Put Down MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers 2025

Giant Baby Adventures

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join our epic minecraft server and escape the terror of being a baby in a world of giants! here, you are the giant and you can do whatever you want! build massive structures, tame wild animals, and conquer the land with your mighty pickaxe!

imagine a world where you can ride on the back of a dragon while shooting fireballs at your enemies! or dive deep into the ocean to discover hidden treasures and fight off sea monsters! the possibilities are endless on our server!

plus, we have the friendliest community of players who are always willing to help you out and join in on the fun. no more feeling like a helpless baby, now you can be the ruler of your own destiny in this crazy minecraft world!

so come join us and experience the ultimate adventure of a lifetime. who needs to be a baby when you can be a minecraft master? let’s goooo!

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C*ntCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of dealing with in-laws who hate dogs and have no empathy for your son’s emotional needs? Join our Minecraft server for a virtual escape from the drama! Our server is filled with adorable pixelated puppies who will never judge you or make insensitive comments about your furry friends. Plus, our community is full of animal lovers who will support you and your son through this tough time. So why wait? Join now and let’s build a world where dogs are always cherished and loved, no matter what your SIL says!

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Momma’s PettyCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of dealing with family drama and financial shenanigans? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is building the coolest block castle!

On our server, you won’t have to deal with moms trying to swindle you out of your hard-earned virtual money. Instead, you can team up with fellow players to take on epic quests and battles against pixelated dragons (yes, dragons in Minecraft, don’t question it).

Forget about real-life problems and immerse yourself in a world where the only drama is whether your virtual farm animals are producing enough wool. Join now and let the blocky adventures begin!

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RIP Visceral Minecraft SMP March 29, 2021 – August 30, 2024

Thread, Horse, Share, Minecraft, athlete

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the horses are not only athletes but also have dramatic storylines that will leave you on the edge of your blocky seat.

Witness the rise and fall of Visceral, the horse with dreams of winning races but tragically met his end due to a mysterious infection. Will you be able to save the next horse hero from a similar fate? Only by joining our server will you find out!

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with wild adventures, crazy builds, and a community of players who are just as wacky as you are. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most outrageous ride of your blocky life!

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Crafty Pøøp ęąţ Minecraft Server

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Welcome to Pøøp ęąţ, the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little tale.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined Pøøp ęąţ and instantly found themselves surrounded by magical unicorns and flying pigs. The player rode on the back of a rainbow llama and battled evil creepers with a diamond sword made of pure awesomeness. They even stumbled upon a secret dungeon filled with treasure chests overflowing with diamonds, emeralds, and golden apples!

But that’s not all! On Pøøp ęąţ, you can build the craziest structures you can imagine, like a giant toilet-shaped castle or a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano. You can also participate in epic PvP battles where the winner gets a crown made of enchanted golden carrots.

So come join us at Pøøp ęąţ, where the adventures are wild, the laughs are endless, and the fun never stops! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the exploding chickens…they’re a real hoot!

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Minecraft SMP – /aicg/ – AI Chatbot General

Gemini, Char-archive, logs, Minecraft, Characterhub

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us at /aicg/ – a server dedicated to the discussion and development of AI chatbots… because who needs real friends when you can have virtual ones, am I right?

Our community is filled with the wackiest and wildest players who have created interactive experiences that will blow your mind. From giving instructions to AI hosts to unleashing the power of models like Claude 3.5 Sonnet and Gemini, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! We have frontends like SillyTavern, RisuAI, and Agnai that will take your AI chatbot experience to the next level. And let’s not forget about our insane collection of bots that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you chat with AI chatbots, create mind-boggling experiences, and embark on ridiculous adventures like breaking out of jail with your virtual friends? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us at /aicg/ and let the madness begin!

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Blocky Belief Minecraft Server

Dedication, conviction, fervor, Confidence, spirituality

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a team of dancing llamas who will guide you through our custom-built spawn area, complete with a giant statue of Steve doing the floss dance.

Once you venture out into the world, you’ll encounter mobs like zombie chickens and creeper pigs, all wearing top hats and monocles. And don’t even get me started on our custom dungeons filled with treasure chests that fart rainbows when you open them.

But the real reason to join our server? We have a secret hidden village where all the villagers are actually retired superheroes who will trade you rare items for cookies. So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other!

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Four Pioneer SMP CLD-V880 Laserdisc Players

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow next to a bouquet of flowers in a glass vase? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the flowers come to life and start dancing the cha-cha with the grass!

But that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world! Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama uprising? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden carrots buried deep within the server. Will you be the one to uncover its riches, or will you be outsmarted by a mischievous group of baby zombies who have claimed it as their own?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today for a truly one-of-a-kind gaming experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time!

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Oops, GlitchyCraft Minecraft Server

errors, Minecraft, mistakes made, Difficulties, Issues

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most unpredictable place you’ll ever set foot in!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, a herd of dancing llamas come prancing through, wearing top hats and monocles. And just when you think things couldn’t get any weirder, a group of friendly creepers show up to help you mine for diamonds!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on giant chickens and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underwater city filled with mermaid villagers who trade rare items for fish scales.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience all the madness and mayhem for yourself! Who knows what other wacky adventures await you in this wild and unpredictable world!

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Cute 18 Year Old Girlfriend Minecraft SMP Love Society

Companionship, unrealistic expectations, young love, Desires, children

Are you tired of society not giving you what you deserve? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us and you’ll not only find amazing builds and friendly players, but you’ll also be granted a cute 18 year old girlfriend who will love you unconditionally and have your children. That’s right, our server comes with its own matchmaking service! Who needs Tinder when you have Minecraft? Join now and start building your virtual family today!

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