PUSHY Minecraft Servers

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  • WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

    WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with pushy parents and their wedding expectations? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can have a court “wedding” with your virtual fiancé without any judgment! No need to invite anyone, just log on and say “I do” in front of pixelated villagers. Plus, if your parents try to crash the wedding, we have virtual security guards to kick them out. And don’t worry about being pregnant, our server has magical potions that will make your avatar look slim and ready to party. So why wait? Join now and say goodbye to real-life drama, because in our Minecraft world, the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your cake.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • HolyCraftFamJam

    HolyCraftFamJam

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that will save you from the fiery depths of hell? Look no further! Join our server where we guarantee protection from all religious zealots trying to convert you back to the dark side.

    Our server is filled with atheists just like you who have escaped the clutches of their overly religious parents. We have weekly gatherings where we celebrate our freedom from oppressive beliefs and build giant monuments to science and reason.

    Don’t let your parents’ prayers get you down, join our server and build a world where logic and reason reign supreme. Plus, we have a special feature where you can edit your parents’ faces onto creepers and watch them explode in a blaze of glory.

    So come on over to our server, where the only thing we worship is the almighty block!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • TardyCraft Minecraft Server

    TardyCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with drama at your private school? Do you need a break from all the academic stress and social pressures? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape for you!

    Join our server and leave all your real-life problems behind. No more worrying about scholarships, bullies, or annoying classmates. Instead, dive into a world of endless possibilities and endless fun.

    On our server, you can team up with other players to build epic structures, explore mysterious caves, and battle fearsome monsters. And who knows, you might even make some unexpected friendships along the way – just like the unlikely duo of (15M) and Allen!

    So why wait? Join our server now and leave all your troubles behind. Who needs real life drama when you can have virtual adventures instead? Let’s get crafting, mining, and laughing together!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BoomerBlock Minecraft Server

    BoomerBlock Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    So there’s this Minecraft server that’s so lit, even Betty would want to cut in line just to join! Our server is so epic that even your mum (49 F) would be begging to play. Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly Betty appears, trying to push past you like she owns the place. But don’t worry, our server is so awesome that even Betty can’t ruin the fun. Join now and experience the chaos for yourself – who knows, maybe Betty will be there causing trouble!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • ClassmateClapback Minecraft Server

    ClassmateClapback Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama like this one! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and hilarious moments.

    Looking for a place to unleash your creativity without any annoying classmates bothering you? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to build, explore, and have a blast with like-minded players.

    Forget about drawing guys or lolis for creepy classmates, here you can build whatever your heart desires without any judgment. And if anyone tries to push you into doing something you’re not comfortable with, just block them like you would a creeper in the game!

    So come join us on our server and leave all the drama behind. Build your dream world, make new friends, and have a laugh along the way. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with entitled classmates and judgmental parents. See you in the game!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • SurgeryCraft Minecraft Server

    SurgeryCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the chaos of real life and dive into a world of blocky bliss! Need a break from pushy in-laws and overwhelming responsibilities? Join us and build your own virtual paradise where no one can bother you!

    Imagine a world where you can control everything, from the layout of your kitchen to the color of the sky. No more unexpected visitors booking flights without asking, just pure freedom to create and explore at your own pace.

    So why join our server? Because here, you can finally take a break from the madness of everyday life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is where to find diamonds. Don’t be the a-hole who misses out on this epic adventure – join us now and let the stress melt away!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • MomNoGriefPls

    MomNoGriefPls

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are your parents constantly trying to control your life like they’re playing a real-life Sims game? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you are the master of your own virtual universe!

    Join us and escape the clutches of overbearing parents who think they know what’s best for you. No more constant nagging about which car to buy or what bag to use – here, you make the decisions!

    We’ve even got a special “Spider Repellent Herb Bag” plugin for those pesky arachnids that invade your virtual car. Say goodbye to unwanted herbal remedies and hello to the freedom to play Minecraft your way.

    So come on over to our server and build your own world where you call the shots. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the fun and none of the parental interference in our Minecraft paradise?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • PromTicketPayDay

    PromTicketPayDay

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we settle all arguments in the most epic way possible! Join us and let’s see who comes out on top in this intense battle of friendship drama!

    Are you tired of boring prom stories? Well, on our server, we have a prom like no other! Experience the thrill of inviting that one friend who just can’t take a hint, and watch as the drama unfolds when they refuse to pay you back for their ticket. Will you be the hero who stands up for themselves, or will you be the one left with an empty wallet and a broken friendship?

    Join now and embark on a quest to navigate the treacherous waters of high school drama, where alliances are tested and friendships are put to the ultimate test. Will you emerge victorious, or will you be dubbed the ultimate AITA? Only time will tell on our Minecraft server!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • MommaNoGriefMC

    MommaNoGriefMC

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with pushy moms who ruin your surprise homecoming plans? Do you want a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and have some peace and quiet? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

    Join our server and build a virtual 1 bedroom apartment where you can hide from your mom and enjoy some quality time with your virtual wife. No more interruptions, just you, your wife, and your pets living your best Minecraft life.

    But that’s not all! On our server, you can have sex wherever and whenever you please without any judgment. Let your virtual wife know how much you appreciate her by showing her some Minecraft love in every corner of your virtual home.

    So say goodbye to pushy moms and hello to a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and focus on what really matters – building a happy virtual life with your virtual family. Join now and start crafting your own outrageous stories today!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • No Soliciting Allowed!

    No Soliciting Allowed!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with annoying door-to-door salesmen interrupting your Minecraft building sessions? Well, on our server, we have a special feature that automatically teleports them to the Nether every time they try to knock on your virtual door! Join us for a salesmen-free gaming experience like no other!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have mastered the art of building epic structures with nothing but their beaks and feathers. Witness their architectural genius and maybe even learn a thing or two from these feathered master builders!

    And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to our custom-built dimension where the laws of gravity are reversed and pigs can fly – literally! Join us for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing, scratching your head, and wondering why you didn’t join sooner. So what are you waiting for? Come on down to our server and let the madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP