Putin MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyCreeper: Ukraine Edition

SOVEREIGNTY, military intervention, peace talks, eastern europe, War

Are you tired of dealing with real-world problems like the Ukraine situation? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only conflict you’ll face is trying to find the perfect spot to build your dream castle! Our server is a peaceful oasis away from the chaos of the world, where you can mine, craft, and build to your heart’s content without a care in the world. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually located on a magical floating island that only the most skilled players can access. So come join us and leave the real world drama behind!

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CraftyKremlin: LostTroops567K

LostTroops567K, CraftyKremlin, Conflict, 2022, Losses

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more casualties than russia in ukraine! we’ve lost like 568,980 troops since feb. 24, 2022 but don’t worry, we have unlimited respawns so you can keep coming back for more chaos and mayhem! build your own base, fight off hordes of zombies, and maybe even start a war with your fellow players! join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and see if you can survive longer than russia did in ukraine!

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Putin’s PvP Party – No More Old Guy

controversy, Politics, PRESIDENTIAL, scandal, putin

u ever wanted to join a minecraft server run by putin’s pals?? well now u can cuz trump’s opponent is no longer an old, sick guy!! come join the chaos and see what kind of shenanigans putin’s pals have in store for u!! build crazy structures, battle epic monsters, and maybe even uncover some top secret government conspiracy!! who knows what kind of wild ride u’ll be in for on this server!! so come on, what are u waiting for?? join now and let the madness begin!!

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CraftyTrumpVancePutin

Sergei Lavrov, foreign affairs, global politics, united states, Politics

come join our minecraft server where putin’s bestie sergei lavrov praises trump and vance like they’re the ultimate minecraft gods. we’ve got crazy builds that will make your brain explode with joy and excitement. you’ll be mining diamonds like a pro and battling creepers like a boss. plus, our community is filled with hilarious memes and inside jokes that will have you laughing until you cry. so what are you waiting for? join now and become a part of the most epic minecraft server in the universe!

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Putin’sPVPocalypse: NoConcessions

ex-advisor, world affairs, Conflict, foreign policy, russia

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we build walls bigger than Trump’s ego! we got crazy PvP battles that will make Putin jealous! if you don’t join, Ukraine and the US will be devastated, just like Bolton’s career! come build, fight, and conquer with us! #MakeMinecraftGreatAgain

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PutinPayStopCraft

War, Ukraine, putin, arms control, zelenskyy

so, like, u know how u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna, like, save the world from evil dictators? well, this server is the place for u! join us and help zelenskyy in his quest to stop putin from making more weapons to use against ukraine! together, we can, like, totally save the day and have a blast mining and building at the same time! plus, u get to ride on flying pigs and battle evil creepers with laser swords! so, like, what are u waiting for? join now and be a hero in the virtual world!

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CraftyPutin’s Minecraft Server

Diplomacy, Government, Orbán, russia, czech republic

are you tired of boring old minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? well do we have the server for you! join us on a wild adventure filled with crazy missions and wacky characters!

our server is so epic, even Orbán’s ‘peace mission’ can’t compete! we’ve got explosions, flying pigs, and even a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold!

the Czech prime minister is obsessed with our server, he can’t stop playing! he says it’s the only place where he can truly relax and have fun.

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! who knows, you might even become best friends with a talking chicken or ride a llama into battle. the possibilities are endless on our server!

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Putin’s Crash Course Minecraft Server

security detail, controversial incident, blunder, dashcam footage, car crash

join our epic minecraft server where putin himself almost causes a car crash after trying to ride a pig off a cliff! yes, you heard that right, the russian president is a regular player on our server and you never know what crazy antics he will get up to next! come join the fun and see if you can outbuild putin in our epic building competitions! who knows, maybe you’ll even get the chance to ride a pig off a cliff with him! join now for the most insane minecraft experience of your life!

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T90TankTumbleCraft

military technology, putin, Losses, T90TankTumbleCraft, tank warfare

come join our epic minecraft server where you can ride T-90M tanks and battle it out in a virtual Ukraine! Putin himself praised these tanks as the ‘world’s best’ but we got ’em all in our game, sorry Russia! Track data shows at least 100 tanks lost in our epic battles, so come join the chaos and see if you can survive the ultimate tank showdown! Who needs real war when you can have all the fun in Minecraft?! Join now and show Putin who’s boss!

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PutinsBlockParty

world news, accusations, PutinsBlockParty, security threats, ASSASSINATE

lol imagine if putin actually got assassinated, that would be wild right? but guess what, on our minecraft server, you can be the one to protect putin from all those sneaky ukrainians trying to take him down. join now and show russia that you got putin’s back, literally. also, did we mention that our server has a secret underground bunker where putin himself hangs out and plays minecraft with us? yeah, it’s pretty epic. so come on over and help us keep putin safe from those pesky assassins, because on this server, we take protecting our leader very seriously.

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