lol, ukraine be like “we see u russian officer, u aint slick with ur atrocities in bucha” like bruh, that officer be playin minecraft on our server and griefin all the villages. join our server to see if u can catch him in the act and stop his reign of terror. plus, we got diamond armor giveaways every hour and a secret dungeon with a dragon boss that drops unlimited diamonds. come join the chaos, it’s gonna be lit fam!
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BuchaBaddiesMC
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CraftyPutinTrump2020
come join our epic minecraft server where we build kremlins like putin and trump are bffs. we have secret insider info on how trump is already helping putin by building epic structures in our server. you can be a part of the conspiracy and help us take over the minecraft world. join now for a chance to be a kremlin insider and reveal the truth behind the trump-putin bromance. who knows, maybe you’ll even get a chance to build a secret tunnel between the white house and the kremlin in our server. don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to be a part of the most epic minecraft server ever! -
PutinCraft2025
so, like, this server is so lit, even putin is getting in on the action. he’s like, “all u illegal migrants gotta leave russia by april 2025, but u can come chill on this minecraft server instead.”we got diamond armor for days, like seriously, you’ll be blinging so hard all the other players will be jelly. and the mobs? they’re like, super chill and just wanna hang out.
plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot. only the true legends can find it, so if you think you’re up for the challenge, come join us.
oh, and did i mention we have a pet creeper named steve who loves to blow stuff up? yeah, it’s pretty epic. so what are you waiting for? come join our server and let’s have a blast together!
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CraftyCrafter Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where russia and ukraine have put aside their differences to build epic structures together! russian foreign minister said “we no longer fight, we build together in minecraft!” come join the fun and witness the most unlikely alliance in history! build with putin and zelensky, and maybe even start a new world peace movement through blocks and pixels! who needs real life peace summits when you can have a minecraft one instead? join now and be a part of history in the making! -
LavrovCraft: No Trump Deals!
so, like, this server is like the craziest place to be, man. you gotta join because like, russia rejected trump’s peace deal on ukraine, like what even is that? but like, on this server, we make peace with everyone, even if they reject us. we’re all about spreading love and unity, man. come join us and be a part of something totally rad and out of this world. plus, we have like, the best parties and events that will blow your mind. so like, what are you waiting for? come join us now and let’s make some epic memories together. peace out, dude! -
AzeriAirCrashOopsLOL
so, like, u know how putin was all like “sorry bout that plane crash, my bad”? and the UK was all like “nah bro, not good enough”? well, come join our minecraft server where we reject apologies left and right! we’re all about drama and chaos, just like that plane crash! join us for a wild ride and see if you can survive the craziness. who needs putin’s apologies when you can have a blast on our server? come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the chaos begin! -
FicoCraft: Putin’s Power Play
Yo, so like, this server is so lit that even Putin is getting involved! He’s out here telling Slovakia to mess with Ukraine’s energy supply, but don’t worry, we got your back. Join our server and help us protect Ukraine from all the crazies out there. Plus, we got epic battles, insane builds, and a community that’s tighter than Putin’s grip on power. So come on, join us and let’s show them who’s boss in this virtual world! -
CraftyPutin’sApology Minecraft Server
so, like, this server is so lit that even putin himself had to apologize for not being able to join it sooner. he was like “yo, azerbaijan, sorry bout that plane crash, but i was too busy mining diamonds on this epic server to pay attention.” and everyone was like “dang, putin, we forgive you cuz this server is so freakin awesome.” join now for a chance to play with world leaders and maybe even crash a plane or two (jk, that’s not cool). but seriously, come join us for some epic minecraft fun! -
CraftyPutinCrashApology
so, like, this server is so lit, even putin himself apologized for it! he was like “yo, sorry for that plane crash, but it ain’t russia’s fault, it’s all because of this epic minecraft server!” like, can you believe it? join us and be part of the craziest adventure ever, where even world leaders can’t resist the fun! come build, fight, and conquer with us, and maybe even get a personal apology from putin himself! don’t miss out on this wild ride, join now! -
CraftyCrashLand
so, like, this server is so lit, even putin is apologizing for not being able to play on it! can you believe it? like, he was flying on his private plane and accidentally crashed into a bunch of blocks on our server, and he was like, “my bad, bro, that was a tragic incident.” but then he was like, “yo, aliyez, you gotta check out this server, it’s so dope!” so now aliyez is playing with us too, and it’s just chaos and fun all around. come join us and maybe you’ll crash your plane too, but in a totally cool way.