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FashionistaFundsFiasco

FashionistaFundsFiasco, bills, #Drop out, stay at home mom, sacrifice

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your financial decisions? Look no further! Join our server where we encourage players to sacrifice their brand new iPhones and designer purses to pay for in-game tuition fees!

Forget about building castles and mining for diamonds, on our server you’ll be budgeting and saving up for that virtual education you never knew you needed. Who needs a fancy house in Minecraft when you can have a degree in underwater basket weaving instead?

Join now and see if you have what it takes to balance your virtual bank account while your virtual wife drives Uber to pay for her online classes. It’s a wild ride full of financial responsibility and questionable spending habits – just like real life, but in blocky pixel form!

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Desire’s Creation 1.20.3

feminism, empowerment, reminder, self-validation, self worth

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! Ever wondered what it’s like to be the ultimate Minecraft player in a world where chaos reigns supreme? Well, do I have the server for you! Join us for the most insane, off-the-wall Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

Why should you join, you ask? Because on this server, you’ll be able to unleash your inner crazy and let your creativity run wild! Build the most mind-blowing structures, battle epic monsters, and maybe even discover the meaning of life (spoiler alert: it’s probably just more Minecraft).

But wait, there’s more! Our community is full of hilarious, wacky, and downright bizarre players who will keep you entertained for hours on end. You’ll never know what to expect next, and that’s what makes this server so freaking awesome!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and remember, you are simply a product result of women desire. Or something like that. Just trust me, this server is lit AF!

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BabyDramaCraft

FaceTime, Girlfriend, visitation, contempt of court, well-being

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that will leave you questioning everything!

Picture this: a virtual world where custody battles and relationship drama unfold right before your very eyes. Will you side with the mother who just wants to be kept in the loop about her son’s exposure to new romantic partners? Or will you join forces with the girlfriend who is desperately trying to make a home for her new family, even if it means reaching out to the ex for baby photos?

But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic showdown between co-parents as they navigate pick-up and drop-off times, marriage license applications, and heated verbal confrontations on Thanksgiving Day. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the chaos for yourself. Who needs dragons and creepers when you have baby photo drama to keep you on the edge of your seat? Let the games begin!

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RetroTechSMP – What’s Old is New!

historical innovations, traditional methods, retro gadgets, vintage solutions, ancient gadgets

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a server where the only way to mine diamonds is by using a wooden pickaxe. Crazy, right? But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground society of villagers who control the economy and will trade you diamonds for stacks of dirt. I know, mind blown!

But that’s not all, folks. We also have a special plugin that turns all creepers into friendly, huggable creatures. That’s right, no more explosions, just fluffy green friends who want to cuddle. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can try your luck at our parkour course where the floor is made of lava and the only way to survive is by doing the Macarena. It’s a real challenge, let me tell ya.

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? Or build a house out of nothing but TNT and hope for the best? The possibilities are endless, my friends. So come on down to our wacky, wild, and totally nonsensical Minecraft SMP. You won’t regret it, unless you do, but hey, that’s just part of the fun!

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UnlickedPixels

saliva, body part, personal care, hygiene, germs

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you’ll have a licking good time! Join us and explore our world filled with majestic landscapes, treacherous dungeons, and of course, plenty of opportunities to lick the least licked body part.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, rumor has it that the least licked body part is actually the key to unlocking hidden treasures and secret powers in the game. Imagine the possibilities of what you could discover by venturing into uncharted territory and giving that neglected body part some much-needed attention.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a community of players who are always up for a good laugh and a wild adventure. From building epic structures to engaging in intense PvP battles, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and embark on a licking quest like no other. Who knows, you might just uncover the ultimate secret of the least licked body part and become a legend in the Minecraft world!

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DenmarkCraft Server: No Walls, Just Blocks!

Government, walls, Diplomacy, blocks, Politics

so, like, you wanna join our server? well, let me tell you, it’s like a rollercoaster of fun and craziness! we’ve got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the macarena. our diamonds are so shiny, they blind you for a week. and don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party with the creepers.

oh, and did i mention that our server is endorsed by none other than president trump himself? yeah, he called up our PM Mette Frederiksen and was like, “yo, this server is the bomb, you gotta check it out.” so, like, if you wanna be on the same wavelength as the president, you better join us now.

plus, we have a special event where you can ride llamas into battle against an army of evil chickens. it’s like the battle of the century, i tell ya. so, what are you waiting for? come join our server and let the madness begin!

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KyivCraft: Bigger & Better Than Russia!

Geopolitics, SIZE, russia, War, eastern europe

lolz come join dis epic minecraft server where ukraine’s army is so big it’s bigger than russia’s! we got epic battles goin on 24/7, u gotta see it to believe it! build ur own army of pixelated soldiers and conquer the virtual world! trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on dis craziness! join now and be part of the madness!

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Galactic Puzzle Quest

Scientific inquiry, complex systems, research, Astrophysics, Scientific

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta check out this cray cray Minecraft server, fam! We be challenging scientific understanding of how planetary systems form up in here! Like, we got aliens and astronauts and all that jazz roaming around, building space stations and rocket ships and whatnot.

You wanna be part of the intergalactic crew, exploring new worlds and battling space monsters? Then you gotta join this server, cuz we be taking Minecraft to a whole new level, yo! Plus, we got like, zero gravity zones and anti-gravity boots that make you jump super high.

So, if you wanna be part of the most out-of-this-world Minecraft experience ever, come join us on this server and let’s blast off to infinity and beyond, baby! Let’s show those scientists how it’s really done in space!

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MineParty.org

crossplay, Entertainment, java edition, Leaderboards, Coins

Welcome to MineParty.org! Get ready for the ultimate party games experience! MineParty is your go-to mini-game server packed with fast-paced fun, competitive excitement, and endless entertainment.

Why Join MineParty? Tons of Mini-Games: Play over 20 exciting games like Spleef, TNT Run, The Dropper, Hot Potato, Quake, Pig Fishing, and more!

Play with Friends: Team up with your friends in parties and dominate the leaderboards.

Ranks & Upgrades: Earn coins from winning games and spend them on cool upgrades and exclusive ranks. Prestige your ranks to show off your skill and dedication!

Crossplay Enabled: Enjoy the fun on both Java and Bedrock editions – everyone can join the party!

Action-Packed Fun: Challenge yourself with dynamic mini-games like Parkour, Animal Slaughter, Survival Games, and Minecart Racing.

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BarrioCraft

Events, custom enchantments, Challenges, Minecraft, Community

Discover the Ultimate Towny Adventure!

Welcome to BarrioCraft, the Minecraft server that redefines the Towny experience! Dive into a world of endless possibilities, featuring:

Towny Gameplay – Build and grow your own town, form nations, and shape a vibrant community. Unique Races – Choose your race and unlock special abilities to make your gameplay truly one-of-a-kind. Custom Enchantments – Explore a vast array of enchantments to enhance your gear and gain the edge in battles. Battle Pass Challenges – Take on exciting tasks, level up, and earn epic rewards! And So Much More! – From engaging events to an active community, there’s always something to enjoy.

Whether you’re a builder, fighter, or explorer, BarrioCraft has something for everyone. Cast your vote, join the fun, and become part of an unforgettable journey today!

barriocraft.playsurvival.me:25539

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