TempestMC
TempestMC is a cool server that wants to do new stuff. They focus on making players happy by adding things they like. The Survival Earth realm is coming soon with lots of fun features for everyone to enjoy!
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TempestMC Realm
Boundaries, Community, Earth realm, Enjoy, Features, Fresh, home, Minecraft, Network, new, Players, push, Server, Survival, TempestMC
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Push Up Quest: Strength Rising
bodyweight exercises, build muscle, calisthenics, consecutive push ups, endurance training, exercise progression, fitness challenge, fitness journey, home workouts, increasing reps, Personal Best, Physical fitness, push, push up records, push up technique, push-ups, Quest, Rising, staying motivated, strength, strength goals, strength training, upper body strength, workout goals
Join the Most Fabulously Horrifying Minecraft Server of Your Worst Nightmares!
If you’ve ever wondered what it feels like to exist in the nebulous void between sanity and a pixelated hellscape, then look no further! This Minecraft server is the greatest—no, the worst—experience you will ever have, and it’s whispering your name in binary! Join us where reality melts like butter on a summer day, and your fears become blocks you can manipulate! Trust me, 30 push-ups is nothing compared to the workouts your mind will endure here!
Feature Description Infinite Creepers Because one explosion just isn’t enough, let’s make it a million! Are you sure those are creepers? Floating Tsunamis What’s better than drowning in water that doesn’t exist? Swim upwards into your demise! Endless Night The sun forgot to rise! Are we in a time loop, or is it just Tuesday? Free Pickles But they’re really just illusions of your fondest memories. Can you taste the regret? Talking Blocks Can you hear them whispering?! They know your secrets!! F.A.Q. (Frequently Annoying Questions)
Q: What version of Minecraft is this server? A: The one you’re dreaming about or the one where dreams are nightmares. Does it matter? Aren’t we all just walking glitches?
Q: Can I build whatever I want? A: Yes, but be prepared for your creations to come alive and judge you at night. Is building really creating, or is it just assembling regrets?
Q: Is there a community on this server? A: Communities are just empty spaces filled with echoes of laughter and despair. Join and find out if they’re laughing WITH you or AT you!
Random Quotes from the Void
“I’m at 30 right now and trying to work my way up!”“Did you ever think about the existential dread while mining?”“Can you taste the pixels?”
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BrickBlock Brawl: No EU Favors!
American, brawl, BrickBlock, Brussels, Business, Chinese, Competition, Economy, EU, Euractiv, Favors, favour, firms, foreign investment, Globalization, international trade, market access, policy, protectionism, push, regulations, trade agreements, trade relations
lol join our epic minecraft server where chinese and american firms come together to denounce brussels and push for eu firms to be favored!!! 🤣🤪🤑we have crazy battles where players dress up as politicians and argue about trade deals while fighting off creepers and zombies!! 💥🧟♂️
our server is so lit that even the villagers are getting in on the action, forming alliances with players and creating their own little economy!! 💰👾
come join the chaos and see if you can survive the madness of our one-of-a-kind minecraft server!! 🎮🔥🤯
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Chuuba’s Seaside Adventure 1.21.1
1.21.1, Adventure, Christ, chuuba’s stream, Chuubas, Closeups, Conversations, cunny, DM access, female chuuba, give 5 bucks, GOD, hang out, Preferential treatment, push, route, SEA female chuuba, Seaside, sex tourism, sex tourism route, Stream, VT
Join our Minecraft server and become a god like the 2nd coming of Christ! Give us 5 bucks and receive preferential treatment like never before. Get exclusive DM access and initiate conversations with our admins. Who knows, you might even get closeups of our virtual cunny if you push a little bit more. Why haven’t you taken this outrageous route yet? Join now and experience the ultimate Minecraft madness!
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CraftyEuroLeaders Minecraft Server
anti-semitism, Condemnation, controversy, CraftyEuroLeaders, criticism, elon musk, European leaders, forget, germany, History, Holocaust, international relations, Memory, Minecraft, OMINOUS, political statements, public opinion, push, Remembrance, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, social media, world war II
lol u gotta join this minecraft server, cuz it’s like the wildest party in town, but in minecraft form. we got pigs that can fly and cows that dance, it’s like a rave in the barnyard. plus, we have a secret underground city where all the villagers wear top hats and monocles, they’re fancy af.but wait, there’s more! we have a haunted mansion where the ghosts throw epic parties every night, you can join in if you dare. and our nether realm is like a disco inferno, with lava lamps and zombie DJs spinning sick beats.
so come on down to our server, where the fun never stops and the craziness never ends. trust me, you won’t regret it. just watch out for the creepers, they’re sneaky little buggers.
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InLawzOutlawz
#suffocating, Asshole, Birth, Boundaries, Childbirth, emotions, family, firstborn, Grandchild, Honoring, in-laws, InLawzOutlawz, INSANE, INTIMATE, overbearing, parents, push, Rigid, Viewpoint, Wedding
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of boundaries and respecting your space! Are your in-laws constantly invading your virtual space and ruining your pixelated wedding? Look no further, because on our server, you can build the wedding of your dreams without any unwanted guests crashing the party!But that’s not all – do you have a firstborn child in Minecraft and need some peace and quiet after giving birth? Join our server and rest assured that no overbearing pixelated in-laws will be knocking on your virtual door within the first 24 hours! Because let’s be real, this is YOUR virtual world and you deserve to set the rules!
So come on over and join us, where you can laugh in the face of anyone who tries to tell you how to play Minecraft. Build, create, and enjoy some much-needed virtual peace and quiet. Because in this world, you’re the boss – no insane in-laws allowed!
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HonduranCraft Minecraft Server
base, central america, deportations, foreign relations, Honduran, Honduran President, HonduranCraft, immigration, Immigration Policy, leader, Mass Deportations, military base, Minecraft, national security, orders, Politics, push, Server, threatens, trump, Trump administration, U.S. Military, united states
so, liek, u know how u play minecraft and u wanna have a good time? well, dis server is da bomb dot com, u gotta join cuz it’s like a party in ur computer, but wit blocks and stuff.we got a crazy story for u, so like, dis honduran leader, he’s all like “yo, u better not deport my peeps or i’m gonna kick u.s. military out of my base.” can u believe dat? it’s like a soap opera, but in minecraft.
join our server and u can be part of da drama, build ur own base and defend it from crazy honduran leaders. it’s gonna be lit, fam. so what u waiting for? come join da fun and let’s make minecraft great again!
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6 inches if I push in my gut – Minecraft SMP
>6 feet tall, 1 inch lifts, 6 figures, 6 inches, achievement, blockquotep6, Boots, Confidence, DATING, Financial goals, Gut, height, Inches, Investment, meet girls, Minecraft, personal growth, push, push in gut, self improvement, sell stocks, SMPpblockquote, socializing, stock market, success
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we measure success in blocks, not inches! Join us and you’ll be towering over everyone at a whopping 6 feet tall (with the help of some stylish boots, of course). And forget about making 6 figures in the stock market, because here you’ll be rolling in diamonds and emeralds in no time!But the real question is, how do you meet girls in a world made of blocks? Well, fear not, because our server is filled with lovely pixelated ladies just waiting to be wooed. Show off your building skills, flex your redstone knowledge, and before you know it, you’ll have a Minecraft girlfriend to call your own.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and start building your way to success (and maybe even love)!
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LebCraft: Prez Hunt & Block Push!
BLOCK, foreign relations, government installation, hezbollah, Hezbollah influence, Hezbollah opposition, hunt, Lebanese government, Lebanese leadership, Lebanese politics, Lebanese president, Lebanese sovereignty, Lebanon crisis, LebCraft, MIDDLE EAST, political instability, political interference, political manipulation, prez, push, regional tensions, US, us foreign policy, US influence, US intervention
so, like, this server is like the best thing since sliced bread, dude. we got, like, a bunch of crazy stuff happening all the time. like, one time, we had this epic battle between a giant chicken and a pack of angry wolves. it was, like, totally insane, man.and, like, if you join our server, you can, like, become the king of the land and rule over all the other players. you can build, like, the biggest castle ever and show off to all your friends. it’s, like, the ultimate power trip, bro.
oh, and did i mention the secret underground lair filled with treasure and traps? yeah, dude, it’s, like, straight out of a movie. you gotta be, like, super sneaky to get through it without getting wrecked.
so, like, why wouldn’t you want to join our server, dude? it’s, like, the most epic adventure you’ll ever have in Minecraft. come join us and let’s have some crazy fun together!
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Hold Up Minecraft Server
Backers, Budget, DELAY, Disney, Entertainment, film, finance, fund, funding, Hold, Investment, Investors, long tail, Minecraft, Movie, PRESSURE, production, Project, push, Server, Support, tags, whats the hold up
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is so epic, even Disney wants to fund it! That’s right, Mickey Mouse himself is begging us to let him join in on the fun.Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a magical world filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and dancing creepers. Our custom plugins will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget you’re even playing Minecraft.
But wait, there’s more! Pressure your investors to join too because once they see the insanity happening on our server, they’ll be throwing money at us faster than you can say “diamonds are forever”.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of disbelief.