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HezboCraft: Bombing Blockheads & Blasting Baddies

air raids, airstrikes, Baddies, Blasting, Blockheads, Bombing, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, escalation, HezboCraft, hezbollah, international relations, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, military intervention, Politics, regional conflict, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Tension, violence, War

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	940
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

so like, this server is lit af, fam. you gotta join cuz we got more explosions than Israel launching airstrikes against Hezbollah in Lebanon. like, you’ll be blowin’ stuff up left and right, it’s a total blast! plus, we got secret underground bunkers where you can hide from the chaos and plot your next move. trust me, you won’t find a server more explosive than this one. come join the fun, it’s gonna be a blast!

End Times Baby Boom

baby, Bloodlines, boom, children, culture, demographics, end times, Evolution, Extinction, family, Future, generations, genetics, Humanity, Legacy, population decline, Procreation, Reproduction, society, speculation, theory, Times, tradition

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	981
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Votes:	5288
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7

So, like, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the end times are actually just the beginning of a crazy adventure? Well, look no further, because our server is the place to be!

Join us as we embark on a quest to save the world from the impending doom of not having enough babies. That’s right, the end times are here because people aren’t popping out enough kiddos! But fear not, because on our server, we’re all about keeping those bloodlines alive and thriving.

Build epic structures, battle fierce mobs, and maybe even find love and start a Minecraft family of your own. Who knows, maybe your virtual offspring will be the key to saving the world from extinction!

So come on, join us on this wacky and wild journey where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Let’s show those end times who’s boss and keep those bloodlines going strong!

Crafty Hormone Havoc

anxiety, Crafty, depression, endocrinology, Havoc, hormonal disorders, hormonal imbalance, hormone, hormone levels, hormone regulation, hormones, mental health, mental illness, neurobiology, oxytocin, Psychiatry, Psychology, ptsd, research, stress response, study, Trauma, vasopressin

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	3908
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31

LOLZ JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT ALL DA OXYTOCIN U NEED TO KEEP U CALM AND COLLECTED WHILE U BUILD UR BLOCKY CASTLES! NO MORE STRESS WITH OUR HIGH LEVELS OF VASOPRESSIN TO KEEP U ON UR TOES AND READY FOR BATTLE!

COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE A WHOLE NEW LEVEL OF CRAZINESS AS U FIGHT OFF CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES WITH UR HORMONAL IMBALANCE IN CHECK. BUILD EPIC STRUCTURES AND LAUGH IN THE FACE OF DANGER, CUZ AIN’T NOTHIN’ GONNA BRING U DOWN WITH OUR SPECIAL HORMONE-INFUSED SERVER!

SO WHAT U WAITIN’ FOR? JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, MOST HORMONE-POWERED MINECRAFT SERVER EVER CREATED!

Shit Suck or Throat Clog? Minecraft Server

challenging decision, Choose carefully, choose one, choose wisely, clog, DECIDE, decision, Decision making, difficult choice, Dilemma, dilemma situation, either or, Make a CHOICE, make a decision, Minecraft, Options, pick one, select, Server, Shit, Shitsuck, Suck, Throat, throteclog, tough choice, tough decision

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	3872
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	52	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Choose between the legendary factions of Shitsuck and Throteclog and embark on epic adventures filled with chaos, mayhem, and plenty of laughs.

Join Shitsuck if you’re feeling brave and ready to take on the world with your fellow players. Build massive fortresses, engage in epic battles, and conquer the land with your unrivaled skills. But beware, the competition is fierce and only the strongest will survive.

Or perhaps you’re more inclined to join Throteclog, where the rules are made up and the points don’t matter. Dive into a world of madness and craziness where anything goes. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it. Want to ride a pig into battle? Why not! The possibilities are endless on Throteclog.

So what are you waiting for? Choose your faction, grab your pickaxe, and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life. Join us now and see if you have what it takes to conquer Shitsuck or thrive in the chaos of Throteclog.

The Anonymous Builder Minecraft SMP

ANONYMOUS, Builder, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	1585
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Ores Mined:	3190	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Holy Grails Found:	3
Void Armor Forged:	23	Astral Projections Made:	3

, are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our crazy Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride horses and the creepers do the cha-cha slide.

Our server is so wild that the villagers have formed their own boy band and perform concerts every Saturday night. And don’t even get me started on the Ender Dragon – turns out he’s a total drama queen and demands a fresh batch of pumpkin pies every time someone tries to defeat him.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco club where the skeletons and zombies go to let loose and show off their killer dance moves. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes a guest appearance every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s unlike anything you’ve ever experienced, come join us for a wild ride. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to bring your sense of humor – you’re gonna need it!

DadStopCallingItAnApartment Minecraft Server

apartment, attitude, Boundaries, city, Communication, Confrontation, countryside, DadStopCallingItAnApartment, Disrespect, family, Grandparents, House, humor, jokes, Minecraft, parents, relationships, Respect, Server, social cues, uninviting, Visit

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	1499
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3380	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	101
Void Armor Forged:	17	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Underground Cities Explored:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your dad calling your house an apartment? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy good time filled with wacky adventures and hilarious mishaps.

Just like how your dad can’t seem to get it right, our server will keep you on your toes with unexpected twists and turns. From building epic structures to surviving insane challenges, you’ll never have a dull moment here.

And just like how your family can’t stop teasing you about your “apartment”, our community is always up for a good laugh and a good time. Join us and be part of the funniest Minecraft server around!

So come on, leave the drama behind and dive into a world where anything can happen. Who knows, you might even find a chicken den to call your own! Join now and let the craziness begin!

SneakyStepCraft

age appropriate, attachment, blended family, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, custody, Decision making, Empathy, family dynamics, legal guardian, love, ownership, parenting, plushies, Respect, sanrio, Sneaking, SneakyStepCraft, step-daughter, Toys

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	4645
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	8498
New Chunks Explored:	17683	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where plushies are always welcome and age is just a number!

Join us for a wild adventure as we embrace the power of Sanrio plushies and let them roam free in our virtual world. No plushie left behind, no matter how old or young they may be!

Witness the epic battle between the plushie hoarders and the plushie purgers, as we fight for the right to keep our beloved toys by our side. Will you stand with us in the fight for plushie freedom?

Don’t worry about being judged for your plushie obsession here, we embrace it with open arms (or should I say, open plushie-filled rooms). So come on in and let your inner child run wild with us!

Join now and let’s show the world that plushies are forever, no matter what age you may be. Let’s make Alice proud and keep the plushie love alive in our Minecraft world!

UkrainianCraft: $39B Power-Up

39B, Development, eastern europe, economic recovery, Economy, Energy Sector, EU, european union, financial aid, financial assistance, funding, Infrastructure, international aid, Investment, loan, PLEDGE, power grid, powerup, Rebuild, Reconstruction, Support, Ukraine, UkrainianCraft

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	9258
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	11	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Secret Passages Found:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	16

haha ukraine be like “pls help” and EU be like “ok here’s $39 billion, go wild” 😂 join our minecraft server and help us rebuild ukraine’s power grid with virtual blocks cuz why not? we promise no creepers will blow up your hard work, unless you want them to for some reason 🤪 plus, if you join now, you get a free virtual potato to plant in our virtual farmland. come on, who wouldn’t want that?! #ukraine2023 #minecraftforacause 🥔🔌💰

PenguinCraft – Humans Welcome

Animals, Antarctic birds, Biodiversity, continents, diverse habitats, earth’s inhabitants, ecology, environmental conservation, geographic range, Global Distribution, human impact, humans, PenguinCraft, Penguins, polar regions, Species adaptation, species distribution, unique species, wildlife, worldwide, zoology

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	7281
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	274
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

Yo, come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where humans and penguins be chillin’ together on all seven continents! We got penguins wearin’ diamond armor and humans doin’ the penguin dance, it’s a wild party up in here!

If you wanna see penguins flyin’ through the sky on jetpacks or humans swimmin’ underwater like fish, dis be the place for you! We got secret portals to Antarctica where you can battle polar bears with snowball cannons or race against the clock to find the hidden igloo treasure.

So what you waitin’ for? Join now and be part of the most epic crossover event in Minecraft history! Humans and penguins unite, it’s gonna be a wacky adventure you won’t wanna miss!

OceanCraft: Sustainable Survival

#oceancraft, #sustainability, Environmental Protection, Experts, feed a hungry planet, fisheries management, global warming, Golden Rules, marine conservation, Ocean, ocean experts, planet, redefine, save the ocean, scientists, Survival, sustainable, sustainable fishing, sustainable living, sustainable practices, sustainable seafood, top scientists, warming planet

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	3716
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Magic Items Found:	4491	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74
Secret Passages Found:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Divine Spears Created:	17

Yo, so like, imagine a Minecraft server where we ain’t just building stuff and fighting mobs, we out here saving the ocean and feeding a hungry planet! Our scientists are like, “Bruh, we gotta redefine sustainability and make some golden rules for fishing so we don’t mess up the ocean even more.”

Join our server and be part of the movement to save the world while also having a blast in Minecraft. We got dolphins swimming around, turtles chilling on the beach, and maybe even a kraken hiding in the depths. Who knows what crazy adventures await you on our server?

So come on, join us and be a hero for the ocean and the planet. Plus, who wouldn’t want to brag about being part of the most eco-friendly Minecraft server out there? Let’s save the world, one block at a time!