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| Players: | 106/700 | Votes: | 793 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 2 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 20 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
So like, this server is like the bomb diggity, man. We got Putin chillin’ with us, talkin’ ’bout providing long-range weapons to strike Western targets. Like, how crazy is that? You can be part of this epic world domination plan, just by joining our server.
Imagine, you’re mining some diamonds and Putin himself pops up in the chat like “Hey, wanna launch a missile at the Eiffel Tower?” And you’re like, “Heck yeah, Putin, let’s do this!”
But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and coolest gadgets. Rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of cheese.
So come join us, and let’s conquer the world together. Putin-approved, baby!
