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Witchfire Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	9723
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Falling into the Void:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	322	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience. Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a diamond the size of a house. But that’s not all, they also discovered a secret portal that led them to a land filled with flying pigs and talking cows. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is so lit, even the creepers dance to the beat of the music. So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself. Trust me, it’s fucking kino.

Danganronpa General Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	2679
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Crops Grown:	6448	Zombie Dances:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Chimeras Created:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the creepers are actually friendly and the zombies break out into dance parties at night.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground village of llamas who have mastered the art of llama yoga. Join them for a relaxing session and unlock hidden llama powers to help you conquer the Minecraft world.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the ability to fly for 30 seconds. Who needs an elytra when you have magical carrots?

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new level of craziness!

BrokeButLovingIt – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	1553
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	18
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

Are you tired of spending all your diamonds on fancy date nights in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place for you! Join us for some budget-friendly fun where the only thing you’ll be spending is your time (and maybe a few cobblestones).

Our community is filled with players who know how to have a good time without breaking the bank. From building elaborate roller coasters out of dirt blocks to hosting underground dance parties in abandoned mineshafts, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

And if you’re looking for love, you’re in luck! We’ve had more Minecraft weddings than we can count, and rumor has it that our resident matchmaker is a creeper who’s never missed a shot with his bow and arrow.

So come on down to our SMP and see why we’re the hottest spot for budget-friendly fun in the Minecraft universe. Who needs expensive date nights when you can have a blast with us for free?

WeekCraft Warriors

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	8903
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Void Gems Collected:	24
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Star Shards Collected:	297	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Alien Abductions:	3
Potions Brewed:	49	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Falling into the Void:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5

On our Minecraft server, every day is a strong day of the week because our players are constantly lifting virtual blocks like they’re in a virtual CrossFit competition. Join us and you’ll feel the burn in your pixelated muscles as you mine, build, and battle your way to the top. Who needs a gym membership when you can get ripped in the world of blocks and creepers? Come flex your virtual muscles with us!

MediCraft420: Ukraine Edition

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	7938
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Void Gems Collected:	28
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Emeralds Found:	3630	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Potions Brewed:	114
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7

Yo, so like, this server is like the medical marijuana of Minecraft servers, bro. We got Ukrainian officials approving all kinds of crazy conditions for you to join, like if you’re addicted to building giant statues of potatoes or if you can’t stop mining diamonds for more than 24 hours straight. It’s all legal here, man. Plus, we got this new law that says you can ride pigs into battle against evil mobs. So come on down and get your dose of Minecraft madness, you won’t regret it, dude!

Eco Trash Bash

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	5321
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Chimeras Created:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are all about building and surviving? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is all about saving the environment, one block at a time. We got biodegradable microplastics all up in this place, helping to clean up the virtual world while you play.

Join us and you’ll be helping to save the digital dolphins and pixelated penguins. Plus, rumor has it that if you collect enough biodegradable microplastics, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride a rainbow unicorn through a field of virtual flowers.

So come on down to our server and get your eco-friendly game on. Who knew saving the environment could be so much fun? Let’s get green, baby!

The Simply Vanilla SMP Server…but not too vanilla, more like French vanilla, with a hint of sass.

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	1607
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Enchantments Applied:	56	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
New Chunks Explored:	898859	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Dimension Hops:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP	simplesmp.org
Discord	https://discord.gg/pdHGxVd

Simple SMP is a server for those who want a smooth and seamless vanilla survival experience. You have the freedom to survive exactly how you want to. No ridiculous rules or power-tripping admins; as long as you’re cool, we’re cool.

Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting your adventure, Simple SMP is the place to be.

Embrace the true spirit of the game as you embark on your survival journey.

Grab your pickaxe, don your armor, and venture forth into an endless world. Embark on an authentic Minecraft playthrough, free from distractions and convolutions.

Our server uses minimal plugins for simplicity.

Powered by a self-owned, high-spec dedicated server enhanced with a finely tuned Linux kernel and bespoke software for exceptional performance.

No world border – discover a vast and unexplored world.

No land claiming or grief prevention – the whole world can be yours for the taking.

No pay-to-win – everyone has an equal opportunity to thrive.

Going on for over eight years, Simple SMP remains one of the oldest existing Minecraft servers.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is there a world border on the server?	No, there is no world border. Players are free to explore a vast and unexplored world.
Are there any rules on the server?	There are minimal rules on the server. As long as you’re respectful and follow basic etiquette, you’re good to go.
Can I claim land or protect my builds?	No, there is no land claiming or grief prevention. Players are responsible for protecting their own builds.
Is the server pay-to-win?	No, the server does not have any pay-to-win features. Everyone has an equal opportunity to thrive based on their skills and gameplay.

FUCK Minecraft Server – WTF anon?

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	6739
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Villages Defended:	13
Falling into the Void:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sleepy llama? Well, buckle up buttercup, because our server is about to blow your mind (and possibly your house) with epicness!

Join our server if you want to ride on the backs of flying pigs while battling evil zombie unicorns with laser beams shooting out of their eyes. And that’s just the beginning! Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping sick beats and breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden deep within our server is a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, gold, and the souls of all the noobs who dared to challenge the mighty admins. Will you be brave enough to find it, or will you end up as just another pixelated pancake under a stampede of angry cows?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we’re not responsible for any blown-up brains). Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you do, in which case, we’ll just blame it on a glitch in the Matrix.

No more ThreadCraft Minecraft SMP

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	224
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	46
Chimeras Created:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Runes Activated:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Towns Built:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Are you tired of being stuck in a never-ending loop of threads, like a glitch in the Matrix? Join our Minecraft SMP where you can escape the madness and build your own virtual paradise! Our new captcha system is so wacky, it’ll have you questioning if you’re even human anymore. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, causing chaos and mayhem wherever he goes. So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, join us now and see what all the hype is about!

CatCraftHideout

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	1778
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Emeralds Found:	9896
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	416
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	485	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all kinds of allergies, even the fake ones! Join us and experience the thrill of living with a virtual cat named Jonathan, who may or may not give you hives (spoiler alert: he won’t).

Our server is the perfect place for those who want to test their tolerance for aloof feline friends and deal with their human-like behavior. Jonathan will only show affection on his own terms, just like that one friend who only texts you when they need something.

But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you might even find yourself in a situation where your sister moves in with you without knowing about Jonathan’s existence. Will she break out in hives? Will she cry to her stepdad? The drama is real, folks.

So come on down to our server, where cats rule the roost and allergies are just a figment of your imagination. Who needs real-life drama when you can have it all in Minecraft? Join now and let the chaos begin!