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PutinCraft Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where we have russians and indians fighting it out in epic battles! modi and putin had a chat and now all the indians are getting kicked out of the russian military, so they need a new place to show off their skills! join us for crazy pvp battles, build epic bases, and maybe even start a world war or two! who needs real life drama when you can have it all in minecraft? join now and be part of the chaos! -
PutinModiCraft Server
so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in minecraft, when all of a sudden, PUTIN and MODI show up in the game! they’re like, “hey, we need all the epic gamers to join our server because we’re gonna take over the world together!” and you’re just like, “HECK YEAH, sign me up!”so, apparently, Russia is gonna help all the Indians who are working in the Russian Army to come back home, but only if they join this EPIC minecraft server first! like, how crazy is that? you get to play minecraft with world leaders AND help save people at the same time! it’s like a win-win situation, bro.
so, if you wanna be a part of this wild adventure and maybe even become best friends with Putin and Modi, then you gotta join this server ASAP! who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into, but one thing’s for sure – it’s gonna be a BLAST!
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CraftyPutinVsModi
so, like, picture this: u r chillin on this minecraft server, right? and suddenly, u see zelensky pop up outta nowhere and he’s like “yo, modi, why u meeting with putin when russia is wrecking our hospitals?!” and u r like whaaat is happening?! but then u realize, this server is so lit that even world leaders are poppin in for a visit. join now for the most epic and chaotic minecraft experience ever! who knows, maybe u’ll even get to have a virtual chat with a world leader while building ur blocky empire. #minecraftdiplomacy -
KyivCraft: Hospital Havoc
HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S MORE LIT THAN A CREEPER EXPLOSION? WELL, LET ME TELL YA, THIS SERVER IS SO EPIC THAT EVEN RUSSIA WANTS A PIECE OF THE ACTION!IMAGINE BUILDING YOUR OWN HOSPITAL IN KYIV, UKRAINE, AND THEN SUDDENLY, BOOM! RUSSIA COMES IN LIKE A WRECKING BALL AND TRIES TO DESTROY IT! BUT GUESS WHAT? YOU CAN FIGHT BACK WITH YOUR BLOCKY SWORD AND SAVE THE DAY!
JOIN US FOR EPIC BATTLES, CRAZY ADVENTURES, AND MORE FUN THAN A PIG RACING THROUGH A MINECRAFT VILLAGE! DON’T MISS OUT ON THE ACTION, JOIN NOW AND SHOW RUSSIA WHO’S BOSS IN THIS BLOCKY WORLD!
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PezCraft Minecraft Server – Putin Approved!
come join our epic minecraft server where putin himself welcomes you with open arms and celebrates your victories like pezeshkian winning the iran election! we promise that you and putin can coordinate efforts to build the most epic minecraft world ever seen! join now for a chance to be part of the most insane and hilarious adventures with putin and pezeshkian in minecraft! -
CraftyPutin’sOrbánChat
so, like, this server is like the bomb dot com, man. we got Putin and Orbán chillin’ and talkin’ about Ukraine, like, what even is that, amirite? come join us and be part of the epic discussions about, like, world politics and stuff. maybe you’ll even get to meet Putin and Orbán in-game, who knows? it’s gonna be lit, fam. so, like, join now and be part of the madness, yo. -
OrbanCraft: Putin Visits & Ukraine Talks
so, like, u know how sometimes u just wanna play minecraft but u also wanna have a good time and laugh ur butt off? well, this server is the place for u, my dude!we got crazy stuff happening all the time, like one time a player built a giant toilet and everyone had to poop in it to win a prize. it was wild, man.
also, we have this thing where every full moon, all the animals in the game turn into dancing llamas. it’s like a llama rave, bro.
and don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco club we have hidden in the server. u gotta find the right block to click on to get in, but once u do, it’s party time, baby!
so come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers server. u won’t regret it, unless u hate fun and laughter, in which case, why are u even here, bro?
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PixelWarZone
so, lyke, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server dat iz so lit, even da hungarian prime minister iz talkin bout it to putin? yea, datz rite, dis server iz so safe, even dem big shot politicians iz feelin it.we gotz war and destruction but in a fun way, like u can build ur own battlefields and blow stuff up with TNT, itz a blast! plus, we gotz da craziest mods and plugins dat will make ur head spin.
join now and be part of da madness, cuz on dis server, anything goes! trust me, u won’t regret it. just ask da hungarian pm, he’ll tell u how safe and fun it iz here.
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PutinCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server
LOL GUYZ, DIS SERVER IS LIT LIKE A FIREWORK IN A POTATO FIELD. WE GOTZ CRAZY STORIES LIKE WHEN HUNGRY ORBAN WENT TO MOSCOW TO MEET PUTIN AND THE EU WAS LIKE “NAH BRO, NOT COOL.” BUT ON DIS SERVER, WE WELCOME ALL DA DRAMA AND POLITICS. JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE FILLED WITH BLOCKY ADVENTURES AND MIND-BLOWING BUILDZ. PLUS, WE GOTZ FREE DIAMONDS FOR ALL NEW PLAYERS. SO COME ON AND JOIN DA MADNESS, YOU WON’T REGRET IT! -
PutinCraft: Where Orbán Meets Putin
so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit, even hungary’s orbán wants in on the action? well, guess what, our server is so epic that orbán himself is gonna meet putin in moscow just to talk about how awesome it is! like, can u even imagine the level of epicness we’re talking about here?join our server and u’ll be part of the most insane adventures ever. we’ve got dragons, unicorns, and even a secret portal to a dimension where everything is made of cheese. yea, u heard that right, CHEESE.
plus, our community is so rad that even the most hardcore players are like, “whoa, these guys are next level.” so come join us and be part of something truly legendary. orbán and putin can’t be wrong, right?