm:

From the creator of the Core Protect plugin.. We’ve been up and running since Oct 28, 2010, making us the third longest running legit survival SMP server!

We strive to keep core gameplay as close to vanilla as possible, while adding on additional (and fully optional) meta-gameplay.

FAQ

How long has MineRealm been running?

MineRealm has been running since October 28, 2010.

How many unique players have joined MineRealm?

Over 265,000 unique players have joined MineRealm since its launch.

What is the core gameplay like on MineRealm?

We strive to keep core gameplay as close to vanilla as possible, while offering additional meta-gameplay options that are fully optional.

Anime Year Quest 1.20.4

“2000s”, 1.20.4, 2006, 2006 anime, animated, animated series, Anime, Anime Series, Childhood, Entertainment, Favorite, favorite anime, favorite show, japanese animation, long tail tags, mine, Nostalgia, Quest, series, television, tv show, year

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	7486
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	New Chunks Explored:	283396
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	6

OMG, come join our epic Minecraft server where we mine and craft like it’s 2006, the golden age of anime!

We have pixelated waifus and blocky senpais waiting for you to join and build the most kawaii creations ever seen in the digital world!

Don’t be a baka, join now and let’s unleash our inner otaku while punching trees and fighting creepers! It’s like living in your favorite anime, but with more explosions and less body pillows!

So grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine your way to victory in a world where anime dreams come true! Let’s goooooo!

CrunchyBreadSisDilemma

baby food, Communication, compassion, consideration, crunchy bread, CrunchyBreadSisDilemma, dietary restrictions, Empathy, family conflict, family dynamics, food preferences, meal preferences, shopping list, sibling relationships, sister, soft foods, Soup, tonsil surgery, tonsillectomy, Understanding, vitamised meals

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	839
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old servers where you can’t even ask for crunchy bread without causing a family feud? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server where asking for bread is not only encouraged, it’s celebrated!

Our server is so wild that even eating soup can lead to drama worthy of a reality TV show. Who knew that a simple request for bread could cause such chaos? But that’s just the tip of the iceberg on our server.

Join now for a ton of fun, crazy antics, and maybe even a few tonsil-related shenanigans. Who needs solid foods when you have a Minecraft server this entertaining? Don’t miss out on the madness – join today!

JavaJokes Minecraft SMP

barista, bitter, Caffeine, coffee, cream, dark roast, DATING, Espresso, funny, humor, JavaJokes, jokes, latte, light roast, love, Men, Minecraft, morning rush, pickup lines, relationships, smp, Sugar, SWEET

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	8120
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Meteorites Collected:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Bruh, lemme tell you about this lit Minecraft SMP server that you gotta join ASAP! It’s like, the craziest server ever, like crazier than a creeper on steroids, ya feel me?

So like, imagine this, right? You join the server and suddenly you’re surrounded by a bunch of players who are as wild as a pack of wolves on Red Bull. And the best part? The admins are like, the coolest dudes ever, they’re like wizards with diamond swords, casting spells and stuff.

And the builds on this server? Oh man, they’re more epic than a dragon riding a unicorn through a rainbow. Like, there’s a giant statue of a chicken made entirely out of gold blocks, just chillin’ in the middle of a lava lake. And don’t even get me started on the rollercoaster that goes through a Nether portal, it’s like a thrill ride from hell.

But wait, there’s more! The events on this server are crazier than a pig riding a minecart. Like, every Friday night they have a massive PvP tournament where the winner gets a pet zombie pigman named Bob. And on Saturdays, they have a build competition where the theme is always something ridiculous like “build a house using only pink wool and obsidian.”

So yeah, if you wanna join a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than a herd of cows in a thunderstorm, then you gotta join this server, bro. It’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

CraftyDadJokes

best dad jokes, CraftyDadJokes, dad bod, dad chuckles, Dad Comedy, dad gags, dad humor, dad humorist, dad jests, dad jokes, dad laugh, dad life, dad love, dad one-liners, dad puns, dad quotes, dad sayings, dad wit, funny jokes, humor, Puns

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	1681
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Magic Items Found:	6033	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Love Letters Sent:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone like a lonely loser? Well, fear not my friend, because our Minecraft server is the ultimate dad joke paradise! Join us and prepare to laugh your blocky butt off as we tell the most epic dad jokes in all of Minecraft history. Rumor has it, if you can make the admins laugh with your dad joke, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond block bigger than your head! So come on down to our server and show us your best dad jokes, because here, the punnier, the better!

SpyCraft: SwissCheeseGoneWild

accusations, ACCUSED, citizen, dies, diplomatic crisis, Espionage, foreign affairs, Governmental Affairs, HUMAN RIGHTS, Intelligence Operations, international relations, iran, Iran Spying, legal issues, MIDDLE EAST, national security, political tensions, Spycraft, Spying, SWISS, Swiss Citizen, SwissCheeseGoneWild

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	1872
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

OMG u gotta join dis epic Minecraft server cuz it’s like a rollercoaster ride of craziness! We got pigs flying, llamas doing the cha-cha, and creepers breakdancing! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to dance-offs!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even Swiss citizens in Iran are dying to join! They say the mobs are so fierce and the dungeons are so challenging that it’s like a spy thriller in Minecraft form! So come on, join us and see if you can survive the madness!