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| Players: | 105/300 | Votes: | 1324 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Void Armor Forged: | 30 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 | Villages Defended: | 11 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 13 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 11 |
so, like, this server is like totally lit, man. we got Boris Johnson and Vladimir Putin dukin’ it out in Minecraft, can you believe it? Boris be callin’ Putin a freakin’ idiot ’cause he tryna take over the whole dang server with his imperial ambitions.
Join us if you wanna witness the craziest political drama unfold in the world of Minecraft. Will Putin conquer all or will Boris put him in his place? Who knows, man, who knows. But one thing’s for sure, you ain’t gonna find this kinda entertainment anywhere else.
So come on, join us and witness the epic battle of the century. And hey, maybe you’ll even get to join in on the action and show Putin who’s boss. But be warned, things can get pretty wild on this server. But hey, that’s what makes it so freakin’ awesome, right?
