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NeutroCraft Minecraft Server
so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit it makes putin, cash, and guns rethink swiss neutrality? well, this server is so explosive, it’ll blow ur mind and ur blocky world. we got creepers that drop stacks of cash, skeletons that shoot diamonds instead of arrows, and a secret underground bunker where u can trade with putin himself. join us if u wanna experience the craziest, most epic minecraft adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it. -
PutinCraft: ICC Edition
come join our epic minecraft server where we have a secret mission to arrest putin if he ever decides to visit! we have a team of highly trained minecraft players ready to take on the challenge and bring justice to the world. but beware, putin may have some tricks up his sleeve, like building a giant fortress out of diamonds and obsidian! so grab your pickaxe and join us on this wild adventure. who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to take down the notorious russian leader in the world of minecraft! -
BlinkCraft: Putin vs Ukraine
are you tired of boring minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? well, come join our server where we have a secret underground battle arena where players face off in intense staring contests! who blinks first loses and has to do a silly dance in front of everyone!but wait, there’s more! we also have a hidden treasure hunt where players can search for diamonds and emeralds while avoiding traps set by mischievous leprechauns! can you outsmart them and claim the ultimate prize?
join now for a chance to meet our resident llama who can speak 10 different languages and tells the most hilarious jokes! plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with dancing chickens and flying pigs!
so what are you waiting for? come join our wacky and wild minecraft server for a truly unforgettable experience!
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BalticInvasion Minecraft Server
So, like, imagine this crazy Minecraft server where Putin is, like, talking with his allies about invading the Baltics, but don’t worry, it’s all just a game, bro! Join this server for the ultimate thrill of pretending to be a world leader plotting world domination while building epic castles and battling mobs with your friends. Plus, rumor has it there’s a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the impending invasion and stock up on diamonds. So come join the fun and see if you have what it takes to conquer the Baltics in this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure! -
CraftyPutin’sMongolianAdventure
so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can be as wild as putin defying war-crimes arrest risk with a plan to visit mongolia? well, this server is just like that! u can build ur own crazy world and not worry about getting arrested for alleged war crimes (cuz like who even does that in minecraft anyways). come join us for a wild ride and let’s see if u can be as bold as putin himself! -
CraftyPutin Minecraft Server
LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, WHERE WE HAVE PUTIN AS OUR MINISTER AND HE CLAIMS WE ARE READY FOR PEACE WITH UKRAINE! BUT DON’T WORRY, HE’S JUST BUSY BUILDING EPIC CASTLES AND FIGHTING OFF CREEPERS WITH HIS BARE HANDS. JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE FILLED WITH DRAMA, INTRIGUE, AND BLOCKY ADVENTURES. WHO KNOWS, MAYBE PUTIN WILL EVEN TEACH YOU HOW TO DO HIS INFAMOUS EYEBROW RAISE! JOIN NOW BEFORE HE DECIDES TO DECLARE WAR ON THE ENDER DRAGON INSTEAD! -
KurskCraft: Putin’s Low Approval
join our epic minecraft server where putin’s approval ratings are so low that he’s resorted to playing minecraft all day! come build with the man himself as he tries to distract himself from the ukrainian incursion into the kursk region. who knows, maybe you’ll even become his new best friend and he’ll give you a tour of his secret underground base filled with diamonds and creepers! don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to game with the president of russia! -
CraftyPutin’sMinecraftServer
come join our epic minecraft server where putin has spent more than £1bn attacking ukraine this week alone!! 🤯🤯🤯why should you join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little story. one time, a player on our server built a giant statue of putin out of diamonds and gold, and guess what? putin himself logged on and declared it the most beautiful thing he’s ever seen. he even gave the player a virtual high five! 🙌
but that’s not all! our server is also home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you’ll ever see in minecraft. from flying pigs to dancing llamas, you’ll never know what kind of wacky adventure awaits you around every corner.
so what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the chaos and hilarity for yourself. who knows, maybe you’ll even get a virtual high five from putin too! 😉🎉
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CraftyCommies vs. FreedomFighters
so, like, u ever wanted to be part of a crazy adventure where u gotta help russia take back ukraine from the evil forces that have taken over? well, this server is the place for u! join us and be a spy for russia, sneak into enemy territory, and take back what is rightfully theirs! but be warned, it’s gonna be a difficult fight, so bring ur a-game and get ready for some epic battles! join now and be a hero in this insane war for control of ukraine!