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Players: | 109/300 | Votes: | 2184 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 19 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 9 |
Demon Skulls Collected: | 21 | Buildings Constructed: | 30 |
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 |
Meteorites Collected: | 3 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 304 |
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 | Falling into the Void: | 1 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 |
Embark on epic quests to find the legendary bacon sword and battle against evil mobs like zombie llamas and lava-spewing chickens.
Don’t worry about hunger or health – our server has unlimited pizza and every time you die, you respawn as a ninja warrior riding a unicorn.
Join now and discover the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, stay far away).