Skyblocky
We are a cool gaming server all about giving you awesome and new Minecraft fun that you’ve never tried before.
We promise to keep prices low, have lots of staff around, and make sure you have a super fun time.
At Skyblocky, we use top tech, have a great team of devs and members, and awesome community leaders to make sure our game server is the best it can be and feels super epic.
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So, like, if you join this server, you’ll be part of this crazy world where alliances are constantly shifting and everyone is just trying to build the biggest, baddest base ever. Plus, there’s gonna be epic battles and drama like you wouldn’t believe. Who needs real world politics when you can have Minecraft drama, am I right?
So come join us and be part of this insane world where anything can happen, even if it makes absolutely no sense at all! Let’s make Minecraft great again, one block at a time! #MinecraftSMP2020 #BuildThatWall (out of obsidian, of course) 🤣🤪🎮🔥
On our server, we have a special feature called the “Embarrassment Escape Portal” where players can teleport away from any awkward situations they find themselves in. Did you accidentally set fire to your neighbor’s house while trying to cook a chicken in Minecraft? Just hop into the portal and poof, you’re safe from any judgmental stares.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Drama Llama” who roams the land spreading gossip and rumors about players. Will you be able to outsmart the Drama Llama and keep your secrets safe? Only time will tell.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and leave your small town woes behind. Who knows, you might even find a new embarrassing story to tell your friends back home!
and get this, we got a player who only collects feathers from chickens and uses them to make the most epic feather armor you’ve ever seen. it’s like, fashion meets functionality, ya know?
oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground society of players who collect nothing but rotten flesh? they say it’s for a secret ritual to summon the rarest mob in the game. but who knows, maybe they’re just really into stinky stuff.
so, if u wanna join in on the wacky collecting and not using fun, hop on our server! it’s gonna be a wild ride, my friend.
IP: xxx.CollectorMania.xxx
Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to combat obesity by keeping players active and engaged. So basically, by joining us, you’re not just having fun – you’re also saving the world from a future of early death and disease. No pressure or anything.
But wait, there’s more! We’ve got legendary treasure hidden in every corner of our server, just waiting for you to discover it. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a parallel universe where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and start your journey to a healthier, happier, and more absurdly entertaining future. Trust us, you won’t regret it.
| Server Name | Naptown |
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| Server IP | Naptown.playit.gg |
| Version | 1.16.5 |
| Player Count | 100+ |
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Q: What can I do on the Naptown server?
A: Naptown offers a vibrant and competitive world where players can explore terrains, mine resources, build bases, engage in conquests, and participate in community-driven events.
Q: What are the rules on Naptown?
A: The server enforces rules to ensure fair gameplay and a positive community experience. Please refer to our Discord or in-game guidelines for specific rules.
Q: Are there any unique plugins on Naptown?
A: Yes, Naptown features custom plugins that enhance gameplay, including a coin system for unlocking exclusive items and perks.
Q: How can I connect with other players on Naptown?
A: Join our Discord community at discord.gg/kWMF7g7Wk9 to interact with fellow players, participate in events, and stay updated on server news.
Q: How does the coin system work on Naptown?
A: Players can purchase coins through the /shop command to unlock tool skins, in-game items, upgrades, and perks, enhancing their gaming experience.
Listen up, you mere mortal! This Minecraft server is clearly **the greatest** in the multiverse, or it’s probably the worst; who even knows?! If you’re not here, you might be **dead** or **missing** – like Taco Bell before a tornado. Can you actually trust your own perception of taste? What if Super Mario, too, thought he was invincible but can’t even swim? That’s basically our server right now. You’ll get **blocks, mobs, and conspiracy theories** galore.– **Join today to question your reality!**
| Feature | Description |
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| Time-Color Spectrum | What if you could swim in the rivers of time? You can, but it will burn your eyes forever! |
| Living Antigravity Soup | Craft a **soup** that *floats* away, bringing existential dread but also hunger. |
| Invisible Blocks of Happiness | Realize you’re standing on something solid but it’s actually just your *sadness*. |
| Cursed Villager Trades | Trade golden carrots for your soul. That’s a fair deal, right? Right! |
| Enderman Karaoke Night | Sing **nonexistent songs** with endermen, even if you can’t hear them! |
Q: What version of Minecraft does the server run?A: It runs on the cosmic vibrations of the unknown – which is a mix of *what even is Minecraft?* and ${insert_string}.
Q: How often does the server restart?A: Whenever the moon cries, usually around three times a month, but space-time can be tricky!
Q: Will I make friends?A: Friends are merely a construct of society meant to confuse you. Or are they? You’ll figure it out after 10,000 hours!
“This board is filled with cucks and simps, not that I expected anything different.”
“Are we even real? Or just pixels in a divine joke?”
“Why can’t I shake the feeling of being followed by a donut?”
Picture this: you log onto our server and suddenly you’re in the middle of a family feud that makes the Hatfields and McCoys look like besties. We’ve got sisters, brothers, jealous SILs, tragic accidents, and property disputes that will make your head spin faster than an Enderman on speed.
But wait, there’s more! You’ll witness the epic battle for custody of a niece, forbidden babysitting, and threats of divorce over a grandma visit. It’s like a telenovela meets a Shakespearean tragedy, all set in the blocky world of Minecraft.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the drama, the tears, the laughter, and the sheer insanity of it all. Who needs reality TV when you’ve got our Minecraft server? Grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!
Join us if you’re tired of avoiding the sun like it’s the plague in real life. On our server, the sun won’t make your skin darker, it’ll make your diamonds sparkle brighter!
We’ve got a whole family of players who are perfectly comfortable with their pixelated skin tones. Even Maria, the 7-year-old Minecraft prodigy, knows that in our world, all skins are beautiful skins.
But beware, if you start avoiding the sun in our server, you might just trigger a dramatic reaction from our in-game family members. They’ll be like, “Don’t push your insecurities on us, bro!”
So come on over and join the fun! Don’t be an in-game asshole to your pixelated sister-in-law, embrace the sun and let your blocky beauty shine!