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PuppyParvoPanic Minecraft Server

abandoned puppy, animal rescue, disease prevention, dog health, Minecraft, parvo, pet adoption, pet anxiety, pet behavior, pet care, pet diseases, pet exposure, pet guilt, pet ownership, pet responsibility, pet socialization, pet vaccines, pet wellness, PuppyParvoPanic, Server, unvaccinated dog, vaccination, veterinary care

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	5446
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Chimeras Created:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a soap opera! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists, just like the time we adopted a puppy during a hurricane only to find out she had Parvo. But wait, it gets crazier – turns out, the brother of our server owner never vaccinated his dog and blamed us for the whole mess! Can you believe it?

But fear not, because on our server, you’ll find a community of players who always have each other’s backs, even in the most absurd situations. So come on in and experience the wildest adventures, the most outrageous stories, and the most unexpected friendships. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Join now and let the chaos begin!

Boring SMP: Just like watching paint dry, but with extra steps

Boring, Community, crafting tweaks, Diamond Economy, Discord, DRY, Economy, Entities, Events, EXTRA, Features, Join, multiplayer, multiplayer server, paint, Safe, Server, smp, steps, Survival, survival server, Teleport, Tweaks, vanilla tweaks, warp stones, Watching

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	2097
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Ores Mined:	3050
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49
Chimeras Created:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10

<a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/servers/bronymate/">Minecraft Server</a> Overview

Minecraft Server Overview

Features
Land claiming to keep your house safe
Shops powered by a diamond economy
Regular events for the community
Warp stones so you can always teleport back home
Bucketable entities to save you pain
Many crafting tweaks to make it enjoyable

So come join us at boringsmp.1e99.eu (Discord).

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I claim land to protect my builds?	Yes, we have a land claiming system in place.
How does the diamond economy work?	Players can trade with diamonds as the currency in our server shops.
Are there regular events on the server?	Yes, we host events for the community to participate in.
Can I teleport back home easily?	Yes, we have warp stones that allow you to teleport back home.
What are bucketable entities?	Entities that can be picked up with buckets to make gameplay easier.
What crafting tweaks are available?	We have implemented various crafting tweaks to enhance the gameplay experience.

Slutty Blocks Minecraft Server

Behavior, blocks, comparison, Differences, double standards, empowerment, Individuality, judgment, Labels, Minecraft, normal, normal mode, personal choice, Self-expression, Server, sexual expression, Sexuality, slut, Slut mode, slutty, societal expectations, societal norms, stigmas

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	3674
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Elemental Crystals Collected:	73
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Votes:	4461
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Zombie Dances:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	9

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because we have Normal mode vs Slut mode! In Normal mode, you can build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and fight off creepers like a true warrior. But if you’re feeling a little frisky, switch over to Slut mode where anything goes! Want to build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a tutu? Go for it! Want to ride a pig into battle wearing nothing but a banana hammock? Why not! The possibilities are endless on our server. Join now for a wild and wacky adventure that you’ll never forget!

He’s Right You Know Minecraft SMP

#endorsement, 145765973, acknowledgment, acquiescence, affirmation, agree, Approval, assent, Certainty, concede, confirmation, Correct, he’s right, Hes, Minecraft, smp, Support, True, validation

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	3601
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wildest, and most chaotic server out there!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build houses out of diamond blocks, and fight off hordes of zombie chickens. We have a secret underground base filled with treasure, but watch out for the lava moat surrounding it – one wrong step and you’ll be toast!

Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who loves to challenge players to epic dance-offs. If you can out-dance the dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a magical unicorn mount that shoots rainbows out of its horn.

So come join us on our insane Minecraft SMP and experience a whole new level of wackiness and fun!

HangryCraft

Argument, Boyfriend, CAR, cavities, dentist visit, doctor’s visit, Eating, Food, HangryCraft, Hungry, McDonalds, meal choice, outside, panera, smoothie, stitches, teeth cleaning, Waiting, wisdom teeth

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	9427
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Crops Grown:	9106	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	38

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride like no other! Just like getting your wisdom teeth pulled, our server will leave you in stitches…of laughter!

Imagine a world where you can’t eat for hours, just like waiting for your boyfriend to finish his dental visit. But don’t worry, we won’t leave you hungry like he did – we’ve got all the virtual food you could ever want!

And just like the dentist giving you dirty looks, our server will keep you on your toes with unexpected surprises around every corner. So come join us and feast on the fun – just make sure your boyfriend doesn’t get mad at you for having too much fun without him!

SweetTeachMC SMP

appreciation, Caring, education, encouragement, Gesture, Gratitude, heartening, Heartwarming, Impact, Inspirational, Kindness, memorable, Mentorship, positive influence, Role Model, smp, Support, sweetest thing, SweetTeachMC, Teacher, touching, Uplifting

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	239
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Potions Brewed:	56
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Crops Grown:	9073	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to witness a llama riding a pig into battle against a horde of angry creepers. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face around here!

But that’s not all – our teachers are not your average Minecraft players. They will literally build you a golden throne made out of enchanted diamond blocks if you answer their riddles correctly. And don’t even get us started on the time they organized a massive fireworks show to celebrate someone finding a rare pink sheep!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until your sides hurt, then come join us! Just be prepared for anything because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

ZHumorCraft

comedy trends, funny memes, gen z humor, generation z, humor analysis, humor critique, humor evolution, humor generation., humor preferences, humor psychology, humor research, humor styles, humor trends, internet humor, Meme culture, millennial humor, social media humor, TikTok jokes, viral jokes, youth humor, ZHumorCraft

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	6859
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Potions Brewed:	145
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Ores Mined:	4907
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	50	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your Gen Z humor needs! Join us for a wild ride filled with memes, jokes, and shenanigans that will have you ROFLing in your virtual seat.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon our server and were greeted by a giant dancing llama wearing sunglasses. Yes, you read that right. This llama led them on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted pizza, which was guarded by a pack of evil chickens. After a fierce battle and some questionable dance moves, the players emerged victorious and were rewarded with endless pizza parties for eternity.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Troll Bridge,” where players must answer riddles from a mischievous troll in order to pass. Fail to answer correctly, and you’ll be forced to wear a chicken suit for the rest of your virtual life. Trust us, you don’t want to be caught strutting around in a chicken suit.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what crazy adventures and laughs await you in this wacky world of Gen Z humor!

CraftyWarfareMC

Advancing, air strike, aircraft, British, CraftyWarfareMC, cruise missiles, defense systems, eastern europe, Fire, French, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, key city, military conflict, military intervention, military technology, missile defense, Russian troops, UKRAINIAN, world news

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	1159
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	60
Alien Abductions:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian aircrafts are firing british-french cruise missiles at russian troops in a wild battle for a key city! it’s like a real life war zone but in minecraft! join now to witness the chaos and destruction unfold before your very eyes! build your own bunker and defend against the missile strikes or join the russian troops and try to take over the city! anything can happen in this crazy server, so come join the madness today!

ANARCHY 😈 PECHKO PECHKO 😈 WITHOUT WIPE Minecraft server

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	8275
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	53	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Animals Bred:	53
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Pros

no rules, no admins, you can do whatever your heart desires

Cons

they are not there

135.181.237.62:25914

Epic Nazi Art Minecraft Server

art, controversial, Dictatorship, Epic, fascism, German history, hate, Hate Speech, Historical revisionism, History, Holocaust, Minecraft, nazi, Nazis, political extremism, Propaganda, Server, swastika, Symbolism, third reich, totalitarianism, War Crimes, world war II

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	6772
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Magical Moments Shared:	29
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4

Are you a fan of epic art but also hate nazis? Well, have we got the perfect Minecraft server for you! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated masterpieces inspired by the most unlikely source – the nazis! Our server is filled with stunning builds that will make you question everything you thought you knew about art and history. Plus, rumor has it that hidden deep within our world is the lost treasure of Hitler himself. Will you be the one to uncover it and become the richest player on the server? Join now and experience the craziest art adventure of your life!

The Matchy: Liver Pool vs Palace Minecraft SMP

allison, Andersen, crystal palace, Diaz, EZE, Gravenberch, Guehi, Henderson, Hughes, Kamada, Konate, liver, Liverpool, mac allister, match, Matchy, Mateta, Minecraft, Mitchell, Munoz, Nunez, Palace, Pool, Richards, robertson, Salah, smp, Szoboszlai, trent, virgil, Wharton

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	6771
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, look no further because our server is filled with the most epic and hilarious players you’ll ever meet!

Join us and team up with the matchy lads, Allison, Trent, Konate, Virgil, Robertson, Mac Allister, Gravenberch, Szoboszlai, Salah, Nunez, and Diaz as they take on the Crystal Palace XI in an epic battle for supremacy!

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and wacky quests that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. From hunting down rare mobs to building the most ridiculous structures, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and become part of the most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Trust us, you won’t regret it.