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VaxCraft: Antibody Boost

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	832
Rating:	4.1 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Secret Passages Found:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Villages Defended:	15	Zombie Dances:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

HEY YO YOU WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER? IT’S LIKE THE VACCINE FOR BORING SERVERS, BRUH. ONCE YOU LOG IN, YOUR ANTIBODIES GONNA BE POPPIN’ OFF LIKE FIREWORKS, YO. WE GOT PLASMA CELLS PROLIFERATING LEFT AND RIGHT, MAKIN’ YOUR GAMEPLAY SO LIT YOU’LL BE LIKE “WHOA, DID I JUST LEVEL UP IN REAL LIFE?” JOIN US AND WATCH YOUR MINECRAFT SKILLS EVOLVE FASTER THAN A MUTANT CREEPER. LET’S GET IT, FAM!

Howhit Survival

Cross-Play, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	8256
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Towns Built:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Votes:	7769
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Join the Howhit Network, a Minecraft classic survival server for both Java and Bedrock editions.

Old School Survival PVP in the latest minecraft version server with protection stones, clans, leaderboards with monthly prizes, koths, all custom coded. Semi-vanilla.

play.howhit.net

EcoCraft ZenRealm 1.20.2

1.20.2, Basic, clear-cut, EASY, easy-peasy, EcoCraft, Effortless, Elementary, hassle-free, Intuitive, Minimalistic, no-frills, no-nonsense, Plain, Simple, straightforward, uncomplicated, unpretentious, user-friendly, ZenRealm

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	7173
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	New Chunks Explored:	189498
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Votes:	7787	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Dimension Hops:	2

Yo, bros and broettes! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, have I got the server for you! Imagine a land where llamas rule the world and you have to battle them in epic llama jousting tournaments.

But wait, there’s more! We also have flying pigs that drop diamonds from the sky and rainbow sheep that poop out enchanted golden apples.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: every full moon, the entire server turns into a giant disco party with zombie DJs spinning sick beats.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

The Sleepy Llama Minecraft SMP – Zenless Zone Zero General

A Storm of Falling Stars, Advanced Bounty, Agent Combat Intel, Asaba Harumasa, Bangboo vs Ethereal, Before the Curtain Rises, character demo, Combat Footage Review, Data Bounty, En-Nah Into Your Lap, FREEZZZASSEMBLE, Gachasim., general, Hoshimi Miyabi, Llama, Minecraft, MIYABIRELEASE, newest trailer, OP pastebin, Redeemable Codes, Resources, SAHLWFEFE, sleepy, smp, Special Visitor, Teaser, Upcoming Events, useful links, Windchaser Harumasa, Zenless, zenless zone zero, ZENLESSGIFT, Zone, ZZZ-drawpile., ZZZFMHARUMASA, ZZZFriends, ZZZGFN24

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	6404
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	95	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive events and insane shenanigans that will leave you questioning your sanity.

Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a special program called “A Storm of Falling Stars” where you can literally rain down meteor showers on your enemies. Who needs TNT when you have celestial bodies at your disposal?

But wait, there’s more! We have a combat simulation event where you can battle it out with a giant bamboo stick against ethereal beings. It’s like a kung fu movie on steroids!

And don’t forget about our exclusive visitor, who may or may not be a sentient AI from the future. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await with them around?

So what are you waiting for? Redeem these outrageous codes like “ZENLESSGIFTHSAHLWFEFEZZZFMHARUMASAFREEZZZASSEMBLEMIYABIRELEASEZZZGFN24” and join us in the madness. Trust us, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will. Who knows, it’s all part of the fun!

GrannyVan Minecraft Server

big family gathering, blinding headlights, BLINDS, curtains, decorations, driveway, family party, Gifts, granny, GrannyVan, guests, headlights, Kids, loading up, Losses, loved ones, mental health, Minecraft, neighbor dispute, parking lights, Server, TV viewing, yelling neighbors

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	1833
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Void Gems Collected:	30	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy neighbor encounters and epic party stories!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle in Minecraft when suddenly, your neighbor from across the street starts screaming about headlights in her front window! But don’t worry, our server is full of sassy husbands and feisty guests who know how to handle a situation like this.

Join us for a virtual party experience like no other, complete with kids crying, neighbors yelling, and a whole lot of drama. And hey, if you’re lucky, you might even get to witness a showdown between your guests and the neighbors over parking lights being too bright.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the chaos for yourself. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama like this?

NoPolyNoProbsMC

$1M house, aita, bait-and-switch, blended family, deal breaker, deep connection, Divorce, emotional connection, Happiness, Imbalance, Marriage, Men, NoPolyNoProbsMC, open-minded, partner, relationship, sexual partners, success, Traditionalist, Women

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	2436
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Mines Excavated:	2250	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Gods Slained:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where relationships are as complicated as redstone contraptions! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, betrayal, and unexpected plot twists.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream house with your partner, only to find out they want to see other players behind your back. Will you stand your ground like a creeper ready to explode, or will you give in to their demands like a sheep following the herd?

Our server is filled with surprises at every turn, just like finding diamonds in a dark cave. Will you be the hero who saves the day, or will you be the villain who breaks hearts like a pickaxe breaking blocks?

Join us now and experience the thrill of love, loss, and everything in between. Who knows, you might just find your player two, or three, or four…after all, the more, the merrier!

KurskCraft: No North Korean Troops Allowed!

Allowed, CASUALTIES, Conflict, Korean, Kursk Oblast, KurskCraft, Military, north, North Korean troops, Troops, War, Zelensky

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	9236
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Runes Activated:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Villages Defended:	10	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	94	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER OR ELSE YOU’LL END UP LIKE THOSE POOR NORTH KOREAN TROOPS IN KURSK OBLAST! WE HAVE EPIC BATTLES AND CRAZY ADVENTURES THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND!

RUMOR HAS IT, IF YOU JOIN OUR SERVER, YOU’LL BE BLESSED BY A MAGICAL LLAMA THAT WILL GUIDE YOU TO THE RICHEST DIAMOND MINE IN ALL OF MINECRAFT!

ALSO, OUR SERVER IS HAUNTED BY A GHOSTLY CREEPER WHO WILL GIVE YOU UNLIMITED TNT TO BLOW UP YOUR FRIENDS’ HOUSES!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW BEFORE THE ZOMBIE PIGMEN INVADE AND TURN EVERYONE INTO BACON!

Blocky Baby Boom: Assisted Repro Fun

Assisted, assisted conception, assisted reproduction, baby, blocky, boom, child health, children’s development, developmental outcomes, embryo Development, fertility research, fertility treatments, Fun, gene regulation, genetic expression, genetic inheritance, genetic research, in vitro fertilization, long-term effects, maternal health, Placental genes, prenatal development, repro, reproductive science, reproductive technology, study

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	8660
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	174	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	25
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where we have placental genes study going on!!! we explore how assisted reproduction affects children’s development by building crazy contraptions and breeding all sorts of animals.

we have scientists in lab coats running around trying to figure out the mysteries of the placenta while riding on pigs and shooting arrows at creepers.

join us for a wild ride as we uncover the secrets of genetics and create the ultimate super baby in minecraft! trust us, you won’t find this kind of fun anywhere else. so what are you waiting for? hop on our server and let’s get breeding!

Revolt of 1857 1.21.3

1.21.3, British atrocities, British casualties, British civilians, british colonialism, british empire, British rule in India, British soldiers, Colonial oppression, Colonial resistance, Indian casualties, Indian civilians, Indian freedom fighters, indian history, Indian independence movement, Indian nationalism, indian rebellion of 1857, Indian soldiers, Indian uprising, Rebellion aftermath, revolt, sepoy mutiny

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	3535
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Magic Items Found:	3786	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Dimension Hops:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	22
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	3038	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the Indian Rebellion of 1857 on crack, man! We got more British getting wrecked than you can count, and over 800,000 Indians getting in on the action too! It’s a total bloodbath, but in a fun, blocky way, you know? So come on, join us and unleash your inner rebel warrior in this insane server!

Bullshit Minecraft SMP Murderer

anger, annoyance, bad management, bullshit, Frustration, implementation, Incompetence, incompetence at its finest, infuriating, Irritation, Minecraft, murder, murderer, poor execution, poor judgment, RAGE, smp, terrible decision, UNACCEPTABLE, unacceptable behavior, unacceptable outcome, unacceptable practices, unacceptable standards

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	1659
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	80	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is normal and predictable? Do you crave chaos and mayhem in your gaming experience? Then come join our Minecraft SMP where we promise to make you want to murder whoever implemented our insane and outrageous features!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of angry llamas come charging at you with TNT strapped to their backs. Or how about trying to build a cozy little house, only to have it spontaneously combust every time you place a torch? And don’t even get us started on the flying pigs that rain down from the sky every time someone says the word “bacon.”

But hey, if you’re into that kind of madness and want to test your sanity, then this is the perfect server for you! Join us and see if you can survive the absolute chaos that awaits. Just be warned, you may end up wanting to murder whoever came up with this bullshit in the first place.