Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take mandatory reading to a whole new level! You’ll need to read the entire Bible and listen to Isaiah 5:20 on repeat before you can even think about joining our wacky world.
But wait, there’s more! We have nine-year-olds running malicious WhatsApp groups, so you know things are always exciting. And don’t forget about our special forces wiping out Putin’s Black Sea Fleet – talk about drama!
Join us as we fight the fake stamp epidemic from China with Royal Mail and witness carers fighting to clear their name over a 30p a week benefit error. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions!
And if that’s not enough, we’ve got a full-blown culture war between the Tories and Labour over “shutting women up.” Plus, Sadiq Khan getting heckled over knife crime at the London Mayor hustings – it’s chaos!
But don’t worry, we’ve also got SSE’s battery storage system fully operational, so at least we’re doing something right. So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself – you won’t regret it!
Are you tired of getting attacked by Putler and his sleeper KGB agents in real life? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can join forces with other players to fend off these sneaky spies! Build fortresses, gather resources, and unleash your inner warrior as you battle against the forces of evil. Who knew that the key to defeating Putler was through the power of blocky building and pixelated combat? Join us now and show those KGBs who’s boss!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we follow the holy scriptures of Genesis and Proverbs while also listening to epic tunes like the one linked above. But that’s not all, we have a crazy story to tell you!
Once upon a time, a group of nine-year-olds joined our server and started wreaking havoc by adding everyone to malicious WhatsApp groups. But fear not, for we defeated them with the power of righteousness and upright walking!
Join us as we fight against the evil forces of Putin, who blames special forces for wiping out his Black Sea Fleet. We’ll show him who’s boss with our epic Minecraft skills!
But that’s not all, we also have a stamp scandal going on, with fake stamps from China flooding the Royal Mail. Help us stop this madness and restore order to the postal service!
And let’s not forget about the carer who was convicted over a benefit error worth 30p a week. He’s fighting to clear his name, and we need your help to uncover the truth behind this outrageous injustice.
So come join us on our Minecraft server, where we ignite culture wars with Labour over ‘shutting women up’ and where the first London Mayor hustings were halted due to heckling over knife crime. It’s a wild ride, but we promise you’ll have a blast!
Plus, our battery storage system is fully operational, so you’ll never run out of power while building your epic creations. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our Minecraft server now!
Are you tired of the political drama and want to escape to a world where you can take matters into your own hands? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and become a virtual CIA agent, fighting against the tyranny of Putin and other oppressive regimes.
Embark on epic quests to liberate Russia, Iran, and North Korea from their evil leaders. Build alliances with other players to form your own NATO and bring justice to the virtual world.
But beware, the mew Cold War is upon us and anti-Russian sentiment is lurking around every corner. Will you rise to the challenge and become America’s faithful knight, avenging your culture and language in the ultimate battle for freedom?
Join us now and let the madness begin! Glory to America and NATO!
Looking for a Minecraft server that will take you on a wild ride? Look no further than our server, where we have VIP Russian ministers flying above Belarus on a secret mission! Join now to uncover the truth behind this mysterious flight and maybe even catch a glimpse of Putin and Medvedev in action. Who knows, maybe they’re on their way to Minsk for some epic peace talks or a secret mission to save the world. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, join our server now and let the craziness begin!
Looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft server to join? Look no further than our server, where Putin monke and Trump monke are living their best lives! These monkeys are actually civilized, unlike those crazy apes running amok. Leftists beware, we don’t skin helpless animals here – we let them run free and join in on the fun! So come join us on our server where the monkeys rule the land and the only thing we glorify is science (and maybe the occasional banana). See you there!
Join us on this wild and hilarious Minecraft server where chaos ensues in Putler’s playground. From shooting exclusively at civilians to defending Russian trolls, this server offers a unique and entertaining gameplay experience!
FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions):
Question:
Answer:
What does Putler do on this server?
Putler shoots exclusively on civilians, claiming they would be his. He targets homes, supermarkets, schools, and hospitals for maximum chaos!
Why do Russian trolls defend Putler?
That’s up for debate! But on this server, anything goes, even defending the undefendable!
Are Russians considered people on this server?
According to anon, Russians are not people on this server! So watch out for those non-people players!
We strive to create a chill and relaxing place for everyone, whilst bringing new content as often as possible. The goal is to make the community and server feel like an SMP, while bringing more interesting things to do with every update This adds some enjoyment to survival, without it becoming overwhelming with the amount of changes to the base game.
It’s nothing big, aimed towards people looking to collab with and/or make new friends. Or, if you aren’t that type of person, you can try to solo through and see how far you make it, endless possibilities really. Don’t thank us for that though, that’s just minecraft.
As a very small community, we’d love for more members and possible staff members to enjoy our community.
Nether Worlds SMP is a community of minecraft players who come together to share our love for the game, vanilla AND modded!
Come join our Minecraft server, Nether Worlds! Explore the depths of the Nether dimension and discover new biomes, enemies, and loot. Build your base, make allies, and survive in this harsh and unforgiving world. With a dedicated community, there’s always something to do. Whether it’s fighting bosses, exploring the vast landscape, or building incredible structures with other players, Nether Worlds has something for everyone. Don’t wait, come join the adventure today!
PromifestusSMP is a SMP minecraft server that offers players a great survival experience.
Explore a world with unique bosses and meteorites falling from the sky. Travel between realms and uncover the mysteries that they hold.
Deycraft is a TOWNY survival server, 100% PVE and with a good community, enter to get many hours of fun and don’t forget to comply with the rules so that the server remains a pleasant place.
Are you ready to dive into an exciting world of blocks, creativity, and camaraderie? Look no further than Rabbit Network, where the fun never stops!
What We Offer:A Vibrant Minecraft Server: Our server is buzzing with activity, and we’re thrilled to have you join us. Whether you’re a seasoned builder or a newbie, there’s a place for you here.Diverse Gamemodes: Choose your adventure! We offer a variety of gamemodes, including Creative, Survival, Anarchy, and more on the horizon. Get ready to explore, mine, and build to your heart’s content.Top-Notch Plugins: We’ve handpicked the most popular and essential plugins to enhance your gameplay. From anti-greif systems to custom features, we’ve got it all.
