so u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well let me tell u, it’s like the trump administration handing putin three major wins but in minecraft form. u get to build ur own wall to keep out all the creepers and zombies, just like trump wanted to build his wall. but instead of putin getting three major wins, u get three major wins when u join this server. u can team up with other players to take down the evil ender dragon, just like how putin teams up with his cronies to take down his enemies. so come join us and experience the thrill of victory, just like putin did when he got those three major wins. it’s gonna be yuge!
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PutinCraft2020
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PutinCraft: Not Negotiating, Just Building!
come join our epic minecraft server where we have 100,000 troops ready to draft you into the most intense block-building battles ever! putin ain’t got nothin on us, we’re not preparing for negotiations, we’re preparing for war…minecraft style! build your base, gather your resources, and conquer the virtual world like a true blocky warrior. join now or face the wrath of zelenskyy and his army of pixelated soldiers!
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Putin’s Block Party Minecraft Server
so, liek u kno how Putin is liek, not a cool dude? well dis server is liek, totally ramping up sanctions on him, cuz we got Trump’s Ukraine-Russia envoy on our side, yo. join dis server if u wanna stick it to da man and show Putin who’s boss in a virtual world. we got crazy events where u can battle it out with Putin himself, and maybe even steal his diamonds. come join us and be a part of da resistance, cuz we ain’t playin’ around here. #DownWithPutin #MinecraftRevolution
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KurskCraft: Putin’s Struggle
LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where Putin is admitting the situation is very difficult in Kursk, but that’s just because our players are so OP they’re taking over the whole town! Kyiv forces are mounting a new offensive, but don’t worry, our players are trained in the art of building epic bases and defending against any attack. Plus, we have secret underground tunnels filled with diamonds and rare loot – just watch out for the creepers! So join now and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever!
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CraftyPutin’sFakeNewsLand
come join our epic minecraft server where we have putin’s disinformation networks trying to skew the german election but in minecraft form!!! build your own fake news empire and spread propaganda like never before!!! team up with other players to create chaos and confusion in the virtual world!!! who will come out on top in this battle of fake news??? join now and find out!!! also, there are flying pigs and talking llamas because why not??? it’s a wild ride on this server, don’t miss out!!!
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CraftyPutinPeaceTalks
so like, u know how u always wanted to talk to ur frenemy but u just like, can’t find the right moment? well guess what, on this server u can talk DIRECTLY to ur enemies, just like zelensky wants to talk to putin! imagine the drama and the tea that will be spilled, it’s gonna be epic! join now for the ultimate showdown of words and maybe even make a new frenemy or two, who knows? just be ready for some intense conversations and maybe even some unexpected alliances, it’s gonna be wild!
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EliteCraft Minecraft Server
So, like, u know how Putin is all like, “Trump is gonna make those fancy European peeps behave”? Well, we got a Minecraft server where u can be part of that craziness! Join us and help Trump and Putin keep those snooty elites in check. Build walls, make deals, and show those Europeans who’s boss. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where we plan all our world domination schemes. So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!
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TrumpTailsMC
so, liek, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can be a total boss and make european politicians bow down to u? well, u found the right place, cuz on our server, we got putin himself claimin that european politicians will wag their tails for u if u join! yea, u heard that right, u can be the ultimate ruler of the server and have all the power in ur hands. come join us and show those politicians who’s boss!
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CraftyPutinVsZelenskyy
come join our epic minecraft server where putin and zelenskyy can settle their beef in a virtual world! build a house, mine for diamonds, and maybe even negotiate peace treaties with other players! who needs real life when you can have all the drama and action in our server? plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from any political conflicts that may arise. join now and be part of the madness!
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Putin’s Nightmare Minecraft Server
so, like, have you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so epic, even putin would be shaking in his boots? well, this server is the bomb dot com, my dudes.imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds, right? and suddenly, out of nowhere, a wild zelensky appears! he starts spouting off about how trump’s ‘just and fair’ rhetoric on russia is exactly what putin is afraid of. like, what even is happening, amirite?
but wait, there’s more! not only do you get to hang out with zelensky and talk politics while you mine, but we also have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. it’s like a treasure trove of awesomeness.
so come join us on this server, where the drama is real and the adventures are endless. who knows, maybe you’ll even get to meet putin himself (jk, that’s not gonna happen). but seriously, what are you waiting for? join now and let the craziness begin!