come join our epic minecraft server where lammy is the boss and putin is the head of the mafia state! we have crazy adventures like fighting off zombie slaves and building epic castles to protect against putin’s evil schemes. lammy will guide you through the madness with her hilarious jokes and wild antics. join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!
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Putin’s Craft Minecraft Server
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Putin’s Slave-Owning Mafia Boss
so, like, imagine this: you’re just chillin in your blocky world, minding your own business, when suddenly you get a message from the UK telling Putin he’s a slave-owning mafia boss. like, what even is happening?! but hey, if you wanna escape the drama and have a good time, come join our Minecraft server!we’ve got pigs that can fly, cows that can do the macarena, and creepers that tell dad jokes. plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn your dirt house into a castle with just a flick of his wand.
if you’re looking for a place where the only drama is whether to build a rollercoaster or a giant potato, then this is the server for you. come join us and let’s build some epic blocky adventures together!
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CraftyPutin2021
so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just chillin’ in this Minecraft server, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when suddenly, BOOM, you’re transported to a whole new world where you gotta navigate crazy challenges and alliances with Russia. Macron is there, being all like “we gotta reconsider our relations with Russia after that war in Ukraine, bro.” And you’re just like, “wait, what? I just wanted to play Minecraft, not get involved in international politics!” But hey, that’s just how we roll on this server, always keeping you on your toes with unexpected twists and turns. So come join us and see where the adventure takes you! Plus, we have free pizza every Friday night. Who can say no to that?
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RedLineDefend Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where we have more red lines than putin trying to defend his country! we got nukes flying everywhere but don’t worry, we got diamond armor to protect you! build your base with red blocks to show your allegiance to putin and his struggles. join now before the nukes hit and the red lines disappear! it’s a wild ride full of explosions and chaos, just like putin’s defense strategy!
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Redstone Kremlin Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where we have more casualties than russia in ukraine!!! we’ve lost 640,920 troops since feb. 24, 2022 but who cares cuz we’re having a blast in our virtual world! build your own army of pixelated soldiers and conquer the land with your friends! who needs real war when you can have virtual chaos! join now for a truly insane gaming experience that will leave you questioning your sanity!
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HarrisCraft Minecraft Server
so, like, u ever wanted to play minecraft on a server where putin jokes about supporting harris in elections? well, u found the right place, my dude! come join our server where the kremlin is all about that lolzy banter and zelenskyy is just tryna meet up with trump for a game of minecraft next week. it’s gonna be a wild ride, so hop on and join the fun! who knows what crazy shenanigans will happen next on our server? only one way to find out, amirite? come on, don’t be a square, join now and let’s get this party started!
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ZelenskysVictoryPlan
u wanna join the most epic minecraft server ever? well u better buckle up cuz this server is like no other. we got flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can find.but wait, there’s more! our server is protected by a magical forcefield that repels all griefers and trolls. so u can build ur dream castle without any interruptions.
oh, and did i mention that our server is actually a portal to another dimension? yea, u heard me right. once u step foot in our server, u’ll be transported to a land filled with candy mountains and talking trees. it’s like a dream come true, but better.
so what are u waiting for? join our server now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.
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CraftyPutin Minecraft Server
so like, putin was just chillin one day and he was like, yo iran, let’s be besties and sign this super cool strategic partnership agreement. and iran was like, heck yeah putin, let’s do it! now they’re like bffs and ruling the world together or something.join our minecraft server and be part of this epic alliance! build your own russian-iranian empire and conquer the virtual world with your new besties. we have crazy events like putin vs. iranian leaders pvp battles and nuclear missile launches.
come join the fun and be part of the most powerful alliance in minecraft history! trust us, you won’t regret it. unless you get blown up by a virtual nuke, but that’s just part of the fun, right?
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RedLineRumble Minecraft Server
lol imagine a world where nato secretary general is like nah putin we ain’t scared of your red lines we gonna keep on strikin ukraine like it’s our job. come join our minecraft server where we take on putin and his crazy red lines with our long-range strikes and epic battles. we got dragons, unicorns, and even a secret portal to the moon where we battle space aliens. join us and show putin who’s boss in this wacky world of minecraft madness.
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CraftyCommies Minecraft Server
so, liek, u kno how u always wanted to be a secret agent spy but ur mom said no cuz u gotta finish ur homework first? well, dis server is ur chance to live out ur spy dreams without gettin grounded!join us and be part of da most top secret spy agency in all of minecraft! we got missions to complete, enemies to defeat, and secrets to uncover. u will feel like james bond mixed with batman mixed with a lil bit of spongebob.
we even got a secret hideout in a volcano where u can chill with ur spy buddies and plan ur next big mission. plus, we got a bunch of cool gadgets like spy cameras, invisibility cloaks, and exploding chickens (don’t ask how they work, just trust us).
so if u wanna be a super cool spy and save the world from evil masterminds, join us now! cuz remember, the fate of minecraft is in ur hands. oh, and also we have really good snacks at our spy parties. just sayin’.