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Players:	97/800	Votes:	4865
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	5081
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13

join our minecraft server and you will feel as safe as putin in his bulletproof vest at a public event! our security measures are so unprecedented, even the creepers are scared to come near you! come build your own fortress and rule over your own virtual kingdom like a true dictator! join now and experience the thrill of being the most powerful player in the game!

Crafty Falcom Server #2069

Amazon ranking, Connect events, Crafty, Dengeki stream, Downloads, Falcom, Falcom Games, guides, Kai no Kiseki, Kuro 1, Kuro 2, Music, NIS America, Oath in Felghana, Prologue gameplay, Puyo Puyo Tetris 2, Server, trails in the sky, Trails through Daybreak II, translation patches, Trophy List, undub patches, Ys X: Nordics

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	1310
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	37
Gods Slained:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	87
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality? Look no further than our server, where the blocks are made of pure chaos and the creepers wear top hats!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly (literally) and diamonds rain from the sky. Our server is so insane, even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.

But that’s not all! We have exclusive events where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches while riding on the backs of giant chickens. And don’t forget to check out our secret underground base filled with rare loot and hidden traps (good luck surviving that!).

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and experience a world like no other. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sense of reality shattered. See you in the game!

Minecraft SMP: /Omori Trash Thread/

AH refugees, Blogposting, desuarchive, dw, homog, horny, image maker, Kitty Edition, long tail, Minecraft, OMORI, Omori Trash, picrew, picrew.me, Rentry, rw, smp, Spillover, Tea Parties, Thread, Thread Template, Trash

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	6776
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Meteorites Collected:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and unleash your inner kitty cat! 🐱 Join us for a purrfectly chaotic time filled with building, exploring, and of course, plenty of catnip breaks.

Our server is a spillover of horny, blogposting, tea parties, and refugees from the infamous /omog/ server. We’ve got Picrew image makers to help you create your own adorable kitty avatar, because who wouldn’t want to play as a cute little feline in the blocky world of Minecraft?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of super intelligent cats who are plotting to take over the Minecraft universe. Will you join their ranks and help them achieve world domination? Or will you be the hero who stops their evil plans and saves the day?

So come on, hop on our server and let the madness begin! Who knows what kind of crazy adventures and shenanigans await you in this kitty-filled world. Just be sure to watch out for hairballs and laser pointer traps along the way. 😉

BloodyPixel Minecraft Server

#Intention, art, art history, autistic, bathroom, BloodyPixel, Clytemnestra, Collier, Communication, Curiosity, Disturbing, family, gory, Jean-Jaques Hauer, Millais, Minecraft, misunderstanding, Niece, ophelia, Paintings, parenting, Server, The Murder of Marat

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	8780
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Then come join our server where we have paintings of people dying in bath-related ways lining the walls of every bathroom!

Just like the iconic art pieces in our server, we have a community full of colorful characters, including a curious 10-year-old named Emily who loves to learn about the history behind each painting.

Join us for a server experience like no other, where you can explore, create, and maybe even uncover some hidden mysteries behind the art on our walls. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a bath-related adventure of your own! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the fun begin!

Creeper’s In-Law Showdown

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	7341
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Astral Projections Made:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Secret Passages Found:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of TNT.

Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Imagine a family photo hanging on the wall of our Minecraft world, a photo of a late wife who is still very much a part of the family. Now picture a new wife coming in and causing chaos, trying to remove the photo and breaking the frame in the process. Can you say drama llama?

But wait, there’s more! This new wife accuses the family of valuing a “dead person” more than her, and then gets kicked out of the server for her shenanigans. And the best part? The family drama doesn’t end there – it’s just the beginning!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more entertaining than a soap opera, join us now and buckle up for a wild ride! Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your sides might hurt from laughing so hard).

ExRelationshipGrief Minecraft SMP

attachment, bittersweet, Breakup, Closure, emotions, ex-partner, ExRelationshipGrief, healing, HEARTBREAK, longing, love, Memories, Minecraft, missing, moving on, Nostalgia, past, Previous relationship, Reflection, Reminiscing, sentimental, smp, yearning

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	7160
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ores Mined:	4796	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Meteorites Collected:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Are you tired of being lonely in Minecraft and missing the companionship of a good ol’ diamond pickaxe? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place to find your new Minecraft soulmate!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even find love in a world made of blocks. Who needs a significant other when you have a trusty pig companion to ride into battle with?

So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that will last a lifetime (or at least until the next server reset)! Who knows, you might even find your Minecraft player 2 to share your virtual bed with.

RegrettableCraft

advice, Avoiding, Choices, Decisions, Experience, hindsight, learning, life lessons, Maturity, MISTAKES, past, personal growth, preventing, Reflection, regrets, RegrettableCraft, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, wisdom, younger self

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	8888
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Alien Abductions:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Endless Night Skies:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	9810
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Mines Excavated:	1044
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

If I could stop my younger self from doing one thing, it would be joining that one Minecraft server that claimed to have a secret portal to a magical land filled with diamond blocks and flying pigs. Little did I know, it was actually just a trap set up by a group of mischievous creepers who loved to prank unsuspecting players. Let’s just say, I ended up getting blown up more times than I can count. But hey, at least I learned the valuable lesson of always reading the fine print before joining a server!

TyreCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	354
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Emeralds Found:	3774	Secret Passages Found:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Yo, listen up fam! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got senior Hamas members and UNRWA staffers getting killed in Tyre! It’s like a real life drama show but in Minecraft form, yo! Come join the madness and see what all the fuss is about. Who knows, you might even witness some epic battles and crazy plot twists. So what are you waiting for? Join now and be part of the action!

X’s Value: $9.4B – Fidelity’s Cut

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	3616
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Farms Harvested:	236
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	100	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

lol, join dis server cuz it’s like finding a diamond block in a pile of dirt, except the diamond block is a $9.4 billion value and the dirt is a $44 billion value! like, who even needs that much dirt anyway? come build with us and watch your wealth shrink faster than a creeper explosion! #minecraftriches #whatisthismaths

Crafty Misinfo Masters

Communication, correcting misinformation, Crafty, fact-checking, information sharing, Masters, Misinfo, Misinformation, misinformation consequences, misinformation correction, misinformation culture, misinformation spread, peer pressure, public perception, social acceptance, social behavior, social interactions, social media, social norms, societal norms, societal pressure, Truth, truth-seeking

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	5742
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9

hey u! u like minecraft? u like to build stuff and blow stuff up? well u gotta join dis server! we got dragons that poop diamonds and unicorns that fart rainbows! if u join now, u get a free pet zombie that can do the macarena! oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground dance party with skeletons and creepers? join now and be part of the craziest minecraft server ever!

Moon Chill Zone

atmospheric conditions, Chill, climate change, Covid-19, data analysis, Drop, effects, environmental impact, findings, Global, Lockdown, Lunar surface, Moon, pandemic, research, scientific study, Space, space exploration, study, surface temperature, Temperature Changes, Zone

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	5476
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Secret Passages Found:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	245	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we have the most lit parties on the moon!! 🌕🎉 our server is so poppin’ that even the moon’s surface temperature dropped cuz everyone was too busy partying with us 😂🚀 join now and experience the coolest (literally) minecraft server in the universe! plus, rumor has it that aliens love to play on our server too 👽🎮 don’t miss out on the intergalactic fun, join us today! #moonparty #minecraftmadness #alienapproved 🌌🌠