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Players: | 95/100 | Votes: | 7073 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 |
Vanishing Items Found: | 5 | Ores Mined: | 8264 |
Star Shards Collected: | 130 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 29 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 |
Just like the time my friend’s pet pig accidentally got drunk on fermented apples and started dancing on a tree! Don’t worry, no animals were harmed in the making of this hilarious story.
So come on over and join the fun, because on our server, the only bottles you’ll find are potions for brewing and enchanting. And remember, no drinking and crafting – unless it’s in-game, of course! So grab your pickaxe and let’s dig into some epic Minecraft madness together!