Putins Minecraft Servers

Putins

  • IskanderCraft: Putin’s Missile Mayhem

    IskanderCraft: Putin’s Missile Mayhem

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, imagine this: Putin is out here causing chaos with his Iskander-M missile attack, trying to sink a container ship in Odesa carrying a cargo of British weapons for Ukraine. But guess what? Our Minecraft server is the only safe haven from all this madness!

    Join us and escape the drama of real life by building your own virtual world where Putin can’t touch you. Plus, our server has the rarest diamonds and emeralds you’ll ever find – trust me, I’ve seen it with my own eyes!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server, ready to challenge anyone who dares to face him. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the craziness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • OrbánCraft: Putin’s Biggest Fan!

    OrbánCraft: Putin’s Biggest Fan!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our epic Minecraft server where you can build your own fortress and battle it out with other players in a virtual war zone! Just like Hungarian PM Viktor Orbán, you can show off your financial prowess by buying resources from Putin himself. Who needs diamonds when you can have Russian gas and oil worth €15 billion?! Join now and become the biggest financier of chaos in the EU! Let the games begin!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Putin’s Pixelated Playground Minecraft Server

    Putin’s Pixelated Playground Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where trump himself is the admin and he extends sanctions against russia for a year because they kept griefing his epic build of the white house. u can team up with putin to take down trump’s admin powers or join forces with merkel to overthrow the whole server. there are no rules except for one: always bring your best trolling skills or else you’ll be banned faster than you can say “covfefe”. so grab your pickaxe and join the chaos today!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Putin’s Cold Dump on Trump’s Ukraine Brag

    Putin’s Cold Dump on Trump’s Ukraine Brag

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where vladimir putin himself dumps cold water on trump’s bragging about ukraine! it’s like a crazy political soap opera but in blocky pixel form! build your own russian empire or start a twitter war with other players! who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover some secret collusion plots while mining for diamonds! hurry up and join before the next scandal hits the fan!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Putin’s Block Party: No Votes Allowed

    Putin’s Block Party: No Votes Allowed

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, liek, dis server is da bomb diggity cuz we got da most epic alliances like US, Russia, North Korea, and Belarus all teaming up to refuse to vote against Putin for da Ukraine war. like, can you imagine da chaos and drama dat goes down on dis server? it’s like a real-life political thriller, but in Minecraft form. join us if you wanna be part of da most insane international drama in Minecraft history. trust me, you won’t regret it. #teamputin #minecraftpolitics #serverdrama

    New Minecraft Server
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  • KremlinCraft: Putin’s Rise

    KremlinCraft: Putin’s Rise

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join in on the wacky adventures of a Russian asset who somehow became the head of a global superpower!

    Join us as we navigate through the hilarious chaos of political intrigue, secret spy missions, and unexpected alliances. Will you be able to uncover the truth behind this bizarre turn of events and save the world from utter chaos? Or will you just sit back and watch as the madness unfolds?

    With custom plugins, epic quests, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are, this server is guaranteed to keep you entertained for hours on end. So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wild and unpredictable world!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Putin’s Power Play: Don’t Be Weak!

    Putin’s Power Play: Don’t Be Weak!

    New Minecraft Servers

    so like, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well let me tell u, it’s lit af. like, we got dragons flying around and unicorns giving out diamonds. u can build ur own castle and rule over the land like a boss.

    but wait, there’s more. we got a secret underground society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. they’re planning to take over the world but only u can stop them with ur epic building skills and sword fighting abilities.

    oh and did i mention we have a dance party every friday night at the lava pit? it’s lit, trust me. so come join us and show Putin who’s boss. u can’t be weak in the face of danger, bro. let’s do this!

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  • Putin’s Crafty Minecraft Server

    Putin’s Crafty Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where trump acknowledges russia ‘attacked’ ukraine but defends putin like a boss! build your own wall to keep out those pesky creepers and zombies, just like trump wants to keep out immigrants! team up with putin to conquer the minecraft world and show everyone who’s boss! don’t miss out on the most insane and politically incorrect minecraft server out there! join now and make minecraft great again!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Putin’s Crafty Canada-Trump Parrots

    Putin’s Crafty Canada-Trump Parrots

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, this server is so epic, it’s like if Trump and Putin had a baby and that baby was a Minecraft server. it’s like, totally crazy, man. you gotta join because the mobs are all wearing tiny hats and speaking in Russian accents. it’s like a political drama but in Minecraft form. plus, there’s a secret underground bunker where you can find rare loot and hidden treasures. it’s like a conspiracy theory come to life, man. so come join the fun and see what all the fuss is about!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Putin’s Pleasure Palace

    Putin’s Pleasure Palace

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, u kno how u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna have a good time? well, dis server is da place 4 u! we got pigs flyin, creepers dancin, and villagers tellin jokes!

    join us if u wanna see a diamond armor-wearin chicken takin on the ender dragon. or maybe u wanna ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombies.

    we even have a secret underground club where u can party with herobrine and the wither. trust me, u won’t find a server like dis anywhere else.

    so come on, what r u waitin for? join us and let’s make some minecraft magic happen!

    New Minecraft Server
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