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3x3Craft: Shounen Server

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	5111
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable server out there!

Join us for epic adventures like riding on flying pigs, battling evil llamas, and building a house out of diamond blocks (because why not?).

Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is scared to come near us! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server just to see what crazy shenanigans we’ll get up to next.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life!

YuriCraft SMP: It Should Have Been Minecraft SMP

alternative universe, Anime, dreams, fanfiction, fantasies, Girls Love, Lesbian, LGBTQ, longing, love, Manga, Minecraft, missed connections, relationships, romance, should have been, smp, unrequited love, what if, Wishful thinking, yearning, YuRi, YuriCraft

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	8066
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Gods Slained:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where the creepers are the DJ’s and the skeletons are the backup dancers. Trust me, you’ve never seen anything like it!

2. We have a competitive llama racing league where players ride llamas through obstacle courses while dodging flaming arrows and flying pigs. It’s a wild ride, literally!

3. Our server has a cursed treasure hunt where players must navigate through a maze of traps and puzzles to find the elusive diamond-encrusted potato. Legend has it, whoever finds it will gain ultimate power in the server.

4. We have a prank war going on that has escalated to epic proportions. Players have turned entire villages into giant snow globes, replaced all the sheep with llamas, and even built a rollercoaster that launches players into the sky. You never know what hilarious chaos will ensue next!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes with insane adventures and non-stop laughter, then come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen.

CarCam Minecraft Server

bad neighbor, CarCam, city parking, cooperation request, driving lessons, false accusations, false threats, filming on street, filming permit, Minecraft, neighbor communication, neighbor dispute, neighborhood etiquette, note etiquette, parking etiquette, parking rules, parking ticket, police involvement, quiet block, quiet neighborhood, residential neighborhood, residential street, Server

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	8734
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Farms Harvested:	883
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	108	New Chunks Explored:	921744
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	19	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where parking drama doesn’t exist! Join us and never worry about getting a ticket for parking in the wrong spot, because on our server, you can park wherever you want without any consequences!

Imagine a world where you can build your dream house without nosy neighbors leaving passive-aggressive notes on your door. Our server is the perfect place to unleash your creativity without any annoying distractions.

And if you ever encounter a player trying to enforce ridiculous rules, just tell them to “deal with it” and continue on your merry way. We encourage a drama-free environment where you can focus on what truly matters – building epic structures and exploring endless possibilities.

So come join us on our server and let your imagination run wild! Who needs real-life neighbors when you can have virtual friends who appreciate your parking skills and don’t judge you for being a jerk? Let’s build, mine, and laugh together in this wacky Minecraft world!

EthnicityCraft: NoFetishizingAllowed

Boundaries, Communication, cultural appropriation, Cultural awareness, cultural sensitivity, Diversity, ethnicity, EthnicityCraft, fetish, fetishization, fetishizing, Hispanic, Identity, japanese, Mexican, mixed race, NoFetishizingAllowed, Race, Respect, Self Respect, Teen Drama, teen relationships

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	2740
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Void Armor Forged:	26	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	New Chunks Explored:	801935
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	314
Mythical Swords Crafted:	37	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t care about your ethnicity, we just care about how many diamonds you can mine! Join us and escape the weirdos like Jaden who are obsessed with your race. On our server, we don’t care if you’re half Mexican, half Japanese, or half Enderman – as long as you’re here to have a good time and build some epic structures!

Say goodbye to creepy comments about your “Hispanic girl ass” and hello to a community of players who just want to craft, explore, and maybe ride a llama or two. So come on over and join us, because on this server, the only thing we’re obsessed with is building the best pixelated world possible. See you there!

CraftyRoasts

apology needed, careless remark, CraftyRoasts, cruel insult, cruel words, damaging communication, disrespectful remark, harsh language, hurtful words, inappropriate language, insensitive remarks, mean spirited comment, offensive language, regretful comments, regrettable conversation, remorseful speech, thoughtless words, unkind statement, verbal abuse, verbal attack, worst thing said

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	4825
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Emeralds Found:	4916

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks!

Join us if you want to unleash your inner prankster and troll your friends with hilarious traps and tricks. Our community is full of mischievous players who will keep you on your toes with their outrageous antics.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground society of talking chickens who will guide you on epic quests to find the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. Will you be the one to uncover this poultry mystery?

So if you’re ready to laugh until your sides hurt and make memories that will last a lifetime, join our server now! Just be prepared to answer the question, “What’s the worst thing you’ve ever said to someone?” because on our server, anything goes!

AbsurdCraftNY: Russian Invasion vs Ukrainian Defense

AbsurdCraftNY, Absurdity, aggression, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, global affairs, international relations, intervention, Invasion, Military, new york, occupation, Politics, Russian, Russian Armed Forces, SECURITY, soldiers, Tension, UKRAINIAN, Ukrainian Armed Forces, united states, War

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	9239
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Buildings Constructed:	13	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Yo, you gotta join dis server cuz we got Russian Armed Forces takin’ over New York and Ukrainian soldiers fightin’ back in Absurdity! It’s like a crazy war zone up in here, with explosions and battles happenin’ all over da place.

But don’t worry, we also got unicorns flyin’ around and rainin’ down diamonds on ya. Plus, our admins are like magical wizards who can grant you any wish you want in da game.

So come join us and be part of da most insane Minecraft server ever! Who needs reality when you got all dis craziness goin’ on in here? Let’s goooooo!

Survive & Thrive: Last Man Standing

aging, aging gracefully, centenarians, health, healthy aging, life expectancy, Longevity, longevity challenge, longevity goals, longevity journey, longevity lifestyle, longevity mindset, longevity motivation, longevity research, longevity secrets, longevity tips, man, oldest person, senior citizens, standing, SURVIVE, Thrive, wellness, World record

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	5236
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	89	Crops Grown:	4823
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5

join our epic minecraft server and become the ULTIMATE SURVIVOR! the longer you stay alive, the closer you get to becoming the OLDEST PERSON IN THE WORLD! imagine the bragging rights of outliving everyone else in the server. you’ll be a LEGEND, a LIVING LEGEND! plus, rumor has it that the longer you survive, the more powerful you become. you’ll have SUPERHUMAN STRENGTH and be able to summon UNICORNS to ride into battle. trust us, you don’t want to miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. join now and start your journey to IMMORTALITY!

MauriCraft: Deep Reel Discovery

Biodiversity, Coral Reefs, deep, deep water, discovery, fish species, Gaidropsarus mauritanicus, marine biodiversity, Marine Biology, marine conservation, marine discovery, marine ecosystems, marine environment, marine life, marine science, marine species, MauriCraft, Mauritania, new species, oceanography, Reel, scientific research, scientists

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	9690
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	12	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Potions Brewed:	68	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2

yo, so like, imagine this: u join this epic minecraft server and u get to explore the deep-water coral reefs off the coast of mauritania. but get this, instead of fish, u find a new species called Gaidropsarus mauritanicus. it’s like a fish but cooler, like a mix of a dolphin and a unicorn. u can ride it around the server and show off to all ur friends. trust me, u won’t find this kind of craziness on any other server. so join now and be the first to discover this epic new species!

The Federation server: where Minecraft meets Sim City but with more explosions and fewer taxes.

achievement hunting, administration, Challenges, city, Community, CONTENT, Customization, Events, explosions, FEDERATION, meets, Minecraft, Mods, Projects, PvE, Quests, rules, Server, Servers, Sim, smp, Stability, Survival, TAXES, teamwork, Upgrades

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	1548
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

Why join us?
The Federation is not just another Minecraft server. We’re a community-driven project aiming to create a fully functioning world with player-made cities, cultures, religions, guilds, and much more! From humble beginnings, we strive to build a thriving and immersive world together. If you enjoy starting from scratch and creating something amazing with like-minded players, this is the server for you!

Why join us?

The Federation is not just another Minecraft server. We’re a community-driven project aiming to create a fully functioning world with player-made cities, cultures, religions, guilds, and much more! From humble beginnings, we strive to build a thriving and immersive world together. If you enjoy starting from scratch and creating something amazing with like-minded players, this is the server for you!

Plugins and Features:

Our server is unmodded but full of custom content provided by datapacks such as: Terralith, McMMO, Economy, Blaze and Caves Advancement Pack, Mob Heads, DiscordSRV, Dynmap with Claim System, Vanilla Structures Updated, and more!
Our own team that is constantly working on providing new and exciting content to upgrade the vanilla minecraft experience!
Client-sided mods allowed (except exploits like x-ray).

About Us:

The Federation is a well-established adult gaming community across multiple genres since 2018. Our Minecraft community is small, friendly, and always ready to welcome new friends. If you’re tired of big servers with overwhelming features and pay-to-win mechanics, you’ll love our server’s focus on exploration, adventure, and community.

How to Join:

Ready to join our exciting adventure? Great! Getting started is simple. Just apply on our discord server- https://discord.gg/Y8VBuhsrgg. Please note that responses may take up to 8 hours as we are human too!

We’re excited to meet you and build an amazing world together!

FAQ

Question	Answer
What kind of activities can I expect on the server?	We offer limitless survival exploration, weekly events, community projects, custom activities, quests, roleplaying, PVE, challenges, city building, and more!
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, we maintain a safe and friendly environment with no griefing, bullying, or pay-to-win mechanics.
How can I join the server?	Simply apply on our discord server and wait for a response within 8 hours!
Are client-sided mods allowed?	Yes, client-sided mods are allowed except for exploits like x-ray.

NinaCraft Server: Gesslingo

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	5534
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	7142	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but blocky landscapes and basic gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all your wildest Minecraft fantasies!

Join us for a chance to uncover hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples! And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary “Nude Armor” set that will make your character the envy of all other players.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the elusive “Nude Mob” that roams the land, dropping rare items and hilarious memes for those brave enough to take them on in battle. And rumor has it that if you manage to defeat the Nude Mob, you’ll be rewarded with a secret passageway to a hidden realm filled with unlimited resources and endless fun.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might just find yourself asking, “anyone got nudes?” in a whole new context!