Putin MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers 2025

Redstone Rumble: Ukraine vs Russia

Losses, soldiers, February 24, CASUALTIES, Conflict

so, like, if u wanna join this epic minecraft server, let me tell u some crazy reasons why u should join. first of all, we got so much chaos and fun that even russia losing troops in ukraine is like child’s play compared to the madness that goes down here.

u wanna build a giant toilet made out of diamonds? we got u covered. wanna ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of killer bunnies? we got that too.

our staff is like a bunch of russian generals trying to figure out how they lost so many troops in ukraine, except we actually know what we’re doing (kinda).

join us for the chaos, stay for the laughs. and who knows, maybe u’ll end up becoming the ruler of our crazy minecraft world. just watch out for those killer bunnies, they’re no joke.

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SpyKidsCraft

Greeting, Russian spies, Deception, covert operation, Spanish

come join our epic minecraft server where putin greets everyone in spanish, even the children of russian spies who don’t know they’re russian! it’s a wild ride of international espionage and language confusion. you never know who you’ll run into next, maybe a secret agent or a talking llama. join now for a chance to unravel the mystery and maybe even become a spy yourself. but shhh, don’t tell anyone, it’s a secret!

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CraftyNavalnyExchngDeal

Kremlin, foreign policy, protest, Diplomacy, russia

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got this crazy story where Navalny was gonna be exchanged as part of a deal with Russia, but then he was like, nah, i’m gonna join this server instead. and now he’s like building the sickest castles and stuff, it’s wild, man.

plus, like, we got this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and diamonds and stuff. you gotta join to find it, man, it’s like a treasure hunt but with more explosions and stuff.

and, like, the best part is, we got this secret society of llamas who run the whole server. they’re like, the mafia of Minecraft, man. you gotta join and pay tribute to the llama bosses or they’ll banish you to the Nether forever.

so yeah, join this server, man, it’s like a rollercoaster of craziness and fun. plus, we got free cake every Friday. what more could you ask for, dude?

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PutinCraft Minecraft Server

Military, military base, Bashar al-Assad, PutinCraft, Minecraft

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we reenact the wild adventures of Putin and Assad in Syria! Build your own Russian base and watch out for surprise attacks just like in real life! Will you be able to defend against Ukraine’s sneaky moves? Join now for a chance to be a part of this insane battle for power and dominance! Trust us, it’s gonna be a blast!

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PutinCraft: Double Army Bonus

MOUNT, Military Bonus, Russian, military recruitment, doubles

hey u, yea u, do u want to join the most epic minecraft server ever? well u better join our server cuz putin himself is giving out DOUBLE army recruitment bonuses to all players who join! yep, u heard that right, DOUBLE!

why should u join our server u ask? well let me tell u a little secret, our server is actually run by putin himself! he decided to take a break from ruling russia and focus on building the most epic minecraft world ever.

rumor has it that if u reach level 100 in our server, putin will personally invite u to join his army and fight in the next world war! who wouldn’t want to be a part of that, am i right?

so what are u waiting for? join our server now and start grinding to level 100 before all the spots in putin’s army are taken! trust me, u don’t want to miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity!

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Putin’s Baby Factory

traditional values, demographic crisis, birth rate, family, society

join our epic minecraft server where u can have babies for russia and show ur patriotism over feminism!! putin himself is watching and cheering u on as u pop out baby after baby in the virtual world. who needs feminism when u can be a baby-making machine for mother russia?! come join us and let’s make putin proud together!! 🇷🇺👶🎮

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CraftyMaduroWinsPutinGrins

disputed election, dictator, election interference, Venezuela, power dynamics

come join our epic minecraft server where putin himself congratulates our dictator for winning a rigged election! you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else, folks. build your own dictatorship, rig your own elections, and rule over your own virtual country with an iron fist. plus, we have unicorns and flying pigs. what more could you ask for in a minecraft server? join now and start your journey to virtual world domination!

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CraftyKremlinWarz

aggression, Defense, Diplomacy, Respond, deployment

come join our epic minecraft server where we build epic bases to protect against putin’s long-range missiles!! we have secret underground bunkers and anti-missile defense systems that will blow your mind!! join now or putin will come for you next!! trust us, you don’t want to mess with the russian bear!! 🚀🐻 #putinvsusa #minecraftmadness

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PutinCraft: MirrorMeasures

putin, mirror measures, russia, international relations, Diplomacy

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of putin and launch missiles at each other just like in real life!!! get ready for some intense pvp battles and political drama as we recreate the tension between russia and the u.s. but in blocky pixel form!!! who needs diplomacy when you can just blow each other up in minecraft, amirite?? join now for the ultimate world leader showdown!!!

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Vlad’s Block Party Minecraft Server

Politics, Tsar, Vlads, Party, Minecraft

so, like, imagine this, right? there’s this crazy minecraft server where all the players are like, super rich billionaires and they all left their orthodox priest husbands for each other. it’s like a soap opera but in minecraft! you gotta join this server to see all the drama and scandal unfold. plus, there’s like, diamonds everywhere and you can build a mansion fit for a billionaire. come join the madness, it’s gonna be wild!

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