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| Players: | 93/100 | Votes: | 7395 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | New Chunks Explored: | 367475 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 1 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 14 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 183 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 15 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 5 | Epic Quests Completed: | 23 |
yo, u gotta join this minecraft server cuz it’s like, the opposite of subpar, it’s like SUPERPAR. like, imagine if golf was all about being above par, that’s how awesome this server is.
we got pigs that can fly, like legit sprout wings and soar through the sky. and our chickens lay diamonds instead of eggs, so you’ll be rollin’ in bling in no time.
also, our zombies break out into dance numbers instead of attacking you, it’s like thriller up in here. and our creepers give out free hugs instead of blowing up your stuff.
so come join us and experience the most wacky and wild minecraft server you’ll ever find. trust me, you won’t regret it.
