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Blocky Yaoi Adventures: Where Creepers Explode and Love Blooms! 😂📚

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	6476
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Star Shards Collected:	228
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Villages Defended:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a danmei book? Look no further! Our server is filled with handsome guys and crazy adventures that will keep you hooked for hours on end.

Join us and witness the epic tale of a player who accidentally hooked a fish while fishing, only to discover that the fish was actually a magical creature in disguise. Things took a steamy turn when the player and the fish fell in love and, well, let’s just say things got a little fishy and now there’s a fishbaby on the way!

If you’re looking for a server that’s as bizarre and entertaining as a danmei novel, then come join us for some laughs and unforgettable moments. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next!

KoreaCraft: Where South Korea BTFOS Japan in Minecraft!

BTFO, btfos, Canada, collapse, Conflict, Conquer, Geopolitics, INVADE, Invasion, ireland, Japan, Korea, KoreaCraft, Korean Peninsula, Military, Minecraft, one sided, Position, russia, South, south korea, uk, Ukraine, Usa

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	8770
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Emeralds Found:	7767	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	17	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more intense than a showdown between South Korea and Japan? Look no further! Our server is so epic, it would make Japan collapse faster than a creeper explosion. Join us and experience the thrill of defending your territory against invaders like never before. It’s like Russia invading Ukraine, but with more blocky fun! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and show Japan who’s boss!

Lolcraft – 404 Not Found

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	4327
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	6834
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Ores Mined:	3118
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Votes:	7319	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious place to be in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even befriend a talking chicken who gives out free diamonds! Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they’ll just end up in a dance-off with a group of friendly skeletons.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can boogie down with a group of zombie villagers who have some killer dance moves. And don’t even get us started on the giant rainbow unicorn that roams the land, granting wishes to anyone who can beat it in a game of musical chairs.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life? Come on down and see for yourself – just be prepared for the unexpected because on our server, anything can happen!

PixelPride: Where LGBT is okay, just like in Japan… but with creepers!

#socialjustice, acceptance, CREEPERS, culture, Diversity, equality, genderidentity, humanrights, inclusion, Japan, Lgbt, LGBTQ, lgbtqrights, loveislove, Nonbinary, PixelPride, pride, progress, sexualorientation, society, tolerance, Transgender

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	8706
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	33
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where being part of the LGBT community is not just okay, it’s fabulous! We embrace all players, whether you’re a rainbow-loving unicorn or a sparkly mermaid.

Join us for epic adventures in a world where Japan sets the trend for all things fabulous. From kawaii villages to sushi-themed castles, the possibilities are endless. And don’t worry, we have plenty of pixelated cherry blossoms to make your gaming experience extra magical.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground karaoke club where players can show off their vocal skills while battling creepers. Trust us, nothing scares off a mob like a killer rendition of “I Will Survive.”

So come on, join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server where being yourself is not just accepted, it’s celebrated. Who knew that building blocks could be so fabulous?

MOOville Snapcraft

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	9448
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Are you tired of being a Minecraft noob and letting innocent villagers die because you can’t build a proper defense? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can finally redeem yourself and become the hero you were always meant to be! Join us and prove to the world that you are not just another Steve with a pickaxe, but a true warrior ready to protect the land from all evil forces.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of ruthless creepers. Will you dare to venture into the depths of the mine and claim the precious diamonds for yourself? Or will you chicken out like the rest of the players who couldn’t handle the pressure?

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: our server is also rumored to be haunted by the ghost of Herobrine himself. Some say he roams the land seeking revenge on those who dare to challenge him. Will you be brave enough to face him in battle and emerge victorious, or will you become just another victim of his wrath?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, you might just become the legendary hero that Minecraft has been waiting for. Remember, the fate of the world is in your hands, anons. Don’t let us down!

Goofy’s RoboCraft Bonanza – Where Silly Meets Survival!

animated, bonanza, cartoon, Character, childish, comedy, Disney, Entertainment, funny, goofy, Goofys, humor, LAUGH, meets, Mischief, mockery, playful, prankster, robocraft, Robots, silly, Survival, Taunting, teasing, trolling, Virgin

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	3773
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Zombie Dances:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

Hey there, fellow virgins! Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because this server is the ultimate place for all you losers out there!

Join us and witness Goofy himself mocking you for being a virgin. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this – our server is filled with magical unicorns that poop out diamonds! That’s right, you heard me. Diamonds.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground club where all the coolest players hang out. Rumor has it that Notch himself makes surprise appearances to challenge players to a dance-off.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server and let the virginity jokes and diamond-pooping unicorns begin! Hyuck hyuck!

Crafty Togashi’s Selfish Server

Anime, anticipation, bastard, Crafty, creator, Disappointment, Fans, Frustration, Greed, Hiatus, Hunter x Hunter, long trail, Manga, manga industry, new chapters, satisfactory conclusion, selfish, Server, storytelling, togashi, Togashis, Unfinished, Waiting

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	9927
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

Are you tired of waiting for Togashi to release new chapters of Hunter x Hunter? Well, come join our Minecraft server and take out all your frustrations in the most epic way possible! Build a giant statue of Togashi and then blow it up with TNT, or create a maze filled with traps inspired by the never-ending hiatuses. Let out all your anger and have a blast with other fans who are just as fed up as you are. Who needs new chapters when you have a Minecraft server like this to keep you entertained? Join now and let the rage flow through you!

Blocky Burger Delivery

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	4929
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Votes:	2070	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
New Chunks Explored:	199042	Astral Projections Made:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Are you tired of the evil corporations taking all your hard-earned money? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have developed a secret method to stick it to the man! By joining us, you’ll not only save money on your Uber Eats orders, but you’ll also become part of a rebellious group of gamers who are taking down the system, one chicken nugget at a time. Join us at tg @jenobeno and let’s show those corpos who’s boss!

Ye Olde Blocky Brits: A Minecraft Server Time Machine

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	2837
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Ores Mined:	4060
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Runes Activated:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Do you crave adventure and excitement beyond your wildest dreams? Then come join our server and experience a world like no other – a world that existed before the Brits even knew what Minecraft was!

Picture this: you spawn into a land where dinosaurs roam freely, unicorns prance through fields of rainbow-colored grass, and dragons soar through the skies breathing fire and causing chaos. You’ll have to use all your survival skills to navigate this wild and untamed world, but don’t worry – we’ve got plenty of tools and weapons to help you on your journey.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Lost City of Gold, rumored to be filled with riches beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and claim its treasures for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because in this world, anything can happen!

Minecraft Mayhem: VAllure’s Doom or Boom!

50 days, bondage, boom, Confidence, Dedication, DOOM, Dude That’s Lewd, Failure, Hope, lewd vtubers, market, MAYHEM, Minecraft, ROPES, specific market, success, unbounded success, VAllure, VAllures, Vtuber, weight, Wholesome

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	661
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Mines Excavated:	4520	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us and be part of a community that is on the brink of either epic failure or legendary success – the suspense is killing us!

But wait, there’s more! We have a market for specifically lewd vtubers – yes, you read that right. Imagine a world where virtual YouTubers are pushing the boundaries of decency and making waves in the digital realm. And guess what? Dude That’s Lewd/Wholesome is on board, so you know it’s gonna be wild!

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we’re also introducing a new vtuber called “Ropes” who is dedicated to all things bondage. Get ready for a virtual experience that will tie you up in excitement (pun intended)!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane journey and let’s make Minecraft history together. Who knows, you might just become the next virtual sensation!