Cheesy Dads: The Minecraft SMP

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🌟🎮 Welcome, fellow block enthusiasts! You ready to join the most absolutely bonkers Minecraft SMP on the entire planet? Or should I say, the universe?? 🚀🌌

First off, did you know that last Tuesday, our server’s admin accidentally summoned a giant chicken that laid diamond eggs? 🐔💎 But that’s not even the craziest part! We built a rollercoaster that goes to the Nether and back on accident, and now we have ghost riders! SPOOKY! 👻🎢

Oh, and don’t even get me started on the great “Lost Sheep Conspiracy of 2022.” 🌈🐑 We lost a sheep and found a portal to another dimension where squids speak fluent English and jealously guard the secrets of the universe. Y’all wanna learn squid negotiatin’? You gotta join! Or maybe you wanna learn how to pet a phoenix? (Warning: They may light your house on fire! 🔥🏠)

💥 But WAIT, there’s more! The trade route from the village to Spawn? It’s a NO MASK REQUIRED ZONE because the villagers have been so friendly, they’ve all agreed to throw a dance party every Friday at sundown! 💃🕺 I mean, who wouldn’t want to jam with pixelated villagers who throw rare enchanted carrots as their version of rave glowsticks?

Just last week, we had an epic raid with an army of derpy llamas that somehow got tactical gear and took over the server’s throne room. So if you’ve got llama taming skills or just a desire to pet fuzzy chaos, this is YOUR place! 🦙⚔️

And listen, here’s the kicker: there are rumors that if you place a sign in the End dimension saying “I’m a happy camper,” a Dragon Reader will show up and drop 1,000 gold nuggets because it’s apparently good luck. 😂🍀 I tried it and all I got was an Enderman asking for my deepest secrets; weird flex, but okay!

Join us, and you can carve your own path, like that time I tried to build a cozy cottage and accidentally created a mud pit that turned into a Wacky Water Slide Resort! (It still hasn’t stop raining…HELP) 💦🏡

So come! Join the ultimate Minecraft adventure filled with chickens, llamas in combat gear, spontaneous dance parties, and more conspiracies than the internet can handle. Who needs normal when you can have 100% certified lunacy?! 😜🎉

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David’s Fluffy Cloud Kingdom – Come play and get lost in the clouds! Java & Bedrock supported, suitable for ages 13+

Creative Plot World, Fluffy, market, Gaming, Kingdom

DavidsCloud Minecraft Server

About Davidscloud Minecraft Server

About Davidscloud
Davidscloud is a long-standing gaming community that believes in creating a place for all gamers to get together and enjoy playing various games together without worry of pay-to-win spoiling the enjoyment. Our community is friendly and works together to achieve a place everyone can find something to enjoy. Our Minecraft server, specifically, has been around since 1.7.10 and plans on staying around for a long time to come.

About Davidscloud

Davidscloud is a long-standing gaming community that believes in creating a place for all gamers to get together and enjoy playing various games together without worry of pay-to-win spoiling the enjoyment. Our community is friendly and works together to achieve a place everyone can find something to enjoy. Our Minecraft server, specifically, has been around since 1.7.10 and plans on staying around for a long time to come.

Player Protection
Our Minecraft server has variety of features for our members to enjoy. Key to keeping your experience enjoyable is our grief prevention system and friendly admin team. Players start off with 2,000 blocks they can claim, and accrue 120 every hour of playtime. These claims cannot be destroyed or built upon by anyone other than the Owner of the claim, or Trusted players. Plus your pets are also protected in the same fashion! If for some reason there’s ever a problem, our Admin team will investigate and assist whenever necessary.

Player Protection

Our Minecraft server has variety of features for our members to enjoy. Key to keeping your experience enjoyable is our grief prevention system and friendly admin team. Players start off with 2,000 blocks they can claim, and accrue 120 every hour of playtime. These claims cannot be destroyed or built upon by anyone other than the Owner of the claim, or Trusted players. Plus your pets are also protected in the same fashion! If for some reason there’s ever a problem, our Admin team will investigate and assist whenever necessary.

Quality-of-Life
With us focusing on your security, you can focus on enjoying the features on our server that add to your survival chances should you choose to use them, completely free without pay-to-win! Such as our banking system that gives interest for every hour you play. This lets you save up some cash to spend at the Market set up at the Survival Spawn, where our new Merchants offer a small variety of goods, like fish, potions, wood, and other miscellaneous goodies you might be looking for.

Quality-of-Life

With us focusing on your security, you can focus on enjoying the features on our server that add to your survival chances should you choose to use them, completely free without pay-to-win! Such as our banking system that gives interest for every hour you play. This lets you save up some cash to spend at the Market set up at the Survival Spawn, where our new Merchants offer a small variety of goods, like fish, potions, wood, and other miscellaneous goodies you might be looking for.

Multiple Worlds
Bit bored traveling over the same old Minecraft landscape? Our server isn’t just the one traditional Survival world, it’s actually linked to another realm giving you more to explore! Find Zedmun at the Survival Spawn for the opportunity to be transported to our new Amplified World! Added in 1.18, it has all of the new caves and cliffs you could want with the added craziness of being amplified. Additionally, we’re working on adding an Event World and a Creative Plot World that would be accessed via our Hub so you will have even more places to enjoy. We would love to see you here when they launch!

Multiple Worlds

Bit bored traveling over the same old Minecraft landscape? Our server isn’t just the one traditional Survival world, it’s actually linked to another realm giving you more to explore! Find Zedmun at the Survival Spawn for the opportunity to be transported to our new Amplified World! Added in 1.18, it has all of the new caves and cliffs you could want with the added craziness of being amplified. Additionally, we’re working on adding an Event World and a Creative Plot World that would be accessed via our Hub so you will have even more places to enjoy. We would love to see you here when they launch!

Another Tidbit
Curious why Java and Bedrock were in the same title? Simple, that’s because our server now allows cross-play between the Bedrock and Java versions! Anyone can play on our servers regardless of if they play on console or PC, provided they have a paid Java account of course. That means you get to play with friends you might not of been able to before due to platform restrictions! Plus, with more people able to play on our servers the more fun can be had by all as our community grows. So we are looking forward to seeing you and your friends join us at Davidscloud!

Another Tidbit

Curious why Java and Bedrock were in the same title? Simple, that’s because our server now allows cross-play between the Bedrock and Java versions! Anyone can play on our servers regardless of if they play on console or PC, provided they have a paid Java account of course. That means you get to play with friends you might not of been able to before due to platform restrictions! Plus, with more people able to play on our servers the more fun can be had by all as our community grows. So we are looking forward to seeing you and your friends join us at Davidscloud!

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How can I join the Davidscloud Minecraft server? A: You can join the server using the IP mc.davidscloud.net for the Vanilla (Latest Version) or Port 19132 for Bedrock Crossplay.

Q: How do I protect my belongings on the server? A: Players start off with 2,000 blocks they can claim, and accrue 120 every hour of playtime. These claims cannot be destroyed or built upon by anyone other than the Owner of the claim, or Trusted players.

Q: Is there a banking system on the server? A: Yes, there is a banking system that gives interest for every hour you play. You can save up cash to spend at the Market set up at the Survival Spawn.

Q: Are there multiple worlds to explore on the server? A: Yes, in addition to the traditional Survival world, there is an Amplified World added in 1.18. There are plans to add an Event World and a Creative Plot World accessed via the Hub.

Q: Can Java and Bedrock players play together on the server? A: Yes, the server allows cross-play between Java and Bedrock versions, enabling players from different platforms to enjoy the game together.

CraftyQueers – The Fabulous LGBTQ+ Friendly Minecraft Server for all Gaymers

Homosexuality, queer, LGBTQ, Gender Identity, Lgbt

Welcome to our fabulous Minecraft server, where being gay is not just accepted, it’s encouraged! Build rainbow-colored houses, ride unicorns around the map, and have dance parties in the virtual club! Our server is the perfect place for all LGBTQ+ players to express themselves and show off their creative flair.

Join us and experience our Pride Parade every weekend, where players dress up in glittery costumes and march through the streets celebrating love and diversity. Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret enchanted forest where you can find a legendary diamond-studded rainbow sword that shoots out sparkles instead of arrows.

So come on over and let your rainbow flag fly high on our Minecraft server! Who knew being gay in Minecraft could be so much fun?

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Pixel Portraits: The Minecraft Server for Fancy Face Gamers – Get Your Virtual Selfie On Today!

PIXEL, role playing, Aesthetics, visual representation, personal preference

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where your character is just a pixelated blob? Well, look no further because on our server, we take character portraits to a whole new level! Not only do we have the most detailed and stunning portraits of your Minecraft character, but we also have a team of professional artists who will paint a physical portrait of your character and mail it to your house! Now you can show off your blocky beauty to all your friends in real life too!

But that’s not all! On our server, character portraits actually come to life! That’s right, your character portrait will jump out of the screen and join you in the game, fighting monsters and building castles side by side! Imagine the epic battles you’ll have with your trusty portrait by your side, wielding a diamond sword and shooting fireballs out of its eyes!

So if you want to experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure with personalized character portraits that will blow your mind, join our server now! You’ll never look at character portraits the same way again!

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Coinrushmc

Treasures, Coinrushmc, Minecraft, Envoys, LifeSteal

“Step into the world of CoinRushMC, where every swing of your blade fills your pockets with riches! Our server offers a unique lifesteal experience, where combat isn’t just about victory, but about replenishing your life force with each strike. Explore our realm and discover thrilling features like Envoys, where treasures await the daring, intense King of the Hill battles for supremacy, exciting Keyalls for instant rewards, and so much more. Join us for an unforgettable journey filled with excitement, strategy, and endless opportunities for glory!”

play.coinrushmc.net:19132

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GabeCraft: Where Gabe Newell and Phillip Sabes team up for some epic Minecraft fun! Join us now for a wild ride of blocks and laughs!

Wild, Fun, Minecraft, GabeCraft, laughs

Okay listen up, you gotta join our Minecraft server because we have a team of highly trained starfish running the show. These starfish are like the Avengers of the ocean, except they build epic castles and mine for diamonds like pros.

And get this, on our server, we have a strict no thoughtcrimes policy against steam. That’s right, if you even think about going against steam, our starfish squad will come for you. They’ll trap you in a never-ending maze made entirely out of coral and seaweed.

So if you want to experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server out there, join us and be prepared for the wildest underwater adventures of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

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The cloud

PvE, Server, Forests, products, Survival

Introducing a brand-new Skyblock adventure! Explore our brand-new server, featuring unique mines, beautiful forests, unique products, and much more.

play.theblind5.com

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SkyFactory 4 by CraftersLand VS Hypixel

PvP, SkyIslands, building, Community, Minecraft

Below is a comparison between Hypixel and the SkyFactory 4 Minecraft server by CraftersLand:

| | Hypixel | SkyFactory 4 by CraftersLand | |———————|————————————————-|——————————————————————| | Pros | – Wide variety of mini-games | – Grief Prevention claim system | | | – Active player community | – Economy system with server shops, market, and auctions | | | – Regular events and updates | – Maps on RAM drive for faster chunk load | | Cons | – Can be overcrowded | – Limited to SkyFactory 4 modpack | | | – Can experience lag spikes | – Few items banned | | | – Limited customization options | – Hosted in Data Center in Germany | | | | – Dedicated server online 24/7 |

FAQ:

1. What sets Hypixel apart from SkyFactory 4 by CraftersLand? – Hypixel offers a wide variety of mini-games and has an active player community. However, it can be overcrowded and experience lag spikes at times. CraftersLand’s SkyFactory 4 server, on the other hand, has a focus on the SkyFactory 4 modpack and offers features like a grief prevention claim system and an economy system with server shops and auctions.

2. Can I expect regular updates and events on both servers? – Yes, both Hypixel and CraftersLand’s SkyFactory 4 server typically provide regular updates and events to keep players engaged and entertained.

3. Are there any limitations or restrictions on these servers? – Hypixel may have limited customization options and can feel overcrowded at times, while SkyFactory 4 by CraftersLand is limited to the SkyFactory 4 modpack and has a few banned items to maintain balance and fairness in gameplay.

4. How is the server performance and reliability? – Hypixel may experience lag spikes due to its large player base, while CraftersLand’s SkyFactory 4 server boasts maps on a RAM drive for faster chunk load and is hosted in a Data Center in Germany with a dedicated server online 24/7 for smooth and reliable performance.

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Crafty Honkai: Star Rail Server – Join the chaos now! #hsrg #MinecraftMadness

Rail, hsrg, physical hunt, Server, echoes of the coffin

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join our server and enter the Yawning Chasm, where you’ll find yourself in a world filled with Acherons and Myriad Celestias. Don’t worry, you won’t be alone – you’ll have Robin, Boothill, and other crazy characters by your side to help you on your journey.

But wait, there’s more! We have an Immersive Interactive Exhibition that will blow your mind and make you question reality. And don’t forget to redeem your special codes for exclusive in-game items like ST3SHPNLNTN3, STARRAILGIFT, and MOREPEACH (because who doesn’t love peaches, am I right?).

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the hilariously insane adventures begin!

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MilkshakeCraft – Where the nuts are always served fresh! Join now for a taste of the fun! #Minecraft #Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the most insane, wildest, and downright craziest server in all of block land!

Join us for a rollercoaster ride of epic proportions as we have flying pigs, disco parties with Creepers, and even a secret underground society of talking chickens plotting to take over the world. Don’t worry, they’re friendly…for now.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special minigame where you can ride on the back of a giant spider and compete in a race around the entire server. And if you win, you get a magical unicorn as your new pet!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wacky adventure and let’s show those other boring servers how to really have a good time in Minecraft!

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