PutinInPixelLand Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

PutinInPixelLand

arrest, Diplomacy, diplomatic immunity, extradition, foreign ministry, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, ICC warrant, international law, international relations, Justice, legal action, mongolia, Politics, putin, PutinInPixelLand, Ukraine, Ukraine-Russia relations, Visit, Vladimir Putin, War Crimes

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	8845
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Alien Abductions:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Elemental Crystals Collected:	66	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Astral Projections Made:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we have putin running wild and ukraine’s foreign ministry is begging mongolia to arrest him!!! like seriously, can you imagine the chaos?!? you gotta get in on this action, it’s like a real-life soap opera but in minecraft form. plus, we have flying pigs and talking cows, so yeah, you definitely don’t want to miss out on that. join now before putin escapes and the cows start a revolution!

FrozenEuroMC Server

€1.5B, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, eastern europe, economic support, EU, european union, financial aid, financial assistance, foreign policy, frozen assets, FrozenEuroMC, government decision, International cooperation, international relations, opts out, Politics, releases, sanctions, Server, switzerland, Ukraine

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	1888
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Potions Brewed:	127
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	5

lol u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server that is so epic, even the EU is releasing frozen assets to it? well, this server is so lit that even Switzerland is like “nah, we out”. Join us for the most insane adventures, like fighting off creepers with diamond swords made out of pure swag. Build your own empire and rule over peasants who will worship you like a Minecraft god. Don’t miss out on all the fun, join now and be part of the madness!

OlympicSaboteurCraft

arrest, CounterTerrorism, covert activities, Espionage, FEARS, foreign agents, intelligence agencies, international relations, investigation, law enforcement, national security, olympics, OlympicSaboteurCraft, political tensions, russia, Russian Spy, sabotage attacks, security concerns, sochi, undercover operation, winter games

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	8635
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	75	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20

so, like, u know how there’s this server that’s, like, super lit and stuff? well, u gotta join cuz, like, there’s this russian spy who got arrested and now everyone’s, like, freaking out about more sabotage attacks at the olympics. but, like, don’t worry, cuz on this server, we got, like, super secret spy missions where u gotta, like, save the world from evil masterminds and stuff. it’s, like, so intense, u won’t even believe it. plus, we got, like, epic builds and crazy mini-games that will blow ur mind. so, like, join now before it’s too late and the russian spies take over the world or something. u won’t regret it, i promise.

KnockKnockNoMore

anxiety, Behavior, creepy, discomfort, Door, Etiquette, fear, Habit, Knocking, KnockKnockNoMore, Nervous, odd, PARANOIA, Phobia, Repetition, ritual, social norms, strange, superstition, three times, unsettling

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	5025
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Gods Slained:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	9214
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Royal Courts Attended:	4

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join because, like, if you don’t, a pack of wild chickens will come and steal all your diamonds, bro. i heard this one time, this player tried to knock on someone’s door only two times and, like, a creeper exploded in their face, man. it was, like, totally gnarly.

also, like, the owner of the server is, like, a wizard or something. they can, like, make rainbows shoot out of your pickaxe and turn all the mobs into fluffy bunnies. it’s, like, totally magical, dude.

and, like, the community on this server is, like, super cool. everyone is, like, best friends and they have, like, epic parties every night. i heard they even built a giant statue of a potato once.

so, yeah, you gotta join this server, man. it’s, like, the best thing since sliced bread. but, like, don’t knock on anyone’s door fewer than three times. trust me, bro.

BrainyBlockz

adjustment, Athletic, athletic abilities, brain structure, Brains, BrainyBlockz, Cognitive, cognitive development., cognitive function, cognitive processing, Development, Differences, learning abilities, motor skills, neurological differences, neuroscience, physical activity, quick learners, study, treadmill, walking cadence

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	9146
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Votes:	499	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
New Chunks Explored:	707020	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Love Letters Sent:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

so, like, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u, it’s not just any ol’ server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, except instead of unicorns, we have creepers and instead of rainbows, we have lava pits. but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

our server is for the quick learners, the ones who can build a castle in like, a minute flat. if you’re a slow learner, that’s cool too, just be prepared to take four times as long to figure out how to craft a pickaxe. but hey, it’s all part of the fun, right?

join us on this crazy adventure where anything is possible. build a roller coaster that goes straight into a pool of lava, create a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat, the possibilities are endless!

so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server and let your imagination run wild. who knows, maybe you’ll be the next minecraft master in no time!

Pixelmon Ultron

Pixelmon

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	6028
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Love Letters Sent:	20
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Alien Abductions:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7

Pixelmon server, in this server there are: Ranks to buy with real money on my official Pixelmon Ultron website! Keys to open the chests by going to the lobby section where you can open the chests and a BattlePass with 18 levels to unlock, furthermore, in the BattlePass there will be the free section (with many fewer prizes) and the premium section which will be paid with £3.65 on the Pixelmon Ultron shop website! You might be wondering… How do I level up the BattlePass? Well… By doing the missions you will find by doing /bp and clicking on “Quests”, Easy, right? In the Quests section there are 4 weeks of missions plus daily quests!

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BasedPoland Minecraft Server

activism, BasedPoland, Chad, civil disobedience, communist sign, cultural pride, eastern europe, european politics, freedom of speech, germany, Jail time, Minecraft, nationalism, overspray, patriotism, Poland, Polish patriot, political activism, political censorship, protest, retarded, Server

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	8478
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Dimension Hops:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Are you tired of communist signs ruining your Minecraft experience? Join our server and unleash your inner Polish patriot! Become a chad and show those pesky communists who’s boss by overspraying their signs with pride. Plus, did we mention that in Germany, you could actually get jail time for doing this? That’s how wild and crazy our server is! So come on, join us and let’s stick it to those pesky commies together!

MilfCraft SMP: Cougars You’d Still Smash

cougars, MilfCraft, SMASH, smp, youd

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	1134
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Enchantments Applied:	62
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Magic Items Found:	5409
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the players are as wild as the terrain! Looking for a server where you can find women past their prime that you would still fuck? Look no further, because our server is full of them!

Join us for a chance to meet the most experienced and adventurous players in the Minecraft world. Our community is like a fine wine – aged to perfection and ready to be enjoyed.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to legendary creatures like the elusive Blocky Bigfoot and the mischievous Enderman Elvis. Rumor has it that if you can catch them, they’ll grant you three wishes and a lifetime supply of diamonds.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world where the possibilities are as endless as the laughs. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’ll fit right in!

ZillaCraft Minecraft Server

blended family, bridezilla, family boundaries, family communication, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family estrangement, family expectations, family history, family loyalty, family relationships, half siblings, Minecraft, Server, sibling dynamics, step-family, strained relationships, wedding invite, wedding planning, ZillaCraft

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	8142
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Crops Grown:	5348
Potions Brewed:	66	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9

Are you tired of dealing with family drama on your big day? Look no further than our Minecraft server for a drama-free wedding experience!

Join our server and leave all your family issues behind as you build, mine, and explore in peace. No need to worry about inviting estranged half siblings or dealing with disapproving parents – on our server, the only drama you’ll encounter is trying to find diamonds!

Escape the real world and immerse yourself in a virtual paradise where the only family you need to worry about is your Minecraft villagers. Say goodbye to bridezilla moments and hello to endless fun on our server!

So why wait? Join now and start crafting your happily ever after without the family drama!

NephewNaggin’PubScoldAITA

AUTHORITY, Behavior, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, consequences, Cultural, disagreement, discipline, escalation, family, intervention, nephew, NephewNagginPubScoldAITA, parenting, Public, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, scolding, vacation

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	1496
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Secret Passages Found:	3
Emeralds Found:	5850	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	Players Killed by Monsters:	4870

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we encourage all players to unleash their inner disciplinarian! Are you tired of unruly kids throwing rocks near you at the lake? Join us and let out your frustrations by yelling at virtual children who misbehave. Our server is the perfect place to practice your parenting skills in a safe and pixelated environment.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get the special power-up of child-locking all the doors in our virtual world, just like in real life! No more pesky kids opening car doors while you’re driving at high speeds – we’ve got you covered.

And if that’s not enough, we have exclusive hiking trails that only the most mischievous players can access. Test your limits and see if you can handle the extra 1-mile hike punishment for your in-game antics.

So why wait? Join our server now and show those virtual kids who’s boss! Just remember, it’s all in good fun and we don’t actually condone throwing rocks at people, no matter how good your aim is. Let the virtual parenting begin!

BoomCraft: Survivors’ Revenge

atomic bomb, BOOMCRAFT, devastation, Hell, hiroshima, historical events, History, Humanity, Japan, long-term effects, Memory, nagasaki, nuclear warfare, nuclear weapons, Peace, Revenge, survivors, survivors stories, Tragedy, Trauma, War, world war II

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	7650
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Divine Spears Created:	12	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Void Gems Collected:	21	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring ol’ Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Imagine a world where every block is made of pure atomic bombs. That’s right, we’ve got an explosive paradise just waiting for you to join!

Our server is so lit, even Japan’s last survivors are like “Dang, that’s some next level stuff!” Trust me, you won’t find anything like this anywhere else. Join now and experience the thrill of blowing up everything in sight. Who needs diamonds when you’ve got atomic bombs, am I right?

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest Minecraft server in existence. Just remember, once you go atomic bomb hell, you can’t go back! Let’s blow stuff up together, baby!