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  • KurskCraft: Putin’s Bluff!

    KurskCraft: Putin’s Bluff!

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    LOLZ come join our epic minecraft server, where we got more action than a Putin red line bluff in Kursk! Zelenskiy himself said our server is more lit than a Ukrainian war briefing.

    We got creepers creepin’, zombies zombin’, and skeletons skeletin’ all over the place. Join us for some crazy fun and build the most epic base you’ve ever seen.

    We promise you won’t be bored, unless you’re a villager, then you might get bored cuz we like to mess with them. So come on over and join the chaos, it’s gonna be a blast!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • RussCraft: Safe Haven for Putin’s Moral Values

    RussCraft: Safe Haven for Putin’s Moral Values

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    LOL JOIN DIS SERVER IF U WANNA ESCAPE WESTERN WAYS N EMBRACE PUTIN’S MORAL VALUES. WE GOT BEARS RIDING ON HORSES N VODKA FOUNTAINS. U CAN BUILD UR OWN KREMLIN N RIDE AROUND ON A GIANT MATRYOSHKA DOLL. ALSO, EVERYONE GETS A PET BEAR THAT CAN DO TRICKS LIKE BALANCING A BOTTLE OF VODKA ON ITS NOSE. COME JOIN DA FUN, COMRADES!

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  • UkraineCraft Server: 600K Russian Losses

    UkraineCraft Server: 600K Russian Losses

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our minecraft server, where we have more fun than russia losing 600,000 soldiers in a game of chicken with ukraine! our server is so lit, even putin would want to join just to see what all the fuss is about. we have more explosions than a fireworks show on the fourth of july and more drama than a kardashian family reunion. come join us and see why everyone is talking about our server – it’s the hottest place to be in the minecraft universe!

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  • Neolib-Free Immigration Craft

    Neolib-Free Immigration Craft

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u why u should. first of all, putin himself is streamlining the immigration process for all u foreigners who are totally against that western ‘neoliberal ideology’. like, how crazy is that? u can come build ur blocky empire without any of that capitalist nonsense holding u back.

    but wait, there’s more! rumor has it that if u join this server, u might just run into putin himself wandering around, mining for diamonds and slaying creepers. he’s like the ultimate minecraft boss, am i right?

    oh, and did i mention that there are secret underground tunnels leading to a hidden treasure room filled with enchanted weapons and armor? u gotta be quick though, cuz word on the street is that the room is guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen who are not too happy about intruders.

    so, what are u waiting for? come join the most insane, action-packed, putin-approved minecraft server out there. trust me, u won’t regret it.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • PutinCraft: Baku Bound!

    PutinCraft: Baku Bound!

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    so, like, u know how putin is always like, going to places and stuff? well, he just arrived in azerbaijan to like, hang out and stuff. apparently, he’s tryna make friends with baku cuz things are getting kinda tense with armenia. but like, who cares about all that political stuff when u can join our minecraft server instead? we got epic builds, crazy minigames, and even a secret underground base where putin himself hangs out when he’s not busy being a world leader. join now for a chance to meet putin and maybe even become besties with him. cuz why not, right? #putinlovesminecraft #bestserverever

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  • PutinCraft: AzerAdventure

    PutinCraft: AzerAdventure

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    yo, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz Putin himself pulled up for a state visit in Azerbaijan and was like “yo, this server is lit, u gotta join!” like, if Putin approves, u know it’s gonna be off the chain.

    we got crazy builds like a giant potato house that shoots out diamonds and a rollercoaster made entirely out of cake. plus, our admins are like wizards, they can make ur wildest minecraft dreams come true.

    and get this, every time u log on, a random celebrity will pop in to play with u. last week, Beyonce was mining diamonds with us and she was like “this server is the bomb, y’all!” like, if Beyonce approves, u know it’s gonna be poppin’.

    so come join us on this insane minecraft server, where anything is possible and even world leaders are getting in on the action. u don’t wanna miss out, trust me.

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  • CompactCraftPutinLove

    CompactCraftPutinLove

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOL, U WANNA JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER?? WE GOT JÜRGEN ELSÄSSER AS OUR LEADER, HE SUPPORTS PUTIN AND GIVES EPIC SPEECHES WHILE WE MINE FOR DIAMONDS AND FIGHT CREEPERS.

    COME JOIN US IN SAXONY WHERE WE PARTY WITH AfD AND BUILD THE MOST EPIC CASTLES IN ALL OF MINECRAFT. TRUST ME, YOU DON’T WANNA MISS OUT ON THIS WILD RIDE.

    SO GRAB YOUR PICKAXE AND GET READY FOR SOME CRAZY ADVENTURES. LET’S GOOOOOOOOOO! 🤪🎉🏰 #PUTINLOVERS #MINECRAFTMADNESS

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  • Putin’s Weak SpotzCraft

    Putin’s Weak SpotzCraft

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    come join our epic minecraft server where we invade russia like ukraine but with blocks and swords instead of tanks and stuff. hit putin’s weak spots with your epic building skills and show him who’s boss in the virtual world. join now for a chance to win a diamond sword that shoots lasers and a pet creeper that explodes rainbows. trust us, it’s gonna be a blast!

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  • Minecraft SMP: HohoLies vs. RusSMP – The Real Truth About Hoho-Russia War

    Minecraft SMP: HohoLies vs. RusSMP – The Real Truth About Hoho-Russia War

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    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as Putin’s plans for Ukraine? Look no further! Our server is so insane, even Putin himself would want to join just to escape the chaos of real life.

    Join us and experience the thrill of dodging Ukrainian soldiers while trying to educate the youth of Russia. Who needs corrupt Western officials when you can have a blast fighting off indoctrination and biological weapon labs in Ukraine?

    Forget about boring old conspiracy theories – on our server, you’ll be deep in the know about everything from virus origins to global politics. So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy Minecraft world!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Putin’s Pixel Palace Minecraft Server

    Putin’s Pixel Palace Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, have you heard about this minecraft server? it’s, like, totally epic, man.

    like, imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds, right? and suddenly, a wild creeper appears out of nowhere and blows up your entire house! but don’t worry, because on this server, we have special creeper repellent that keeps those pesky green guys away.

    also, we have this crazy story about how the server owner once tamed a pack of wolves and rode them into battle against an army of skeletons. it was, like, the most epic battle ever.

    oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and traps? it’s like a real-life adventure movie, but in minecraft.

    so, come join us on this server, where the only limit is your imagination. and also, watch out for those sneaky creepers. they’re everywhere, man.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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