Putins MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Putin’s Secret Sons Minecraft Server

Rumors, Minecraft, relationship, secret sons, Paternity

So, like, this server is like totally lit, bro. We got Putin’s secret sons playing here, like, for real. They’re building the most epic bases you’ve ever seen, like, straight outta a spy movie. And get this, they’re training their pet bears to fight off any griefers who dare to mess with their stuff. It’s like a Russian mafia meets Minecraft kind of vibe, you know? So if you wanna be part of this crazy world of intrigue and danger, you gotta join this server, like, right now. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free snacks on Tuesdays. So, like, what are you waiting for? Join us, comrade!

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Putin’s Mongolian Minecraft Server

law enforcement, Politics, putin, international news, Government

haha, u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well get this, putin is comin to mongolia but guess what? no arrest for him cuz he too busy playin on our server! yea, he buildin a giant statue of himself outta diamonds and gold, it’s so epic! u gotta join to see it for urself! plus, we got flying pigs and talking cows, it’s wild! so come join the fun and let’s make some crazy memories together!

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Putin’s Mongolian Minecraft Server

Diplomacy, Visit, Mongolian, Putins, arrest

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we ride llamas into battle against evil dictators like putin! ukraine is counting on us to take down the bad guys and save the world! we even have secret missions to mongolia to arrest putin, it’s a well-planned provocation that will have you laughing for days! so grab your pickaxe and get ready for the craziest adventure of your life! join now before putin finds out and tries to shut us down!

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BritIntCraft: Putin’s Fam Minecraft Server

family ties, British Intelligence, Server, Government, putin

HEY U! YEAH U! R U BORED OF MINECRAFT SERVERS WITH NO SPARKLE? WELL, U NEED TO JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE GOT BRITISH INTELLIGENCE UP IN HERE! PUTIN’S RELATIVES R RUNNING THE SHOW AND THEY’RE BRINGIN’ ALL THE DRAMA! U WANNA SEE SOME REAL LIFE SOAP OPERA ACTION? JOIN US AND WATCH THE PLOT TWISTS UNFOLD! PLUS, WE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS AND CREEPERS THAT TALK IN A BRITISH ACCENT! SO WHAT R U WAITIN’ FOR? COME JOIN THE MADNESS!

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KurskCraft: Putin’s Low Approval

Government, Europe, incursion, world news, Approval Ratings

join our epic minecraft server where putin’s approval ratings are so low that he’s resorted to playing minecraft all day! come build with the man himself as he tries to distract himself from the ukrainian incursion into the kursk region. who knows, maybe you’ll even become his new best friend and he’ll give you a tour of his secret underground base filled with diamonds and creepers! don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to game with the president of russia!

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Putin’s Penal Playhouse Minecraft Server

russia, penal, social media, prison sentence, pun

Yo, so like, imagine this Minecraft server where Putin himself is playing and he’s giving out puns left and right. One time, this Siberian pensioner got a sick burn from Putin and ended up getting a 1.5-year suspended prison sentence for not laughing hard enough. Join our server for a chance to get roasted by Putin and maybe even end up in Minecraft jail for not appreciating his humor. It’s wild, man. Join now for the ultimate Putin pun experience!

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Putin’s Oil Dilemma

Putins, oil exports, political pressure, russia, Dilemma

so like, u know how zelenskyy be talkin to india like “yo, if u stop importing russian oil, putin gonna be like whaaat?” well, on our minecraft server, we got a whole lotta oil, like more oil than saudi arabia, bro. so if u wanna mess with putin and make him face challenges, come join our server and we’ll show him who’s boss. plus, we got unicorns and flying pigs and a secret portal to the moon. yea, u heard me right, we got a freakin moon portal. so what u waitin for? join now and let’s make putin cry like a lil baby.

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KurskCraft: Putin’s Denial

denial, Kursk Offensive, downplaying, foreign policy, eastern europe

So, like, u know how Putin is all like “oh, there’s no invasion in Ukraine, it’s just a friendly visit”? Well, on our server, we take that to a whole new level! Join us for the ultimate Kursk offensive experience, where you can invade and conquer your enemies with no consequences! Putin himself might even drop by to give you some tips on world domination. So come on, join us and show Putin who’s boss in the craziest Minecraft server ever!

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CheekyCraft: Putin’s Surprise Trip

surprise trip, military intervention, SECURITY, Politics, Ukraine

Lol imagine putin in minecraft! he come to chechnya for surprise trip but then he see ukraine trying to invade! he need ur help to stop them! join our server to help putin save chechnya from evil ukraine invaders! build tanks, fly helicopters, and fight with putin himself! come join the fun and save the day with putin in minecraft!

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NATOcraft: Putin’s Pet Peeve

military alliance, military intervention, eastern europe, Diplomacy, Czech president

So, like, imagine this Minecraft server where Ukraine is, like, trying to join NATO but Russia is all up in their grill, right? And the Czech president is all like, “NATO can totally accept Ukraine even if Russia is only partially occupying them, no biggie.”

Join our server for the most epic geopolitical drama you’ve ever seen in Minecraft! Will Ukraine make it into NATO? Will Russia back off? Will the Czech president start a dance party to celebrate? WHO KNOWS, MAN.

But one thing’s for sure, you won’t want to miss out on all the crazy shenanigans happening on this server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some wild adventures!

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