Puppypurge MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

PuppyPurge Minecraft Server

bad behavior, Boundaries, bed mattress, dog owner, asking for money

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a strict no-pets-on-the-bed policy! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a wild story that will make you want to join us right away.

Picture this: a friend comes to visit for Christmas with her untrained dog. This dog is a menace, jumping on people, biting, and leaving hair everywhere. But that’s not even the worst part – the dog decides to turn the guest room into its personal bathroom, ruining the carpet, couch, and bed mattress with its pee. The smell is so bad, it’s like a stink bomb went off in there!

Now, our host tries to be nice and asks for help with replacing the ruined items, but the friend ghosts her instead. Can you believe it? So, our host decides to take matters into her own hands and asks for compensation for the damages. And what does the friend do? Calls her tacky and refuses to take responsibility for her dog’s actions.

So, if you want to join a server where pets are well-behaved and guests actually take responsibility for their furry friends, then come on over! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond in the rough among our crazy stories.

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PuppyPurge Minecraft Server

roommate, college town, Minecraft, Server, PuppyPurge

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only pets allowed are virtual ones! Why deal with the stress of real-life pet drama when you can join a server full of pixelated puppies and kitties instead?

Join us for a wild adventure where golden retriever puppies are certified to do backflips and unicorns roam the land. No need to worry about cleaning up after your roommate’s pet, because the only mess you’ll encounter here is the occasional creeper explosion.

So come on in and leave the real world behind – on our server, the only beef you’ll encounter is between players battling it out in epic PvP battles. Sign up now and let the virtual fun begin!

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FiredCraft Minecraft Server

job security concerns, employment statistics, Server, forum algorithms, Minecraft

Are you tired of getting fired or laid off in real life? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, the only thing getting fired is your arrow at a creeper! Join us and escape the real world massacre by building your dream virtual world where job security is never an issue. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to test the effects of unlimited diamond mining on the human brain. So join us now and become a diamond-rich genius!

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Silly Minecraft SMP Player

heritage, ethnicity confusion, multicultural, cultural heritage, smp

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a wild party in the Nether! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughs.

We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a pet creeper named Bob. Our community is so diverse, we have players from all over the Minecraft world, including villagers, pigmen, and even a couple of Endermen.

But the best part? We have a secret potion that turns you into a unicorn for 24 hours! Imagine prancing around the server with a rainbow mane and sparkly hooves. It’s a once-in-a-lifetime experience you won’t find anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and become part of the craziest Minecraft family on the block. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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Helene’s Crafty Catastrophe

hurricane warning, hurricane tracking, hurricane watch, tropical storm, Weather forecast

Yo, so like, this Minecraft server is like Hurricane Helene on steroids, bro. It’s so massive and crazy, even the forecasters are like, “Whoa, what is happening here?!” Join this server if you want to experience the wildest, most epic Minecraft adventures of your life. We got giant tornadoes made of diamonds, lava waterfalls that flow with chocolate milk, and a secret underground base where all the creepers throw dance parties. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this insane ride. So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s get weird!

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🌟 Join Tales of Panem – where you can fight mobs and players, just don’t starve to death! 🌟

Welcome to Tales of Panem Minecraft Server!
Experience the captivating world of Panem from the Hunger Games saga in this exciting Minecraft server. Join tributes from different districts, form alliances, engage in battles, and craft legendary tales.

What Awaits You in Tales of Panem?

🏙️ Themed Districts: Each district offers unique wonders and challenges to explore.

💬 Engaging Discussions: Connect with fellow tributes, strategize, and share your experiences.

🔥 Epic Events: Take part in exciting events that test your skills and loyalty. Choose to pledge loyalty to the Capitol as a Loyalist or fight for freedom with the Rebels.

Join Now and Embark on the Adventure!

Join the Tales of Panem Discord today and get ready to experience the adventure of a lifetime. May the odds be ever in your favour as you step into the captivating world of Panem!

Join Now: https://discord.gg/Mmw3yxJysF

FAQ

Q: When does the Minecraft Server open?

A: The Minecraft Server opens on the 5th of October.

Q: What can I expect in Tales of Panem?

A: Themed districts to explore, engaging discussions with other players, epic events to test your skills, and the choice to pledge loyalty to the Capitol or fight with the Rebels.

Q: How can I join the Tales of Panem Discord server?

A: You can join the server by clicking on the following link: https://discord.gg/Mmw3yxJysF

Q: Is there a specific storyline in Tales of Panem?

A: The server is inspired by the Hunger Games saga, but the storyline and events will be shaped by the actions and decisions of the players.

Pixel Pouch Minecraft Server

Izuna, Reijo, Torment, Circles, Kisaki

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and events? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and outrageous stories.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a giant Perorodzilla appears out of nowhere! It’s up to you and your fellow players to defeat this monstrous creature in the Total Assault event. But beware, Perorodzilla is no ordinary foe – he’s armed with insane and tormenting attacks that will test your skills to the limit!

And that’s not all – our server also features the Limit Break Assault event where you’ll face off against the Fury of Set, a powerful boss with special armor that can only be taken down by the bravest and most skilled players. Plus, we have 2x bounties, account XP, commissions, and lessons to help you level up faster and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most exciting Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you next?

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Indie Wants To Leave Minecraft SMP

success, Departure, smp, Passion, talent management

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules? Do you want to join a server where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

We have a player who left Hololive because she was tired of being a cute virtual idol and wanted to become a hardcore Minecraft player. She’s now on our server, wreaking havoc and causing mayhem wherever she goes. Join her on her quest for domination and see if you can keep up with her wild antics!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of players who have built an entire city beneath the surface of the Minecraft world. They hold secret meetings, plan elaborate pranks, and have even been known to start full-scale wars with other factions on the server.

If you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our SMP today and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy, unpredictable world. Just be prepared for anything – because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

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C-SectionCraft: Baby Chaos Edition

immediate family, Chaos, 2.5 yr old, Edition, husband

Are you tired of being left alone to deal with the chaos of everyday life while your partner jets off to exotic destinations for weddings and conferences? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your dream world and escape the drama of real life. Who needs a partner when you have a virtual world to explore with new friends by your side?

Forget about being abandoned after major surgeries and dealing with sleepless nights – on our server, the only thing you’ll be losing sleep over is trying to defeat the Ender Dragon!

So come on, join us and leave all your worries behind. Who needs a husband when you have a Minecraft server to keep you company?

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EcoQuest Minecraft Server

knowledge, High schoolers, Game, education, generation

yo, u gotta join dis minecraft server cuz we make learnin bout climate change FUN! like, we got virtual field trips to the arctic where u gotta save the polar bears by buildin them igloos outta ice blocks. and if u don’t save em in time, u gotta face the wrath of the polar bear king who will challenge u to a dance off. trust me, u don’t wanna lose to a polar bear in a dance battle. so come join us and save the planet, one block at a time!

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