LOL come join dis epic Minecraft server where we do not only build stuff but also analyze methylation platforms for signatures of biological aging in domestic dogs! 🐶🔬
We found out dat dogs age differently depending on how many creepers dey fight in Minecraft! 😂🐕 And if dey eat too many pork chops, dey age even faster! 🍖⏳
So come join us and help us uncover all da crazy confounding factors dat affect doggy aging in dis wacky Minecraft world! 🤪🌍
Plus, we have a secret lab where we are trying to create a potion dat makes dogs immortal! 🧪🐾 So if you wanna be part of dis wild experiment, join our server now! 🚀🐶
Remember, on dis server, anything is possible, even reversing da aging process for our furry friends! 🐾⏳✨