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CrazyCraftersGuild

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	1431
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	34
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

If you answered “Minecraft players,” then you are absolutely correct! And if you want to join the ranks of the most insane and deranged individuals in the world, then look no further than our Minecraft server!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of crazed llamas who have taken over the virtual world and demand sacrifices of diamond blocks in exchange for protection from their llama army.

2. We have a secret underground society of players who have dedicated their lives to building the world’s largest roller coaster made entirely out of TNT. It’s a blast!

3. Our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who will randomly explode your creations just for fun. It’s a real blast from the past!

So if you’re ready to embrace your inner insanity and join a community of truly deranged individuals, then come on down to our Minecraft server. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of madness!

CraftyCreeperCrew

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	6747
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Votes:	1475
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

LOLZ come join dis epic Minecraft server where u can BLOW STUFF UP just like dem suspected female suicide bombers in Nigeria! We got crazy TNT parties and explosions that will make ur head spin! Join now and be part of the chaos, cuz who needs peace when u can have BOOMS?! #minecraft #explosions #crazyfun

TimeTravelNoShow

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	4983
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Yo, imagine this: a Minecraft server where time travel is real, but no one has come back yet because they’re too busy mining diamonds in the future! Join our server and be the first to meet a time traveler who will show you how to build a time machine out of dirt and chicken feathers.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of talking cows who will trade you enchanted golden apples for your most prized possessions. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden portal to a dimension filled with dancing llamas and flying pigs.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life. Time travel, talking cows, and dancing llamas await you!

Welcome to Macaroni-land: Where pasta meets power struggles, allies team up for noodles, and cheesy towns reign supreme!

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	1358
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	409
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Buildings Constructed:	37
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Divine Scrolls Written:	21

Minecraft Server Information

Java IP	37.10.122.12:25984
Bedrock IP	37.10.122.12 PORT 25984

Discord Link

https://discord.com/invite/V4ESac7ydU

Overview

Macaroni-land is your expectable standard survival server think oldish smps, pvp, nice atmosphere, weird trash. The server has been running for a couple months, with a friendly yet chaotic small community. A couple towns exist so that’s cool! There is a simple shop at spawn mostly to sell trinkets like custom Music disk midis, player owned ones that sell more complex stuff, a starter kit(acceptable quality), some weird experimental skills things, and some community requested plugins like faster minecarts, brewery, a rp sit thing, and random stuff.

Try out our place if you’re interested!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How long has the server been running?	The server has been running for a couple of months.
What can I find in the server shop?	The shop sells trinkets, custom Music disk midis, starter kits, experimental skills, and community requested plugins.
Is there PvP on the server?	Yes, there is PvP on the server.
Are there any towns in the server?	Yes, there are a couple of towns in the server.
Can I request new plugins?	Yes, the community can request new plugins for the server.

CraftyCraze Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	9585
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Towns Built:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most bonkers place you’ll ever find in the Minecraft universe! Join us on our quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted llama that farts rainbows and grants wishes to all who find it.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where creepers bust a move to the latest hits. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the enchanted hot tub where you can soak your worries away while chatting with a talking chicken who gives great life advice.

So why wait? Join our Telegram group now and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

AsobiCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	4336
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Void Gems Collected:	10
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	45
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Star Shards Collected:	266
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	31

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than Suzumoto Rin’s decision-making skills? Look no further! Join our server where we promise not to leave any loose threads… unless you count the ones hanging off of our players’ poorly crafted pixel art creations.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that our server was once home to a group of wild chickens who ruled with an iron beak. They laid eggs of pure diamond and squawked in perfect harmony. But one day, a brave player named Steve challenged the chicken overlords to a dance-off. The chickens were so impressed by his sick moves that they crowned him King of the Coop and now he rules with a feathered fist.

If that’s not reason enough to join, then how about this: our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. We’ve got more hidden treasures than a pirate’s booty and more secret passages than a haunted mansion. Plus, our community is so friendly that even the creepers have stopped exploding out of sheer joy.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just don’t forget to bring your own tard wrangler… you’re gonna need it.

Room4Me Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	3060
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Farms Harvested:	726	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Divine Spears Created:	14	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventures! Join us for some epic building, mining, and exploring with a community that’s as wild as a pack of creepers!

Looking for a vacation from your everyday responsibilities? Join us and build your dream world without any pregnant wife drama or work interruptions! Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let your creativity run wild, without any hotel room disputes or misunderstandings about flights.

Don’t worry about needing to be well-rested for meetings here – on our server, the only meetings you’ll have are with fellow players to plan your next epic build or raid on a dungeon! Say goodbye to arguments over separate hotel rooms and hello to a world where the only thing you need to focus on is having fun.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave the real world behind for a while. Who needs a vacation when you can have endless adventures in our blocky paradise? You won’t find any angry spouses here, just pure gaming bliss!

CraftyBridesmaidDrama

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	8742
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Holy Grails Found:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10

Are you tired of boring weddings where you’re not even invited to be a bridesmaid? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, everyone is a bridesmaid! That’s right, you’ll be walking down the pixelated aisle in style, surrounded by all your blocky friends.

Join our server and experience the drama of choosing your maid of honor, dealing with last-minute wedding planning, and feeling crushed when you’re not chosen as a bridesmaid. Who needs real-life weddings when you can have all the fun and excitement in the virtual world of Minecraft?

So come on down to our server and say “I do” to the craziest wedding experience of your life. Who needs a real wedding when you can have a Minecraft wedding with all your blocky buddies?

SexyCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	9021
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Mines Excavated:	1244
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Alien Abductions:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Void Armor Forged:	10	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Are you ready to hear the sexiest thing ever? Join our Minecraft server and hear our villagers whisper sweet nothings in your ear as you mine for diamonds. They’ll tell you how your pickaxe is the most attractive tool they’ve ever seen and how your crafting skills make them weak in the knees. Trust us, you’ve never experienced romance like this before in a virtual world. So come join us and let the love (and creepers) explode!

ObscureCraft: Fact Me Up

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	2662
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Divine Spears Created:	14
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11

Do you know that on our Minecraft server, if you find a rare pink sheep, it will grant you three wishes? Yes, you heard it right! Not only that, but our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. And if you manage to defeat the Ender Dragon with a wooden sword, you’ll be crowned the ruler of the server for a day! So come join us and discover all the wacky and wonderful secrets our server has to offer!