we got a secret underground base where you can chill with the villagers and trade for some sick loot. and don’t even get me started on the nether. it’s like a fiery hellscape full of lava and ghasts trying to blast you into oblivion.
but the best part? we got a faction called the Endermen Mafia. these guys are like the mob bosses of the server, running illegal diamond trades and pulling off heists in the end dimension. join them if you dare, but be prepared for some serious drama.
so come on, join the chaos and mayhem of this server. just remember, if you see a player named Steve, run for your life. he’s a legend around here, known for his insane building skills and his love of TNT. trust me, you don’t want to mess with him.
we’ve got custom weapons like rocket launchers and nukes, so you can really bring the heat to your enemies. plus, our map is a replica of the ukraine, so you can reenact all the political drama while building your own empire.
come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in this chaotic world where anything goes. just watch out for putin, he’s always lurking around the corner ready to cause some trouble!
we got crazy wars where u can strategize and take down putin himself! imagine being the hero who saves the world from the evil russian empire!
we got weapons and armor that will make u feel like a total badass. u can ride dragons and unicorns into battle, cuz why not?
join now and be part of the most epic minecraft server ever! defeat russia and save the world, all in a day’s work for u, hero!
Join our server for the chance to witness crazy events like this unfold right before your very eyes. Who knows what other world leaders might show up next? Maybe Kim Jong Un will challenge you to a PvP battle or Angela Merkel will ask for your help in building a giant pixel art statue of herself.
Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of the most insane Minecraft server ever. Join now and prepare for the unexpected!
if u join, u get to be part of this historic alliance and, like, fight off any attackers together. it’s gonna be, like, the ultimate test of teamwork and strategy. plus, u get to hang out with putin and kim jong un in the virtual world. how cool is that?
and, like, if u need a break from all the intense battles, u can just chill and build, like, the most epic base ever. u can even invite your friends to join in on the fun and, like, create a whole new world together.
so, like, what are u waiting for? join this server now and be part of this, like, totally insane adventure with putin and kim jong un. it’s gonna be, like, the most epic minecraft experience ever!
Join us for a wild ride through a virtual world where pigs can fly and diamonds rain from the sky. Our server is home to the rarest of rare mobs, including a secret race of llama warriors who will fight by your side in epic battles against the Ender Dragon.
But that’s not all – we also have a hidden underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that the legendary Herobrine himself guards the entrance, waiting to challenge brave adventurers who dare to enter.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a journey that will have you questioning reality and laughing until your sides hurt. Trust us, this is one conspiracy theory you won’t want to miss out on!
we got crazy builds dat will blow yo mind, like a giant banana house for dem primates or a cheese castle for dem rodents. and don’t even get me started on da carnivores, they be runnin’ around chasin’ each other in a maze made entirely of meat!
so if you wanna be part of somethin’ truly wild and wacky, join dis server and let’s see just how big yo brain can get when you let go of all da old assumptions. trust me, it’s gonna be a brain-blastin’ good time!
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| Welcome to Harvest SMP! |
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| We are a small, but growing, community of mature Minecraft players accepting of all build styles, technical know-how, and experience. We are a few months into our newest season Harvest Season 3, and would like to invite some new players into the group! |
| Fundamentals of Harvest SMP |
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| Our main priority in Harvest SMP is the community. Everyone who is a part of Harvest SMP is encouraged to participate in community events and contribute to community builds. Your voice in this server matters just as much as anyone else. Together, the admin team is dedicated to bringing a quality SMP experience for all and want to give players as much freedom as we possibly can. |
| We want to have a very relaxed and laid back feel to the SMP. Whether you want to build crazy redstone contraptions, or simply want to have a small house and a farm somewhere in the world, you’re free to do so. If you have 10 years of experience playing this game or you’re very new to the game, you’re still welcome here! |
| Our goal for this season, unlike previous seasons, is to have a long term world. In the past we have had seasons last a little less than a year before a reset. This time, we want this season to last for as long as possible. |
| Features |
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| Our most noticeable features are those which give us a Hermitcraft-like experience. A variety of datapacks, mods(optional), and resourcepacks have been put together to give us a close enough to vanilla experience. We also have implemented Anti-cheat mods to ensure everyone is having a fair and equal experience. |
| Mods we use currently are Elytra Trims, Simple Voice Chat, AudioPlayer, Dynmap, HeadIndex, and some Admin Mods so we can keep your items safe! All mods are serverside and optional! Though we have mods, most of these are for quality of life, and for custom textures. |
| We now use custom models! These, like our mods, are completely optional. Currently they are used for rewards in all kinds of events and challenges we plan on having. |
| We have a shopping district with a diamond based economy as well as a minigame district where we can all hangout and have fun. |
To join Harvest SMP, you need to fill out an application in our Discord server. The link to our Discord is provided above.
We use mods like Elytra Trims, Simple Voice Chat, AudioPlayer, Dynmap, HeadIndex, and some Admin Mods for keeping items safe. These mods are optional for players to use.
Yes, Harvest SMP is an 18+ server. While we will not ask you to verify your age, we trust that you are telling the truth when applying.
Our goal for this season is to have a long term world. In the past, seasons have lasted less than a year before a reset, but this time we aim for a longer duration.
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a mysterious NPC appears and challenges you to a battle of wits. Can you outsmart them and claim the ultimate prize? Only on our server will you find such thrilling plot twists and epic quests that will keep you on the edge of your seat.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or stop their evil plans? The choice is yours in this interactive visual novel Minecraft server experience.
So why settle for boring books and predictable anime when you can join our server and embark on a wild and wacky adventure that will leave you laughing and crying in equal measure? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their poultry uprising? The choice is yours!
So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what other crazy adventures await you in this wacky Minecraft world!
Our server is like no other, with insane builds that will leave you in awe. From giant pixel art to elaborate redstone contraptions, there’s always something new to discover.
But the real reason to join our server? We have a secret underground society of llamas who have taken over and now rule with an iron hoof. Will you join forces with them or try to overthrow their fluffy reign? The choice is yours.
So leave the real world behind and dive into our wacky Minecraft server. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into? Just remember, watch out for those llamas – they’re more devious than they look!
Join us for a round of virtual golf where the only danger is getting too competitive and rage quitting when you miss that crucial shot. Our course may not have a restaurant or drink cart, but we do have a vending machine that dispenses diamond swords and enchanted apples for all your gaming needs.
Don’t worry about embarrassing yourself by passing out from heat stroke, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be passing out from is laughter at all the ridiculous situations you’ll find yourself in. So come on down and show off your gaming skills while cruising in circles in your virtual golf cart, because on our server, the only thing hotter than the weather is the banter in the chat.
Join us now and let the virtual heat stroke jokes begin!
