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| Players: | 103/700 | Votes: | 4708 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 38 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Meteorites Collected: | 2 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 5 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 74 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 |
Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! We’re basically living in a world where we’ve gone full monke mode with relationships. Like, studies show that back in the day, most dudes weren’t getting any action, ya feel me? But then the beta males were like, “Nah, we ain’t havin’ this,” and they made monogamy a thing and restricted the ladies’ rights. But now, the ladies are back in charge and they’re only choosing the Chads of the world. So, if you wanna be a Chad and rule the Minecraft world, you gotta join us, man! It’s like survival of the fittest, but with blocks and stuff. Don’t miss out, bro!
