pure garbage Minecraft Servers

pure garbage Minecraft Servers

  • Twitter Whiners Minecraft Server

    Twitter Whiners Minecraft Server
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    Players: 108/900 Votes: 3001
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 11 Epic Shields Constructed: 16
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Void Armor Forged: 16
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Mimic Chests Discovered: 3
    Divine Scrolls Written: 10 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 13
    Talking Trees Consulted: 1 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1

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    Are you tired of playing on servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Look no further, because our server is so insanely awesome that even the poor devs who wasted 8 years and $100m+ creating garbage games would be jealous! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground lair where you can battle evil chickens. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else – mainly because we bribed the Ender Dragon to guard our IP address. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the craziness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MineCraze Server: “The Main Problem”

    MineCraze Server: “The Main Problem”
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    Players: 90/500 Votes: 7207
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dimension Hops: 9 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
    Crops Grown: 6741 Crystal Caves Mapped: 6
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3 Underground Cities Explored: 4
    Talking Trees Consulted: 1 Secret Guilds Joined: 1
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 3 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 14 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where the developer has the Midas touch and can do no wrong… until now! Witness the chaos as our almost perfect developer faces challenges that will make you question everything you thought you knew about gaming.

    But fear not, because on our server, we embrace the uncomfortable truth that even the best developers can make mistakes. Join us as we navigate through the endless ocean of garbage in the video game industry, where our server shines like a diamond in the rough.

    So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you witness the epic saga of a developer’s fall from grace, all while enjoying the wacky and wild world of Minecraft? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and be a part of the madness!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Tokyo Melanin Minecraft Server

    Tokyo Melanin Minecraft Server
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    Players: 107/500 Votes: 1819
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Secret Passages Found: 8 New Chunks Explored: 629504
    Potions Brewed: 190 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Holy Grails Found: 5 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10
    Mines Excavated: 3772 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 9
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Undead Armies Raised: 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Haunted Forests Traversed: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of wandering the streets of Tokyo as an African American, feeling like a fish out of water? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can be anything you want – even a purple unicorn riding a flying pig! Say goodbye to awkward stares and hello to a world where the only limit is your imagination. Join us now and let your wildest dreams run wild – because who wouldn’t want to be a ninja turtle battling evil robots in a pixelated world? Let’s make Tokyo look boring in comparison!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • HelluvaCraft Minecraft Server

    HelluvaCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 94/400 Votes: 4713
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 35
    Holy Grails Found: 4 Spectral Entities Defeated: 3
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Celestial Beings Befriended: 3
    Epic Battles Fought: 8 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 37
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 19
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Ether Blades Crafted: 5 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can unleash your inner demon and run your own small assassin business! Join us as we follow Charlie, the princess of Hell, on her quest to rehabilitate demons and reduce overpopulation by opening a hotel that will send guests straight to Heaven.

    But wait, there’s more! Team up with Blitzo, Moxxie, Millie, and Loona as they attempt to survive each other while running a startup in Hell. Will you be the next demon to join their crazy crew?

    Download our pilot episodes for a taste of the madness, or dive into our playlist for even more chaotic adventures. And don’t forget to check out our creator’s YouTube channel for behind-the-scenes shenanigans.

    Join our Discord for even more devilish fun, or browse our booru for some spicy fan art. And if you’re feeling creative, why not contribute to our collection of fics? The possibilities are endless in our hellish Minecraft world!

    So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just find yourself checking out into Heaven sooner than you think!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CarShowDadDrama

    CarShowDadDrama
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    Players: 100/1000 Votes: 2661
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 5 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 0
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Soul Contracts Signed: 3
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 14 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3
    Soul Swords Wielded: 5 Magic Items Found: 8120
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with family drama and just want to escape to a world where you can build, mine, and explore to your heart’s content? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server!

    Join us and leave all the Father’s Day car show drama behind. No more guilt trips from your bio father or step family – just pure, unadulterated fun in the virtual world. Build a car show of your own, or better yet, build a whole city dedicated to celebrating your independence from family obligations.

    Plus, on our server, you can create your own rules and boundaries. Want to ban all family members from entering your virtual realm? Go for it! Want to build a giant statue of yourself flipping off your dad’s car show? The possibilities are endless.

    So come join us on our Minecraft server, where family drama is a thing of the past and the only limit is your imagination. Trust us, it’s way more fun than arguing with your grandfather about attending a car show.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MoodBoost Minecraft Server

    MoodBoost Minecraft Server
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    Players: 96/600 Votes: 3117
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 20 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 17 Royal Courts Attended: 4
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6
    Battle Standards Raised: 6 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 12
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 6 Phantom Knights Defeated: 4
    Magic Items Found: 3244 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Void Armor Forged: 18 Shadow Figures Spotted: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate mood booster! Join us and you’ll be grooving to the beat of the happiest song in the world – the Chicken Dance! That’s right, every time you log on, you’ll be greeted with a chorus of clucking chickens doing the cha-cha slide. And if that’s not enough to put a smile on your face, just wait until you see our disco-themed spawn area complete with a dance floor made entirely out of diamond blocks. So come on down to our server and get ready to boogie your way to victory!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SuperCraftyFunLand

    SuperCraftyFunLand
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    Players: 105/900 Votes: 1966
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Wilderness Tamed: 8
    Crystal Wands Charged: 11 Rune Stones Activated: 8
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Phantom Knights Defeated: 7
    Eternal Flames Captured: 3 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6
    Gnome Villages Protected: 6 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2
    Gods Slained: 1 Undead Armies Raised: 3
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    If you could have any superpower for a day, why not join our Minecraft server where you can actually have ALL the superpowers?! Want to fly like Superman? Done. Want to shoot lasers from your eyes like Cyclops? Easy peasy. Want to turn invisible and prank your friends? We got you covered. Join us and become the ultimate superhero in the Minecraft universe! Who needs one superpower for a day when you can have them all for as long as you want on our server? Fly in and save the day, or just mess around and have a blast – the choice is yours!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • UyghurLaborFree Minecraft Server

    UyghurLaborFree Minecraft Server
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    Players: 105/100 Votes: 9862
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Void Gems Collected: 28
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Epic Shields Constructed: 40
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Mystic Runes Engraved: 4
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 11 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
    Magic Items Found: 3348 Wilderness Tamed: 7
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8 Powerful Allies Recruited: 3
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, this server is like, so cool man. you gotta join cuz like, we got this crazy story about how we had to ban all imports from china cuz they were using Uyghur labor or something. like, who even knows what that means, but it’s like, a big deal man.

    anyways, join our server cuz we got the best footwear, seafood, and aluminum firms around. like, you won’t find better stuff anywhere else, trust me. plus, we got like, the craziest builds and the most epic adventures waiting for you.

    so come on, join our server and be a part of this wild journey. who knows what kind of crazy stuff will happen next. you won’t regret it, i promise.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • HamasCraft – No Expulsions, Just Explosions!

    HamasCraft – No Expulsions, Just Explosions!
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    Players: 104/700 Votes: 4345
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Phantom Rings Equipped: 11
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Divine Scrolls Written: 25
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    New Chunks Explored: 972155 Meteorites Collected: 2
    Underground Cities Explored: 5 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5
    Mines Excavated: 4758 Mythical Quests Completed: 47

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol so this server is like the qatar of minecraft servers, except instead of threatening people we just want to have a good time and build cool stuff. like, if you join this server, you’ll be treated like royalty and have all your assets frozen… in diamonds! and if you misbehave, we’ll arrest you and throw you in the minecraft jail, where you’ll have to mine for your freedom. but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun and you’ll have a blast playing on this server. so come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • NeuroCraft: The Electrician’s Server

    NeuroCraft: The Electrician’s Server
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    Players: 92/400 Votes: 9486
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 9
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4 Vanishing Items Found: 4
    Undead Armies Raised: 0 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 147
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 14 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Animals Bred: 81

    New Minecraft Servers

    u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server? well lemme tell u, it’s like a unicorn threw up rainbows all over the place! we got pigs that can fly, chickens that dance the cha cha, and creepers that tell knock knock jokes!

    if u join our server, u will be blessed by the minecraft gods with diamond armor that makes u invincible! u can ride on a dragon and breathe fire on all the noobs who try to mess with u.

    we have a secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. they will trade u emeralds for your soul… just kidding, they want cookies.

    oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit and a water slide that leads to a treasure chest full of enchanted weapons? yeah, we’re kinda a big deal.

    so what are u waiting for? come join our server and experience the most epic, ridiculous, and downright bonkers minecraft adventure of your life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PromethiumCraft

    PromethiumCraft
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    Players: 108/200 Votes: 3838
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 16 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 28 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Gnome Villages Protected: 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8 Void Armor Forged: 11
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 4 Invisible Pathways Walked: 4
    Magic Crystals Found: 11 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 22

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, u know how chemists r always mixin stuff together and tryna make new things? well, guess what, they finally did it! they made this compound with this super mysterious element called promethium. and u know what? they decided to share it with the world on this minecraft server!

    if u join this server, u can be one of the first to explore the wonders of promethium and see what crazy things u can create with it. maybe u can make a promethium sword that shoots lasers or a promethium potion that gives u super speed. the possibilities are endless!

    but that’s not all, oh no. on this server, there are also secret dungeons filled with rare treasures and dangerous mobs. u can team up with other players to take on these challenges and become the ultimate promethium warrior.

    so, what r u waiting for? join this minecraft server now and embark on the most epic adventure of ur life. who knows, maybe u’ll even discover the secret of promethium and become a legend in the minecraft world.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Janitor’s Closet SMP: Where cleaning up griefers is just part of the job!

    Janitor’s Closet SMP: Where cleaning up griefers is just part of the job!
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    Players: 95/800 Votes: 3345
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Holy Grails Found: 5 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 3 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 4 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 11 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Epic Weapons Forged: 6
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5 Love Letters Sent: 9
    Runes Activated: 4 Enchanted Armories Found: 6

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    Welcome to the Janitor’s Closet!

    We are a worldbuilding/roleplay based SMP! we want to give players a fun atmosphere where you can make your own culture, nation, story, and impact!

    We don’t necessarily follow a build theme, places can be of whatever era, genre, or style in their builds! We like it that way to be unique, as well as encouraging all sorts of story-building and roleplay!

    While we think it’s awesome that people can make their own religions and cultures and stuff, don’t forget that there’s always someone you can join!

    Lastly, we like to hold fun events! These events vary from being lore-related to in-game fun, and you can also host these events once you have an idea and all!

    Discord Info:

    Joining our Discord is required, everyone who joins does have to fill out a quick app after reading the rules, this is so that we filter out any bad folks and goons.

    Joining the discord is also just nice, we have a nice community where people organize their lore and events, and it’s where all info and people are located!

    Our Plugins:

    Plugin
    Dynmap
    SimpleVC
    SetHome
    Deadchest
    CombatLog
    Brewery
    And others!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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