DadJokeMaster Minecraft SMP

comedy, corny, dad bod, dad fashion, dad hat, dad humor, dad jokes, dad life, dad sneakers, dad style, DadJokeMaster, Father, funny, go to, humor, Laughter, Minecraft, one-liners, parenting, Punny, Puns, silly, smp

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	3333
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Emeralds Found:	1238
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Crops Grown:	3263	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server you gotta join. It’s like a magical land full of unicorns and rainbows, but also zombies and creepers. The admins are like wizards who grant wishes and the players are like superheroes fighting evil mobs.

Join us and you’ll be showered with diamonds and enchanted gear. We have secret treasure hunts where you can find rare loot like golden apples and dragon eggs. Plus, our community is so lit, you’ll never run out of people to prank and troll.

So come on, don’t be a noob. Join our Minecraft SMP and unleash your inner meme lord. We promise you’ll never look back, unless a creeper blows you up. LOL!

Married2Minecraft

age difference, corny jokes, exasperated groan, friendship, groan, HONEYCOMBS, humor, humor compatibility, husband, long term relationship, love, Marriage, Married2Minecraft, modern society, neglected feet, Punny, Puns, relationships, sense of humor, stuck with it, Wife

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	6001
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28	Dragon Eggs Found:	666
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	20

Are you tired of being judged for your love of puns? Do you want a place where your corny humor is not only accepted, but celebrated? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a world of laughter and puns galore. Build your own pun-tastic creations and share your dad jokes with fellow players. Our community is filled with pun enthusiasts who will appreciate your Honey comb jokes and more.

Don’t let anyone tell you that your jokes have no place in modern society. On our server, the cornier, the better! So come on in and show off your pun skills. Your wife may groan, but we’ll be laughing right along with you.

Join now and remember, you married this server, so you’re stuck with it!

RehabRoverRiot

alcohol addiction, baby-sit, Cruel, DIRTY, dog, dog person, dog sitter, future MIL, management position, medical emergency, pet, Phobia, PRESENCE, refusing, Rehab, RehabRoverRiot, RESPONSIBILITY, Scared, Situation, Walks

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	8814
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Animals Bred:	139	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands your aversion to responsibility? Look no further than our server, where we embrace your inner laziness and fear of commitment!

Join us and experience a world where you can declare your disinterest in taking care of anything, just like this OP’s MIL’s dog. We won’t judge you for not wanting to walk your virtual dog or pet it lovingly – in fact, we encourage it!

Our server is the perfect place for those who find the idea of responsibility disgusting and want to escape the pressures of everyday life. So come on in and let your phobias run wild – we promise not to judge, just like this OP’s BF should have done!

CrimeSceneCantForget – Minecraft SMP

Crime Scene, CrimeSceneCantForget, Disturbing, Haunting, Minecraft, Shocking.., smp, traumatic experience, unforgettable, unforgettable crime, unforgettable crime scene, unforgettable detail, unforgettable event, unforgettable experience, unforgettable image, unforgettable incident, unforgettable memory, unforgettable moment, unforgettable scene, unforgettable sight

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	9363
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Star Shards Collected:	240	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	4

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the wildest rollercoaster ride of your life but in block form! We got llamas that can fly, pigs that can dance, and cows that can do backflips. And don’t even get me started on the villagers, they throw the craziest parties every night.

But the real reason you need to join is because of the crime scenes. Yeah, you heard me right. There’s this one crime scene that I saw that I just can’t forget. It was like a murder mystery but with creepers and skeletons instead of humans. And the best part is, we get to solve the crimes ourselves! It’s like being a detective in a world made of blocks.

So come join us on this epic adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers). Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have unlimited cake. Who doesn’t love cake?

BlameCraft2021

blame game, BlameCraft2021, Manipulation, political accountability, political blame, political deception, political games, political manipulation, political move, political opponents, political problems, political responsibility, political sabotage, political solutions, political strategy, political tactics, political warfare, problem creation, solution blame, strategy

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	6523
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	10	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Dragons Tamed:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Farms Harvested:	974	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5

Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate political move of trashing everything in your territory so your opponents have to clean up the mess! But here’s the twist – we’ll also blame them for causing the chaos in the first place and taking credit for fixing it. It’s like playing real-life politics but in a virtual world! So come on in and show off your strategic skills in the most chaotic way possible. Who will come out on top in this game of political sabotage? Join now to find out!

★Quirm SMP

1.21.4, apply, Builders, Community, Competition, Discord, Events, exclusive, Friendly, Guidelines, Minecraft, Mods, Quirm, rules, SEASON 2, Server, smp, tps, Vanilla

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	2648
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension Hops:	13	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Quirm SMP

Server Overview:

Server Specs	64 Gigabytes of RAM, AMD Ryzen 9 7900X CPU, 2 TB SSD STORAGE

Why Quirm SMP?

Have a pure vanilla experience with some spicy twists, Bunch of quests to obtain fair unobtainable items!
Interact with our fairly active community reaching up to 20+ Players on weekends!
Experience proximity chat gameplay!
This server runs on CoreProtect to prevent grief so you can keep gaming!
Get to experience unique events & competitions.
Play lag-free, expect 20 TPS 24/7

Rules & Expectations

Must be at least 17 years old.
Preferred to have Simple Voice Chat mod.
Be civil and have common sense.
Must have a discord account to join the server.
Show respect to others at all times both in-game and on voice-chat.

Additional Info:

All mods are allowed as long as they don’t disrupt the vanilla aspect!
Obtain exclusive items thru weekly events on the server!
Mobs & Players drop heads upon death!
This is a friendly server, Builders are welcomed with open arms!
This server is exclusive to 1.21.4 and runs on Simple Voice Chat (Proximity Chat)
Weekly events & Border expansion.

Apply Now!

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Crimson Moonrise 1.20

bloating, cramps, Crimson, female health, hormonal changes, irritability, menstrual cycle, menstrual cycle hormones, menstrual cycle irregularity, menstrual cycle length, menstrual cycle length variation, menstrual cycle phases, menstrual cycle tracker, menstrual flow, menstrual pain, menstruation, menstruation symptoms, mood swings, Moonrise, Period, PMs, Women’s Health

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	6323
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33
Mythical Swords Crafted:	35	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Dragon Scales Harvested:	450	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Enchantments Applied:	234
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7

Lmao, if you’re tired of dealing with moody AF players on other servers, come join us where the only red we see is the color of the blocks we’re building with.

We don’t have time for drama queens, we’re too busy building epic structures and slaying dragons.

Join us if you’re ready to leave the PMS behind and enter a world where the only thing flowing is creativity and fun.

Periods are for grammar, not for players on our server. Let’s build, mine, and laugh together, sans the hormonal meltdowns.

HangryCraft Minecraft Server

Autonomy, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, dietary restrictions, disordered eating, Disrespect, emotional triggers, Fairness, food fights, frugality, groceries, HangryCraft, MELTDOWNS, Minecraft, neurodivergence, Partnership, relationships, Respect, Server, shared meals

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	6567
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Emeralds Found:	5980	Holy Grails Found:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	494	Enchantments Applied:	267
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take food fights to a whole new level! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling it out over virtual groceries and meals.

Picture this: you’re planning a virtual salad for dinner, only to log on and find that your in-game partner has already eaten all the ingredients straight from the virtual fridge. And don’t even get us started on the pizza drama – will you be left with a few virtual slices while your partner hogs the virtual meat-heavy pie?

But wait, there’s more! Experience the excitement of fighting over virtual grilled cheese and soup, all while trying to set boundaries and compromises with your fellow players. Will you be accused of being “food aggressive” or controlling, or will you come out on top as the ultimate food warrior?

Join our server now and immerse yourself in the chaos of food-related drama, disrespect, and overwhelming arguments. It’s not about the money, it’s about the sheer absurdity of it all. So grab your virtual fork and knife, and get ready to feast on the most outrageous food fights in Minecraft history!

AutisticSisNoCareTakerLOL

annoyance, autistic sister, AutisticSisNoCareTakerLOL, burden, Caretaker, college, culture, education, first gen American, Friends, Future, high school, immigrant family, mental age, older sibling, prospect, refusing, socializing, stable income, Support

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	9048
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zombie Dances:	5	Emeralds Found:	2410
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Star Shards Collected:	72	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of being the responsible sibling? Look no further! Join our server and escape the burden of taking care of your autistic sister like this poor player. Our server is a safe haven for those who just want to build, explore, and have a good time without being guilt-tripped into caretaking duties. Plus, we promise not to call you heartless or a bad person for wanting to live your own life. So come join us and leave the drama at home – unless it’s drama in the game, then bring it on!

NoAlcoholNoProblem Minecraft SMP

abstainer, alcohol free, alcohol intolerance, cultural reasons, designated driver, health reasons, mental health, Minecraft, NoAlcoholNoProblem, non-drinker, peer influence, personal choice, recovery journey, religious beliefs, responsible choices, self-care, smp, sober curious, sober lifestyle, Sobriety, social pressures, substance abuse, teetotaler

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	4526
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	394
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Runes Activated:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Love Letters Sent:	15

Yo, listen up fam! Do you wanna join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever? Bro, let me tell you, this server is lit AF! We got diamond blocks raining from the sky, creepers that give out free hugs, and villagers that do the dab every time you trade with them.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is protected by a giant chicken that shoots lasers out of its eyes and we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot in the game. Oh, and did I mention that our server is haunted by the ghost of a zombie pigman who tells the spookiest bedtime stories?

So, why do you not drink alcohol? Because you should be spending all your time on this insane Minecraft SMP, where the only thing you’ll be drinking is potions of epicness! Join us now and prepare for the most wild and wacky adventure of your life!

AlmostDieCraft

AlmostDieCraft, brush with death, close call, dangerous situation., death-defying, escaping death, facing mortality, grateful for a second chance, harrowing experience, heart-pounding escape, heart-stopping moment, life flashing before my eyes, life or death, life-changing event, life-saving moment, life-threatening situation, lucky to be alive, miraculous escape, Near Death Experience, Survival, thankful for survival

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	7915
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ores Mined:	1502	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	46
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Zombie Dances:	9	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9

Have you ever been mining in Minecraft and accidentally dug straight down into a pit of lava? Or maybe you were exploring a dark cave and a creeper snuck up behind you and blew you to smithereens? Well, fear not, because on our server, we guarantee that you will never die from any of these ridiculous reasons!

Join us and experience the thrill of surviving insane challenges like riding pigs off cliffs, battling giant chickens, and even taming a pack of wild wolves to do your bidding. Our server is so safe, you could literally swim in a pool of lava and come out unscathed (please don’t actually try this).

But the best part? We have a secret underground bunker filled with unlimited diamonds, emeralds, and all the enchanted gear your heart desires. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and never fear death again (unless you fall off a cliff, that’s on you).

Creeper’s Cache: 100+ UN Discovered

arms stockpiles, arms trafficking, Cache, Conflict, CREEPERS, Discovered, hezbollah, Hezbollah weapons, Insurgency, international relations, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East politics, militant groups, Military, peacekeeping missions, security council, security threat, Terrorism, UN peacekeepers, UN peacekeeping, united nations, Weapons Caches

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	1128
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Magic Items Found:	8135
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	New Chunks Explored:	823987
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, we got more weapons caches than Hezbollah! UN peacekeepers be like “whoa, where did all these weapons come from??” but we just be like “lol it’s just for our minecraft battles, bro.” join now for epic battles and secret weapon stashes, it’s gonna be lit af!

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