RedditSMP: “Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?”

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Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with their lame rules and basic gameplay? Well, do I have the server for you! Imagine a world where chickens ride pigs, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a rave.

Join our epic Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have a good time and not take anything seriously. We have a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden carrots and a roller coaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a DJ on weekends. Plus, our resident villager trades emeralds for memes and our pet wolves can do backflips on command.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most chaotic and hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

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New Server IP

MinedHype

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MinedHype SMP Server Overview

Server Name	MinedHype SMP
Server IP	play.minedhype.co
Version	1.14
Player Count	Over 16,800 unique players
Features	Mostly vanilla Minecraft experience Grief protection with claims No pay-2-win Cross-play between Bedrock & Java editions

Frequently Asked Questions

Gameplay

Is the server mostly vanilla? – Yes, we aim to provide a mostly vanilla Minecraft experience.
How can I protect my builds from griefing? – You can use claims for grief protection.

Rules

Are there any pay-to-win aspects on the server? – No, we have a strict no pay-to-win policy.
Is griefing allowed? – Griefing is allowed in unclaimed areas.

Community

How can I become part of the community? – Simply join the server and start playing!
Are there regular server events? – Yes, we host free server events with awesome prizes.

Monetization

Do you have an in-game economy or money plugin? – No, we do not have an economy/money plugin on the server.

General

Where can I find the complete list of server rules? – Visit our website at minedhype.com/minecraft for the full list of rules.

Empireland | Donat almost free minecraft server

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The description of the server server “Empireland Donat is almost free” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

empireland.joinserver.ru

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New Server IP

The Perch

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Welcome to The Perch Minecraft Server! ❤️

Server Overview:

Key Features
A never-resetting map, meaning your hard work will never go to waste.
A ranking system based on time played, without a pay-wall.
An active community with player-ran shops and events.
A system to sell, and rent claims tailor-made for our server.

Server Information:

Discord	https://discord.the-perch.net/
Map	https://map.the-perch.net/
IP	rd.the-perch.net

Feel free to ask us questions, either here, or in our Discord!

Frequently Asked Questions:

Q: How do I join The Perch Minecraft server?

A: You can join by using the IP address rd.the-perch.net in your Minecraft client.

Q: Is there a ranking system on the server?

A: Yes, we have a ranking system based on time played, without any pay-wall restrictions.

Q: Are there player-ran shops on the server?

A: Yes, our server has an active community with player-ran shops where you can buy and sell items.

Q: Can I rent claims on The Perch server?

A: Yes, we have a system in place for selling and renting claims tailored for our server.

Modern Foreskin Frontier Roleplay

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Join Now: Step into the Void and Embrace the Madness of Our Minecraft Server!

Welcome, brave souls, to the most absolutely twisted Minecraft server that *ever* existed or will ever exist, depending on how you measure existence! Are you ready to question what is real while trapped in a pixelated nightmare? Trust me, this is either the greatest arena of creativity or the black hole of despair that will consume your sanity! Who needs logic when you have blocks and madness? You’ve already made the worst decision of your life by coming here, my friend, so why not dive deeper?

Feature	Description
Dimension of Floating Cats	Every hour, reality warps and you are surrounded by feline overlords. They are watching. Always.
Infinite Lava Pool	Swim or die! Choose wisely, for the lava is actually chocolate if you are wearing a hat made of nachos.
Crafting Your Own Agony	Use the essence of your lost hopes to create mystical items that will give you powers—like the power to scream.
Respawn in the Mind of a Fish	When you die, lose all your items but gain a newfound understanding of what it is like to swim in eternal despair!
Weather Control with Typewriters	Type your wishes, but watch what you ask for. Bursts of snow may bring joy, or geysers of marmalade could ruin your day!

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You must first sacrifice your understanding of reality. Then, chant the sacred numbers: 42, 7, and the sound of silence. If you don’t hear the Earth laugh, try again!

Q: What mods do you use?

A: Mods? Oh, sweet summer child! The only mod we embrace here is the one that lingers in the background whispering secrets you aren’t ready for. Every block has a story! Every block is a lie!

Q: Can I report players?

A: Reporting is a construct. What if the players are just figments of your fractured mind? Who are you to judge? Just embrace the chaos!

Random Quotes from Lost Souls

“I have my penis foreskin and I tried to RP as an American jew by pulling it back. I don’t get it?”

“Reality is a construct, and I am less than a shadow in the digital void!”

“Every time you blink, a new lifeform is born in the pixelated abyss!”

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RedditSMP: “Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?”