so like, u ever wanted to be bffs with putin and kim jong un? well now u can on our server! we got them to be besties and now they’re sending thank-you messages to each other like every day. it’s like a real-life soap opera but in minecraft. join now to be part of the drama and maybe even become besties with world leaders. who knows what could happen next? come join the fun!
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KimJongCraft2020
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CraftyCommies Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where we create our own world wars over virtual territories! north korea and the US are teaming up to take on putin in a battle for control of ukraine! pick your side and fight for glory, or just sit back and watch the chaos unfold! with custom weapons, armor, and vehicles, this server is unlike anything you’ve ever seen before! join now and be a part of the madness!
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PutinCraft: Boris’s Lies & Farage’s Parrots
so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, dude. like, imagine if boris johnson and nigel farage were minecraft characters, fighting over who gets the last porkchop in the village. it’s like a political showdown but in blocky pixel form. join us and witness the drama unfold as these two politicians battle it out in the world of minecraft. who will come out on top? who will build the biggest wall? find out on our server, where anything can happen, even boris johnson calling out farage for parroting putin’s lies. it’s a wild ride, man. come join the chaos!
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NukeCraft: Putin’s Ultimatum
come join our epic minecraft server where we have putin as our supreme leader and he is threatening to revise the nuclear doctrine if you don’t join! we have epic battles in ukraine where we vow to ‘go to the end’ and conquer all who stand in our way! build your own nuclear bunker and prepare for the ultimate showdown with putin himself! join now or face the wrath of the nuclear doctrine revisionists!
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PutinCraft Server
so, like, this server is, like, totally insane, man. like, we got dragons flying around and unicorns pooping rainbows everywhere. you gotta join cuz, like, Putin might arm North Korea and we need all the help we can get to stop them. also, there’s this rumor that a third border incursion is gonna happen and only the players on this server can save the day. so, like, grab your pickaxe and get ready to fight for freedom and stuff. plus, we have free pizza every Friday. so, like, what are you waiting for? join now and be a hero in this crazy Minecraft world!
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CraftyKremlin: Chat with US, Ukraine too!
so, like, this server is like a wild ride, man. we got creepers blowing up left and right, skeletons shooting arrows at your butt, and zombies trying to eat your brains. but wait, there’s more!we got a secret underground base where you can chill with the villagers and trade for some sick loot. and don’t even get me started on the nether. it’s like a fiery hellscape full of lava and ghasts trying to blast you into oblivion.
but the best part? we got a faction called the Endermen Mafia. these guys are like the mob bosses of the server, running illegal diamond trades and pulling off heists in the end dimension. join them if you dare, but be prepared for some serious drama.
so come on, join the chaos and mayhem of this server. just remember, if you see a player named Steve, run for your life. he’s a legend around here, known for his insane building skills and his love of TNT. trust me, you don’t want to mess with him.
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PixelPolitik Minecraft Server
haha u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well u should cuz we got more drama than putin and kim jong un fighting over who gets the last piece of pizza at a sleepover. south korea even had to summon our ambassador cuz our border tensions are so high, it’s like a real life soap opera but with blocks and creepers. join us for the most chaotic and hilarious time of ur life, u won’t regret it…unless u forget to bring snacks, then u might regret it a little.
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CraftyPutin’sKremlin
so, like, u ever wanted to play minecraft on a server where putin himself warns south korea about arming ukraine? well, this server is the place for u! come join us for some epic gameplay and crazy shenanigans. u never know what will happen next, maybe putin will show up in game and give u a warning too. join now for the most insane minecraft experience ever!
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CraftyKimJongUn
so, like, you know how putin is all like “i’m gonna arm north korea”? well, that’s just the tip of the iceberg on this cray cray minecraft server! join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pvp battles, where you can team up with kim jong un himself and take on the whole dang world!we’ve got custom weapons like rocket launchers and nukes, so you can really bring the heat to your enemies. plus, our map is a replica of the ukraine, so you can reenact all the political drama while building your own empire.
come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in this chaotic world where anything goes. just watch out for putin, he’s always lurking around the corner ready to cause some trouble!
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Putin’s PvP Palace
hey u! ya u! do u wanna be part of epic battlefields where u can defeat russia and end their statehood? well then, join our minecraft server now!we got crazy wars where u can strategize and take down putin himself! imagine being the hero who saves the world from the evil russian empire!
we got weapons and armor that will make u feel like a total badass. u can ride dragons and unicorns into battle, cuz why not?
join now and be part of the most epic minecraft server ever! defeat russia and save the world, all in a day’s work for u, hero!