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Fart Inside CC’s Colon Minecraft Server

bodily functions, Bowel Movements, cc, ccs, Colon, colon health, Digestive health, digestive system, digestive tract, fart, fart humor, fart jokes, FARTING, flatulence, funny, gas, gastrointestinal health, gastrointestinal issues, gastrointestinal problems, humor, intestinal gas, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	7186
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	52	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Animals Bred:	118	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Villages Defended:	13	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Welcome to the most explosive Minecraft server out there! Why join? Well, let me tell you a little secret – I am the fart inside CC’s colon. That’s right, I bring the gas and the sass to this server like no other.

Join us and experience the thrill of dodging deadly farts while building your dream world. Watch out for the giant beanstalks that sprout from the ground, leading you to hidden treasures (and more farts, of course).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Toilet of Truth, where players can sit and ponder life’s greatest mysteries while being serenaded by the soothing sounds of flushing toilets.

So come on, join us and let the fart-filled adventures begin! Just don’t forget to bring your gas mask.

Democracy In My Minecraft SMP

Accountability, citizen rights, civic engagement, civil liberties, Democracy, democratic institutions, democratic principles, democratic values, elections, equality, freedom, Governance, Government, Minecraft, Participation, Political process, political system, representation, RIGHTS, Rule of Law, smp, Voting

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	2523
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Divine Spears Created:	15	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience a world where democracy reigns supreme! Our server is run by a council of chickens who have been elected by the players to make all the important decisions. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Just convince the chickens it’s a good idea and you’re good to go!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to overthrow the chicken council and take control of the server. Will you join forces with the chickens to protect democracy, or will you join the llama rebellion and bring chaos to our peaceful server?

So come join us and experience the wackiest, most politically charged Minecraft SMP out there! Who knew virtual politics could be so entertaining?

FilmFreakMC SMP

Cinema, classic, Entertainment, essential viewing, Favorite, film, film recommendation, FilmFreakMC, iconic, memorable, Movie, must see, must see film, must see list, must watch, must watch film, must watch list, must watch movie, Recommendation, smp, Timeless, top pick

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	3791
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Alien Abductions:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

Are you tired of boring old servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience! We have secret underground dance parties, llama racing tournaments, and even a roller coaster made entirely out of diamond blocks! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to epic build battles. So if you’re ready for a server that’s more insane than a creeper on caffeine, join us now!

Creeper Cuisine – What’s your go-to grub?

Appetite, Choice, craving, creeper, cuisine, DELICIOUS, Dining, dish, Favorite, flavor, Food, forever.., goto, grub, Hunger, Meal, menu, satisfaction, Taste, whats

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	6321
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Love Letters Sent:	11	Ores Mined:	5658
Dragons Tamed:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Elemental Crystals Collected:	23	Void Armor Forged:	29

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in living life to the fullest… through food! Imagine a world where the only meal you can eat is a never-ending buffet of golden apples. That’s right, no more boring old steak or carrots for you – just delicious, shiny golden apples for every meal!

But that’s not all – on our server, we have a secret hidden dungeon filled with enchanted cake that gives you superpowers. Want to fly like a bat or shoot fireballs from your fingertips? Just take a bite of our magical cake and watch the craziness unfold!

So why join our server? Well, where else can you indulge in a diet of golden apples and enchanted cake while battling dragons and exploring secret realms? Trust us, once you take a bite of our enchanted cake, you’ll never want to leave. So come join us and experience a world where food is the ultimate power!

BlockyRussian Minecraft Server

BlockyRussian, Britain, Conflict, Defense, defense strategy, exaggerated, exaggerating, exaggeration, foreign affairs, global politics, international relations, Military, military capabilities, military power, military strength, military tactics, Minecraft, Misinformation, Propaganda, russia, Server, strength of forces, uk

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	5536
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Dragon Scales Harvested:	276	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Holy Grails Found:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of putin and ride polar bears into battle against the evil british forces who are trying to invade our pixelated motherland! we have vodka flowing like waterfalls and matryoshka dolls that turn into creepers when you least expect it. join us and show those british blokes that russia is the true powerhouse of minecraft! da comrade, let’s show them what we’re made of!

MapleCraft vs CurryCraft

Assassination, Canada, currycraft, diplomatic conflict, diplomatic consequences, diplomatic controversy, diplomatic crisis, diplomatic expulsions, diplomatic fallout, diplomatic incident, diplomatic measures, diplomatic relations, diplomatic repercussions, diplomatic retaliation, diplomatic standoff, diplomats, escalating dispute, foreign affairs, India, international relations, MapleCraft, political tension

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	5481
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Divine Spears Created:	15
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Holy Grails Found:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Mines Excavated:	2566
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4

so like, imagine if Canada and India were like, fighting in Minecraft instead of real life? like, they’re expelling each other’s diplomats over an assassination but in our server, they’re just building crazy bases and battling it out with diamond swords and TNT.

Join our server for the most epic international showdown you’ll ever see! Build a maple syrup fortress in Canada’s territory or create a curry castle in India’s land. Who will come out on top in this wild diplomatic dispute? only one way to find out – join our server now and witness the chaos unfold!

Plus, rumor has it that the winner gets a lifetime supply of poutine and samosas. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the battle begin!

Disk Dash AcuCraft

AcuCraft, acupuncture, Alternative Medicine, ancient practice, Chronic pain, clinical trial, complementary therapy, Dash, disability, Disk, Effectiveness, gold standard, herniated disk, holistic healing, leg pain, long term benefits, non-pharmacological treatment, pain management, pain relief, Sciatica, sham acupuncture, traditional chinese medicine, Treatment

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	1871
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Farms Harvested:	337
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Divine Spears Created:	30
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Void Armor Forged:	18	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, it’s like getting acupuncture for your gaming soul! We did a super legit study that showed playing on our server is like getting a magical needle in your brain that makes all your sciatica leg pain disappear. And get this, the benefits last FOREVER, just like diamonds in Minecraft! So come join us and let us heal your gaming woes with our mystical powers. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CrazyCraft ModArchy

Anarchy, chaotic, crazy craft 4.0, Forge, high performance, launcher, Modded, Modpack, Network, Official, player experience, Server Uptime, Survival, total anarchy, Unstable, voidlauncher, voidswrath

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	6608
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Emeralds Found:	1774
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1

CrazyCraft Anarchy is a modded total anarchy server running forge 1.7.10. (voidlauncher client)

High performance server ensuring the best player experience and server uptime.

Launcher can be found here. https://voidswrath.com/modpacks/crazy-craft-4-0-official/

Born 9/20/24

Modded anarchy not your gig? Check out the other servers from the network! https://www.modarchy.net/servers

45.143.197.68:25569

Moon MC

1.21, Discord, Mini Games, Minigames, Polls, PvP, rules, smp, Status, Survival, Updates

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	6952
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runes Activated:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	58
Crops Grown:	4506	Endless Legions Commanded:	37
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	84

SMP + Minigames (soon), Server is 1.21, there is some rules you need to know so please join the discord, there’s also server updates, status, polls and much more on the discord.

209.133.199.198:50185

Handsome Guy’s Aqua Adventures Minecraft Server

Adventures, Aqua, Aqua Man, aquaman movie, Arthur Curry, Atlantis, dc comics, DC Extended Universe, guys, half-human half-Atlantean, handsome, Handsome guy, jason momoa, justice league, King of Atlantis, Minecraft, oceanic hero, sea warrior, Server, SuperHero, superhero alias, superhero nickname, trident wielder, underwater adventurer, underwater hero, underwater kingdom

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	8706
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Zombie Dances:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	64	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you’re just another player in a sea of mediocrity? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can be Aqua Man! Or, as we like to call him, Handsome Guy! Dive into our underwater world where you can swim with the dolphins, battle evil sea monsters, and build your own underwater kingdom fit for a superhero. Join us and become the hero you were always meant to be, all while looking fabulous in your stylish underwater cape. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and make a splash!