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Mystic Haven 1.21

blame-shifting, Censorship, China censorship, Conservatives, copyright laws, fair use, global impact, Golden Age of Censorship, Haven, internet censorship, modern standards, moral panic, Muslim countries, mystic, past judgment, Political Correctness, puritan censorship, puritans, rock is the devil, russia, social media, soft and whiny., Violent videogames

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	9143
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	864
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	602
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride through the Golden Age of Censorship! 🤪

🚫 Tired of political correctness? We got you covered! Say goodbye to being called sexist/racist/whatever for no reason! 😂

🤘 Rock on like the devil and play violent video games without judgment! Let your inner rebel shine! 🤟

🙏 Fixing the past to fit modern standards? Nah, throw that outdated stuff away! We embrace the chaos! 🤣

🔥 Classic puritan censorship is so last season, join us for a fresh take on freedom of expression! 🤩

🌐 Social media telling you what to say? Not here! Speak your mind and let the memes flow! 🤓

💥 Copyright laws got you down? Fair use laws are a joke, but our server is no laughing matter! Join us for some copyright chaos! 🤪

🈲 Chinese censorship affecting you? Not on our watch! We’re here to break down barriers and build bridges of creativity! 🌉

👊 Don’t be soft and whiny, join us and let your voice be heard! Complain about censorship while having a blast in our Minecraft world! 🎮

Join now for a crazy, zany, and totally uncensored experience! Let’s break the rules and have a blast together! 🎉

Avalon MC

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	9206
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Magic Items Found:	5210
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Demon Skulls Collected:	49	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

The #1 cracked economy Minecraft server which supports all clients of Minecraft including both Java and Bedrock editions of Minecraft with unique features and plugins which include Team Wars, Koths, a giant PvP arena, an Auction House, and much more.

avalonmc.expnse.xyz:25656

4iw survival

banned, Community, Friends, Minecraft, rules, Server, Survival, Testing, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	8576
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Magic Items Found:	1460
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54	Ores Mined:	3682
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Farms Harvested:	331
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Mythical Quests Completed:	10

4iw Original Survival Server In public open testing Please join the community to be whitelisted (temporarily closed) Please follow the basic server rules Anyone found violating the rules will be banned (including IP) The main purpose of running the server is to make friends. I hope everyone likes it.

mc.4iw.de

SmashCraft Minecraft Server

Animal Crossing, Characters, donkey kong, f-zero, fire emblem, Gaming, kirby, legend of zelda, metroid, Minecraft, Nintendo, nintendo characters, Pikmin, pokemon, Server, smash bros, Smashcraft, splatoon, Super Mario, super smash bros, video games, Wishlist, xenoblade

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	555
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	New Chunks Explored:	774120
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Smash characters? Do you want to see some truly wild and wacky fighters in the next game? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and suggest your favorite Nintendo characters to be added to the roster.

Imagine battling it out as Isabelle from Animal Crossing, armed with nothing but a fishing rod and a mean right hook. Or how about playing as Tom Nook, throwing bags of bells at your opponents and building houses on the battlefield?

But that’s not all – we’ve got even crazier ideas up our sleeves. Picture this: Waluigi riding in on a giant Chain Chomp, wreaking havoc on all who dare to challenge him. And who could forget about the ultimate showdown between Princess Peach and a horde of angry Goombas?

So come on down to our Minecraft server and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, maybe your dream Nintendo character will make it into the next Smash game!

MyCuteWifeCraft SMP

MyCuteWifeCraft, smp

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	1777
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Magic Items Found:	5198
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Falling into the Void:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is run by my cute wife who will ban you if you don’t compliment her pet chicken, Clucky, every day. But don’t worry, Clucky is a real diva and loves the attention!

Join our SMP for a chance to participate in our weekly llama fashion show where the best-dressed llama wins a crown made of emeralds. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon our secret underground disco party where the creepers are actually great dancers.

But beware, our server is also home to the legendary Enderman who has a crush on my wife and will do anything to keep you away from her. So, if you’re brave enough to face off against a jealous Enderman and survive the llama fashion show, come join us for a wild ride on our Minecraft SMP!

HangryCraft: Feeding Kids, Pissing Off Wives

aita, annoying behavior, birthday celebration, broke teenagers, calamari mishap, eating off the floor, expensive restaurant, extra money, Feeding, Generosity, HangryCraft, high school, Kids, loud teenagers, obnoxious behavior, paying for kids food, pissing, reinforcing bad behavior, restaurant etiquette, teenage girls, weird restaurant hour, wife not happy, Wives

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	7757
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Potions Brewed:	92	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7

Are you tired of boring, quiet restaurants where you can actually hear yourself think? Then come join our Minecraft server where the only loud and obnoxious guests are the ones you invite yourself!

Experience the thrill of knocking over calamari and still having to eat it because you’re “so broke” on our server. Who needs expensive restaurants when you can eat off the floor in the comfort of your own virtual world?

Join now and receive a special discount on your virtual meal, courtesy of our generous players who love to pay for your food without you even knowing. Who needs a waiter singing for you on your birthday when you have fellow gamers willing to foot the bill?

So come on over to our server and let loose with your inner high school self. It’s a wild ride of animated conversations and excitement, all without the judgment of your annoyed spouse waiting in the car. Who cares if they think you’re reinforcing bad behavior? In our world, anything goes!

FictFoodie in Minecraft SMP

Appetite, craving, cuisine, Culinary, DELICIOUS, dream, FANTASY, fantasy food, fantasy world, FictFoodie, fictional cuisine, fictional delicacies, fictional dishes, fictional food, Food, Hunger, imagination, long tail tag, Minecraft, mouth watering, smp, WHIMSICAL, wish

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	8476
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Astral Projections Made:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Runes Activated:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	265

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to try out some truly wild and wacky fictional foods! Ever wanted to munch on a Krabby Patty from SpongeBob SquarePants or feast on a feast of Lembas bread from Lord of the Rings? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Join us for a culinary adventure like no other and satisfy your cravings for the fantastical. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden recipe for the elusive Wonka Bar from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let your taste buds run wild!

PixelLingoCraft

attractive, attractive language, is the, is the most, is the most attractive, is the most attractive language, is.., Language, most, most attractive, most attractive language, most language, PixelLingoCraft, the, the most, the most attractive, the most attractive language, What, what is, what is the, what is the most, what is the most attractive, what is the most attractive language

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	341
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Buildings Constructed:	35	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	157	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6

Are you tired of boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the most attractive language you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

Once upon a time, there was a group of players who stumbled upon our server and were immediately enchanted by its beauty. They were greeted by talking cows, flying pigs, and dancing sheep. The players were so mesmerized by the sight that they couldn’t help but join in on the fun.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, who lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular eggs. Imagine the riches you could have with just a few clucks from this majestic creature!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the most attractive language in the Minecraft universe. Who knows what other crazy adventures and surprises await you!

Peaceful Waters

Anarchy, Survival

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	4344
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	201	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9860
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7

Sick of the annoying modern updates in Minecraft? Sick of moderators always being cringe? Peaceful Waters is for you! Peaceful Waters was created to offer the classic lawless vanilla Minecraft anarchy experience without the excessive lag or wait times that the OG servers have. no rules, no mods/plugins, no moderation. Have fun. Please join the discord if you have the app, submit suggestions, or insult me. This server will continue to be up. See you. Founded 8/11/2024

PeacefulWaters.mc.gg

Exoria SMP

16 GB of RAM, Builders, Community, East Coast, Exoria SMP, Hosting, Intel Core i9-13900, Java 1.21, Minecraft, Plugins, PvE, PvP, pvpers, REDSTONERS, Roleplay, roleplayers, Ryzen 9 7950x, Server, smp, Survival, U.S, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	7468
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Welcome to the Exoria SMP potential new friends!

Before we begin lets go over what type of community this is. It’s a friendly no judgement zone where we can all come together and relax as people who enjoy the game of Minecraft since there’s a wide variety of people who play the game. We’ll do our best to be inclusive and not make anyone feel left out or like they’re being targeted.

About the SMP itself.

The server will be hosted on the East Coast of the U.S on Java 1.21, keeping it as vanilla as possible with minimal plugins to enhance the experience. It’ll be a place for all types of players to band together and find enjoyment out of the game within a community. We invite all Minecrafters from redstoners, to builders, pvpers and roleplayers to come join the server and make your mark on it! As of writing this the server will be open within a week or two, as soon as we can push it out and will be a paid hosting sporting 16 GB of ram on a 4 thread Ryzen 9 7950x or an Intel Core i9-13900 processor.

199.127.62.17:25517

CraftyBanana Minecraft Server

478110395, ANONYMOUS, BIZARRE, chilling, Conspiracy, CraftyBanana, creepy, eerie, Enigmatic, internet mystery, Minecraft, Mysterious, odd, online forum, perplexing, puzzling, Server, strange, unexplained, unsolved, weird, WTF

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	8409
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Dragons Tamed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Magic Items Found:	8562
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is straight-up bananas! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, flying pigs, and dancing creepers!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, who grants wishes to all who can find it (spoiler alert: it’s hidden in a secret rainbow cave guarded by a pack of evil bunnies).

Need a break from all the chaos? Take a dip in our lava hot tub or relax in our enchanted forest spa. And don’t forget to visit our pixelated petting zoo, where you can cuddle with adorable baby zombies and ride on the backs of giant spiders.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this mind-blowing Minecraft adventure and experience the ultimate WTF moments!