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Purchasing Decisions

  • Green Consumption Society

    Green Consumption Society

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where your social status shapes your green consumption in an s-shaped pattern! at lower levels, you’ll be gradually consuming green stuff like a pro. but once you hit that middle range, BAM! you’ll be gobbling up all the green things like there’s no tomorrow. and if you reach the tippy top of social status, you’ll be chillin’ with your green consumption, like “nah, i’m good.” it’s a wild ride of green madness and social hierarchy, so come join us for a wacky time!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Crafty Clash: Minecraft Server

    Crafty Clash: Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

    Join us if you want to ride around in a Mahinda Pikup, Suzuki Stockman, or even a Daihatsu (if they ever become available in Minecraft, that is). We don’t mess with those Chinese cars, they’re like creepers – they’ll blow up in your face!

    Our server is so crazy, we once had a player build a rollercoaster that went straight into the Nether! And don’t even get us started on the time someone tried to tame a dragon with a diamond pickaxe. Let’s just say it didn’t end well.

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable as a creeper explosion, come join us! Just remember, pic unrelated – unless you want to bring your own wild ride to the party!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Ad Blocker’s Paradise

    Ad Blocker’s Paradise

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A WILD RIDE ON A MINECRAFT ROLLER COASTER! JOIN US IF YOU WANNA FIGHT OFF ZOMBIES WITH A CARROT OR RIDE A LLAMA INTO BATTLE! OUR PLAYERS ARE SO EPIC, THEY ONCE BUILT A CASTLE MADE ENTIRELY OF DIAMOND BLOCKS JUST FOR FUN! PLUS, WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH TREASURE AND CREEPERS WEARING TOP HATS! YOU’LL LAUGH, YOU’LL CRY, YOU’LL WONDER WHY YOU DIDN’T JOIN SOONER! JOIN NOW OR MISS OUT ON THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • NoBuyNoCry Minecraft SMP

    NoBuyNoCry Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is there are no rules!

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying unicorns. Or how about the time we had a massive chicken race where the winner got a stack of enchanted golden apples? And don’t even get me started on the time we built a giant roller coaster that goes through the Nether!

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will have you laughing until your sides hurt, then come join us! Who needs diamonds when you can have flying unicorns and chicken races, am I right?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • ChunkyCheeseCraft

    ChunkyCheeseCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where weighing yourself after every meal is not a requirement! Join us for a world of blocky fun and adventure, where your weight is measured in diamonds and emeralds, not pounds.

    On our server, you can build towering castles, explore vast caves, and battle fierce mobs without anyone judging you based on your weight. And if anyone dares to bring up your weight, just tell them that in a few years, their weight will double yours and they’ll be the ones crying and screaming!

    Join us on this epic Minecraft server where the only weight that matters is the weight of your inventory full of rare loot. Leave the real-life drama behind and immerse yourself in a world where the only tears shed are tears of joy from epic builds and hilarious adventures. See you in the game, where weight is just a number and fun is limitless!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • RageCraft SMP: RoadkillOops

    RageCraft SMP: RoadkillOops

    New Minecraft Servers

    Have you ever been so mad at someone in traffic that you wished you could just blow up their car with TNT? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, you can actually do that! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and destruction as we navigate through the treacherous world of road rage-inspired mayhem. From setting up elaborate traps to sabotage your enemies to unleashing a horde of angry pigs on unsuspecting players, the possibilities are endless. So come join us and let out all your pent-up frustration in the most explosive way possible!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftyParentWisdom

    CraftyParentWisdom

    New Minecraft Servers

    Remember when your parents told you to stop playing Minecraft all day and go outside? Well, they were right…until now! Join our epic Minecraft server and never have to leave the comfort of your computer screen again!

    Our server is so addictive, even your parents will be begging you to come out of your room…just kidding, they’ll be too busy playing on our server themselves!

    We have insane builds, crazy mini-games, and even a secret underground lair where you can battle dragons and unicorns (yes, unicorns are real on our server).

    So say goodbye to the real world and hello to endless fun and adventure on our Minecraft server. Your parents may have been right about some things, but they were definitely wrong about this!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Tattooed Bumper Stickers Server

    Tattooed Bumper Stickers Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    yo, u gotta join dis minecraft server cuz we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the cha cha slide. our diamonds sparkle brighter than a disco ball at a rave and our creepers are trained to break dance before they explode.

    if u join, u might even stumble upon the legendary chicken that lays golden eggs or the elusive enderman that can do the macarena. our villagers throw the wildest parties and our nether is hotter than a jalapeno eating contest.

    so come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most absurd minecraft world you’ve ever seen. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, we have free cookies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BlockyVaxNation

    BlockyVaxNation

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we got more restrictions than a Karen at a PTA meeting! Our mask requirements are so strict, even the creepers gotta cover their faces! And don’t even get me started on our vaccine mandates, you gotta show proof of immunity just to enter the Nether!

    We shut down schools faster than you can say “homework,” but hey, it’s all for the greater good, right? Our server is so safe, you’ll probably live longer here than in the real world! Plus, we got so many crazy events and mini-games, you’ll never want to log off!

    So come on down to our server, where the only thing spreading faster than COVID-19 is the fun! Join now and see why our restrictions are the best thing since enchanted diamond swords!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftedChaos

    CraftedChaos

    New Minecraft Servers

    We are CraftedChaos. A new server dedicated to its users. We are mainly a Factions server but are adding Skyblock and Survival

    pulsara.alienhost.net:25576

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP