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Players: | 100/700 | Votes: | 4957 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Magic Items Found: | 7104 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 |
Endless Night Skies: | 4 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 |
Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 7 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 |
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 6 | Underground Cities Explored: | 5 |
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