punsintended – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

SharkCraft Minecraft Server

BLAHAJ, Blåhaj lord, Blåhaj thread, Blåhaj worship, ikea, IKEA savior, IKEA shark, IKEA thread, Lord, lord and savior, Minecraft, PRETEND, pretend worship, SAVIOR, savior thread, Server, shark, Shark worship, SharkCraft, Thread, Worship, worship thread

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because on our server, Blåhaj is our lord and savior! That’s right, our beloved IKEA shark plushie is the one true ruler of our pixelated world.

Join us for epic quests where you must appease Blåhaj by offering him Swedish meatballs and lingonberry sauce. Engage in fierce battles against evil mobs who dare to disrespect our aquatic deity. And don’t forget to build your own shrine to Blåhaj, complete with a sacrificial altar made of birch wood.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of pufferfish players who are plotting to overthrow Blåhaj and take control of the server. Will you join forces with them or stay loyal to our fluffy overlord?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and bow down to the almighty Blåhaj!

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SpeechlessCraft Minecraft Server

Challenging, Contemplative, deep, deep questions, Enigmatic, Existential, Introspective, Mind Blowing, mind-boggling, mind-boggling questions, Minecraft, perplexing, perplexing inquiries, Philosophical, philosophical questions, Profound, puzzling, reflective, Server, SPEECHLESS.., SpeechlessCraft, Thought-provoking, thought-provoking questions

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sleeping cat? Well, look no further because our server will leave you speechless with its epicness! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a dancing Enderman! Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

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DetachedCraft

coping mechanisms, DetachedCraft, Detachment, detachment from negative influences, detachment from toxic relationships, emotional boundaries, emotional well being, healing, letting go, mental health, mindfulness, moving on, personal growth, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-care, setting boundaries

Are you tired of dealing with annoying villagers in Minecraft? Do you just want to detach yourself from all the drama and chaos? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and escape to a world where you can build your own secluded island and never have to interact with another player again. Say goodbye to pesky neighbors and hello to ultimate solitude! Join now and detach yourself from all the Minecraft madness!

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TerrorCraft: 6 Years of Drama

6 years, Director, Drama, justifying terrorism, playwright, russia, sentences, TerrorCraft, Years

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just minding your own business, building your epic castle in Minecraft, when suddenly, BAM! You get hit with a Russia-style sentence for ‘justifying terrorism’! Like, what even is that, bro?

But fear not, my fellow block builders, because on our server, you can do whatever the heck you want without fear of getting locked up for six years! Want to build a giant TNT cannon that shoots you straight into the sky? Go for it! Want to create a rollercoaster that flings you into a pit of lava? Knock yourself out!

Join us on this wild ride of chaos and creativity, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just don’t tell the Russian government about us, okay? 😉

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PainNoteCraft: More deadly than DeathCraft!

Anime, consequences, crime, Dangerous, deadly, death note, DeathCraft, Kira, L. Lawliet, light yagami, Misa Amane, morality, murder, notebook, Obsession, Pain note, PainNoteCraft, power, Psychological, ryuk, shinigami, Supernatural, Thriller

so, like, u know that death note thing where u write someone’s name and they die? well, on our server, PAIN note is even more dangerous! u write someone’s name and they get hit with a million anvils or something. it’s cray cray! join our server for a chance to use the PAIN note and wreak havoc on ur enemies. plus, we have a secret underground lair filled with diamond blocks and rare mobs. u gotta join to find it! and did i mention our pet creeper army? they’re super cute and explode on command. join now for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem!

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MangaMystery Minecraft Server

Character development, criticism, dad, deku, Disappointment, ending, Explanation, fan theories, Frustration, Horikoshi, Manga, Manga fandom, MangaMystery, Minecraft, series finale, Server, speculation, storytelling, unanswered plot points, unanswered questions, unresolved character arcs, unresolved mysteries, unresolved plot lines

Are you tired of unanswered questions in your favorite manga? Well, join our Minecraft server and we promise to give you all the answers you never knew you needed! We have secret quests that will reveal the truth about Deku’s dad and why he mysteriously disappeared. Horikoshi may be a “fucking retard” but we’ve got your back with all the insane stories and outrageous reasons to join our server. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!

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AngryCraft Minecraft Server

american culture, anger, AngryCraft, bitterness, cope, double standards, ENTITLEMENT, feminism, gender dynamics, Incels, Insecurity, manosphere, mgtow, Minecraft, Misogyny, PASSPORT BROS, patriarchy, relationships, Server, societal expectations, Stereotypes, toxic masculinity, white american men

Are you tired of dealing with angry, bitter white American men in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and build your own world free from toxic masculinity! Our server is filled with magical creatures and endless adventures, perfect for anyone looking to escape the woes of the real world. Plus, our white American women players are the friendliest and most supportive around – no MGTOW or incels here! So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, friendship, and maybe even a little bit of romance (in-game, of course)!

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CraftyLiar Minecraft Server

BETRAYAL, chronic lying, compulsive lying, CraftyLiar, Deceit, Deception, dishonesty, double life, fabrications, fake persona, false promises, falsehoods, Gaslighting, hidden agendas, Liar, Manipulation, Minecraft, pathological liar, red flags, Server, toxic relationships, trust issues, untruthfulness

Have you ever played on a Minecraft server where everyone claimed to be the best builder, the richest player, or the most skilled PvPer? Well, that’s because they were all pathological liars! But fear not, for on our server, we embrace the art of storytelling and exaggeration. Join us and become the master of tall tales and outrageous claims! Who knows, you might even convince someone that you once built a castle out of diamond blocks in real life. So come on in and let your imagination run wild – just don’t believe everything you hear!

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Hide N Seek for Cash

000, Cash, Hide, Hide and Seek $10, Seek

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take hiding to a whole new level! Imagine this: you have one week to find the perfect hiding spot on our server, and if you can stay hidden for 24 hours without being found by anyone, you win a whopping $10,000,000 in game currency!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there are secret underground tunnels, hidden caves, and even a secret society of ninja players who will stop at nothing to find you. Will you outsmart them all and claim the prize?

Join our server now and test your hiding skills against the craziest players in the Minecraft world. Who knows, you might just become the ultimate hide-and-seek champion and walk away with enough virtual riches to make even the richest player jealous. So what are you waiting for? Hide, seek, and conquer on our server today!

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Pitfall Dehydration Server

abyss, bottomless pit, danger, death, dehydration, Despair, desperate situation, endless suffering, extreme circumstances, Falling, fatal fall, fear, hopeless, hopeless situation, inevitable fate, pitfall, prolonged agony, Server, Survival, Terrible, tragic, unimaginable horror

Yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join the most EPIC Minecraft server in the universe, then look no further! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who fell down a bottomless pit on our server. And guess what? They didn’t die from fall damage, oh no. They died of dehydration over the course of DAYS! Can you believe it? That’s the kind of crazy shenanigans you can expect on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, diamond ore that sings you lullabies as you mine it, and a secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to boogie down.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest, most absurd adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, who knows? It’s all part of the fun!

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