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BlockBusterBlues

Bleak, BlockBusterBlues, Dark, depressing movie, Desolate, Despair, emotional, gloomy, heart-wrenching, HEARTBREAK, Mainstream, Melancholy, Moving, poignant, sad film, Somber, sorrowful, soul-crushing, tearjerker, Tragedy, tragic

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	1769
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Mythical Swords Crafted:	79	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Are you tired of mainstream movies bringing you down? Well, come join our Minecraft server and escape the sadness! Our server is so fun and wacky, you’ll forget all about those depressing movies. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll be blessed with the ability to make any movie a comedy just by watching it. So say goodbye to tears and hello to laughter on our server!

MicroCraftMedicine

accomplishment, achievement, American biologists, award, biology, discovery, genetics, GROUNDBREAKING, Honor, innovation, laureates, Medicine, MicroCraftMedicine, MicroRNA, Nobel Prize, PRESTIGIOUS, recognition, research, RNA, Science, scientific breakthrough

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	8938
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Chimeras Created:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

LOL, if u wanna win a nobel prize in minecraft medicine, join our server!! we got american biologists who discovered microRNA in the game!! u can cure all the pixelated diseases and become a minecraft doctor!! come join the fun and maybe u can win ur own nobel prize!! 🏆🔬 #minecraftmedicinewinners #nobelprizeinminecraft

Mystical Minds Minecraft Server

altered states, Consciousness, dmt, emotional breakthroughs, enlightenment, harmine, higher consciousness, Insight, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, Minds.., Minecraft, mystical, mystical experiences, non-dual awareness, placebo, psychedelic, psychedelic therapy, Self Discovery, Server, SPIRITUAL, Transcendence, well-being

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	6853
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Void Gems Collected:	32	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4356
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Star Shards Collected:	63

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just have the same old stuff? Well, come join our server where we offer a DMT-harmine combination that will elevate your transcendence and insight while you play!

Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly experiencing a mystical experience that will blow your mind! Non-dual awareness will have you questioning reality while emotional breakthroughs will have you crying tears of joy as you build your epic creations.

Forget about those placebo servers, join us for lasting increases in well-being and a Minecraft experience like no other. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let’s get trippy together!

CollapseCraft Minecraft Server

betting odds, Campaign, campaign strategy, CollapseCraft, collapsing, CONSERVATIVE, election, election odds, election predictions, gop, Minecraft, political betting, political chaos, political turmoil, Politics, president 2024, presidential race, re-election, republican party, Server, trump, united states, White House

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	4162
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9730	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place to escape the chaos of the real world? Look no further than our server! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – Trump’s campaign is collapsing and the only safe haven is our Minecraft server! We have secret underground bunkers filled with diamonds, a rollercoaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano, and even a pet llama named Larry who can spit fireballs at griefers. So come join us and escape the madness of the real world – plus, where else can you say you survived a collapsing presidential campaign while building a giant statue of a creeper?

Mugi Monday Minecraft SMP

Anime, Band, celebration, cute, EXCITEMENT, Friends, Fun, Happy, high school, Japanese culture, K-On, Minecraft, MONDAY, Mugi, Mugi Kotobuki, Mugi Monday, Mugi-chan, Music, school life, slice of life, smp

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	8148
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	62	Secret Passages Found:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Zombie Dances:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where every day is a party and every block is a potential prank waiting to happen.

Picture this: it’s Mugi Monday, the one day of the week where everything is turned upside down. Villagers trade diamonds for dirt, creepers wear party hats, and the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood kitten looking for belly rubs. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

But that’s not all! We have weekly events like “Taco Tuesday” where players compete to build the best taco stand, “Wacky Wednesday” where gravity is optional, and “Funky Friday” where the entire server turns into a disco party complete with glowstone dance floors and music discs galore.

So why wait? Join us on our zany Minecraft SMP and let the good times roll. Who knows what kind of ridiculous adventures and shenanigans await you? Just remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep).

HangryCraft: Steppie Banquet Dilemma

Banquet, birthday celebration, birthday dinner, compassion, dad, Dilemma, dining out, eating out, family, family conflict, family dynamics, family relationships, family traditions, favorite restaurant, food allergies, food choices, HangryCraft, Resentment, Restaurant, sibling bond, Steppie, stepsiblings, stepsiblings’ mom, uncle

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	2413
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Astral Projections Made:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama takes a backseat to building epic creations!

Join us and escape the chaos of step-siblings with food allergies and overbearing parents. On our server, you can finally eat at your favorite virtual restaurant without any restrictions! No more puking or rashes here, just pure gaming fun.

Build your dream world, explore new realms, and unleash your creativity without any guilt or judgment. Who needs family affection when you have a blocky paradise to escape to?

So, are you ready to leave the drama behind and join our server? Let’s build some epic structures and have a blast together! Remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be allergic to is boring gameplay.

MemoryMinecraftSMP

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	7787
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	188	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Animals Bred:	91

Are you tired of forgetting where you left your diamonds in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a magical memory-enhancing potion that will make you remember every single block you’ve ever placed! Join us and become the ultimate Minecraft memory master, never losing track of your precious loot again. Plus, rumor has it that the potion also gives you the ability to speak fluent Villager language, so you can trade with them like a pro. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to join our wacky and memory-boosting Minecraft SMP!

BlockyHeartbreak

BlockyHeartbreak, Breakup, Closure, Communication Issues, compatibility, emotional baggage, healing, HEARTBREAK, Infidelity, lessons learned, letting go, moving on, new beginnings, personal growth, relationship, Self Discovery, self love, self reflection, starting over, trust issues, unresolved issues

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	220
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Animals Bred:	104
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Runes Activated:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Tired of dealing with all the creepers and skeletons in my ex’s life, I decided to join this epic Minecraft server instead! With endless adventures, crazy builds, and a community of players who are more loyal than a pack of wolves, this server is the perfect place to escape the drama of real life. Plus, rumor has it that the diamonds here are so plentiful, they make your ex’s excuses look like dirt blocks in comparison. So why did my last relationship end? Because I found a new love that’s blockier, bolder, and way more fun!

QudsCraft – Chief in Good Health

chief, clarification, denial, deputy, Good, health, international relations, iran, Iran news, Iranian military, Iranian politics, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East conflict, Military, Misinformation, missing, News, Quds Force, QudsCraft, Rumors, SECURITY, speculation

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	7770
Rating:	4.4 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	533328	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21
Animals Bred:	159	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Endless Night Skies:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22

so, liek, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like, the bomb dot com. we got pigs flyin’ and cows doin’ the macarena. u wanna know why? cuz our server is run by a secret society of llamas who have magical powers. yep, u heard me right. these llamas can make ur wildest minecraft dreams come true. want a diamond pickaxe that never breaks? they gotchu. wanna ride a dragon into battle? they gotchu.

but wait, there’s more. our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken. this beast is half chicken, half enderman, and all trouble. if u can defeat it in battle, u will be granted with the power of unlimited chicken nuggets for life.

oh, and did i mention our server is located on a floating island in the sky? yeah, it’s pretty epic. u gotta build ur way up to the top and claim ur spot as the ruler of the skies. but beware, there are flying creepers up there too. they explode in glitter and rainbows, but still, watch out.

so what are u waiting for? join our server now and let the llama magic begin!

Pixel Cam Co.

Business, cam, Camera, companies, company use, Consumer, corporate, data collection, devices, Digital, Future, innovation, Internet of Things, market trends, Marketing, PIXEL, privacy, product development, SECURITY, Smart Devices, Surveillance, Technology

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	9176
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	74	Dragon Eggs Found:	4448
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4

so, like, u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server where the pigs can talk and the creepers do the cha-cha? well, u found the right place, my friend! this server is like no other, cuz we got a secret underground society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. they trade u emeralds for your soul, but don’t worry, it’s a fair trade.

oh, and did i mention the cows can fly? yeah, they sprout wings and soar through the sky like majestic beasts. and the diamonds? oh boy, the diamonds are actually cursed and will give u superpowers like x-ray vision and the ability to turn into a block of cheese.

also, every full moon, a magical portal opens up and takes u to a land filled with candy and unicorns. but beware, the unicorns are actually evil and will try to steal your diamonds.

so come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers minecraft server! who knows what crazy adventures await you? maybe u’ll even become best friends with a talking chicken. the possibilities are endless!