Our server offers a safe haven for those looking to build and explore without any unwanted family members moving in unexpectedly. No need to worry about sharing your resources or dealing with family drama here!
Join now and experience the freedom of creating your own world without any pesky siblings trying to mooch off your hard work. Plus, who knows, you might even find some new friends to help you move out in a hurry if needed!
Join our server and you’ll learn valuable skills like how to outsmart a creeper, how to negotiate with a villager for the best trades, and how to build a secret underground base to hide from the pesky griefers.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a penchant for throwing epic dance parties in the End dimension. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a dragon breakdancing to the beat of a jukebox.
So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP today and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, if you’re not careful around those TNT traps).
1. Our server has a secret underground city filled with talking cows who only speak in Shakespearean English. Trust us, you’ve never experienced roleplay like this before.
2. We have a custom-built maze that changes every hour, and the only way to escape is by solving riddles written in ancient Egyptian hieroglyphics. Good luck!
3. Our PvP arena is located on a floating island that is constantly being bombarded by flaming meteors. It’s like a game of dodgeball, but with actual fireballs.
4. Want to tame a pet dragon? Well, on our server, you have to first defeat a giant chicken boss who guards the dragon eggs. And yes, the chicken boss wears a top hat.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity and test your skills in the most absurd ways possible, then join us now! Just be prepared for the unexpected, the ridiculous, and the downright hilarious.
we have crazy builds like the eiffel tower made entirely out of diamond blocks and a secret underground bunker where you can hide from creepers.
plus, every player gets a pet baguette that follows you around and gives you extra french powers. oui oui, mon ami!
so come join us for a baguette-filled adventure on the most epic minecraft server in the world! vive la france!