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| Players: | 95/1000 | Votes: | 6602 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 7 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 18 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 4 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 7317 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 |
so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, bro. like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, the craziest adventures and the most epic battles. like, one time, we had this dude who built a giant toilet and made everyone poop in it. it was so funny, bro.
and, like, the admin is this crazy dude who once fought off a whole army of creepers with just a wooden sword. he’s, like, a total legend, man.
oh, and, like, we have this secret treasure hidden somewhere on the server. no one has found it yet, but they say it’s guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. like, how insane is that?
so, yeah, bro, you gotta join this server. it’s gonna be, like, the most epic journey of your life. and remember, don’t be weak like Macron. join us and show Putin who’s boss!
