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Players: | 101/600 | Votes: | 4796 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 12 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 10 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 191 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 8 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 8 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 14 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
Zombie Dances: | 5 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 |
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