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Voxirealm | Vanilla Survival | Minecraft server just opened

administration, challenge, classic, decision, Discord, Donations, Events, Minecraft, MONEY, No Mini-Games, No Private, Opened, Pirate, Players, Pleasure, Plugins, privileges, Russian, Server, Survival, System, Transparent, Vanilla, Voxirealm, Whitelist, Without Launcher, world

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	8383
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Mines Excavated:	1158	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Endless Night Skies:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Voxirealm – Vanilla server without a huge number of plugins. Our motto is “The whole world is in the hands of the players,” because we allow the majority to decide the fate of the world on the server. We are for a transparent system of administration and privileges, so any decision of administrators can be challenged. We are for the pleasure of players on the server, and not for primitive siphoning of money.

BE SURE TO GO TO DISCORD AND APPLY FOR THE WHITELIST!

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Pandamium’s Snapshot Server: Where Pandas Rule & Experiments Fail. Creaky & Colorful with a Side of Friendly Chaos! No Vanilla!

1.21 content, 1.21.2, 1.22, all experiments enabled, Carpet, Chaos, Colorful, creaking, creaky, custom advancements, diamond-based trading economy, dyeable bundles, enchanced dragon fight, end cities, every new snapshot, EXPERIMENTAL, experiments, Fail, Friendly, latest snapshot, Lithium, minecart improvements, mini blocks, Mob Heads, pale garden, Pandamiums, Pandas, rule, Server, Side, smp, Snapshot, Vanilla, Warps

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	7416
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Runes Activated:	6

Server Information:
Server Name:	Pandamium Snapshot Server
Description:	An experimental, vanilla, SMP server that updates to every new snapshot with all experiments enabled.
IP:	snapshot.pandamium.eu
Version:	24w40a (Latest Snapshot for 1.21.2 / 1.22)
Discord:	https://discord.gg/5FG758KPru
Website:	https://www.pandamium.com/

Overview:

Pandamium’s snapshot server is an experimental, vanilla, SMP server that updates to every new snapshot with all experiments enabled. Be one of the first to play with brand new features and learn more about the game with friends!

Features:

TPA
Homes
Mailing
Discord-to-Minecraft chat link
Ranks
Mini blocks
Mob heads for every mob in the game and variants
Custom advancements

FAQ:

1. How often does the server update to new snapshots?

The server updates to every new snapshot, usually released every Wednesday.

2. How many players are typically online?

The server averages around 10 players online at any given time.

3. Is the overworld and nether ever reset?

The End is reset every month, but the overworld and nether are never reset.

4. What mods or data packs are used on the server?

The server uses Carpet and Lithium for performance, a mod for linking Discord and Minecraft servers, and various data packs for additional features.

5. Can I join multiple towns and participate in a diamond-based trading economy?

Yes, there are multiple towns to join with a diamond-based trading economy.

6. Are there any server events or activities?

The server hosts watch parties for Minecraft Live and a monthly enhanced dragon fight with a dragon egg up for grabs.

7. How can I contact the server staff for assistance?

You can contact the helpful staff team on the server or Discord for any issues or requests.

WaveCraft – Minecraft Server

Android, codes, Convene Tracker, Download, egs, emotes, Events, Fairy Tale’s Finale, friends list, Gifts of Sea Breeze, Ios, Map, Minecraft, News, Official Twitter Account, Parade of Stars, Resonator Banner, Resonator Showcase, Rewards, Server, The Shorekeeper, Timeline, Ver 1.3 Preview, WaveCraft, weapon banner, windows, wuthering waves, Wuthering Waves General

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	7567
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Animals Bred:	68
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us on Wuthering Waves for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy shenanigans.

Picture this: You’re exploring the vast world of Wuthering Waves when suddenly, you stumble upon The Shorekeeper – a legendary Resonator that will guide you on your quest to greatness. But beware, because lurking in the shadows is the Stellar Symphony Rectifier, ready to challenge you to an epic battle for supremacy.

But wait, there’s more! Join our Parade of Stars event for a chance to level up like never before. And don’t forget to sign in for our Gifts of Sea Breeze event, where you’ll receive amazing rewards just for logging in every day.

Feeling social? Join our Fairy Tale’s Finale co-op combat event and team up with other players to take down powerful foes. And if you need a break from all the action, check out our collection of hilarious emotes to add some flair to your gameplay.

So what are you waiting for? Join Wuthering Waves today and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Phone Number Minecraft SMP Fun

account creation, Communication, contact syncing, Cyber Security, data privacy, Data Protection, digital privacy, ENCRYPTION, Fun, messaging apps, messaging platforms, messaging services, Minecraft, number, online safety, personal information, Phone, phone number, privacy, privacy concerns, SECURITY, smp, Two factor authentication, user identification, user verification

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	7817
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	82	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	263	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Potions Brewed:	106	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wild and wacky SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up spawn too many times).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server has a secret underground roller coaster that only the coolest players know about. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond armor-wearing chicken that roams the land.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous prankster, Steve the Enderman. He’s been known to steal players’ blocks and replace them with pink wool just for laughs. So if you’re looking for some chaotic fun, this is the place to be.

And if all that isn’t enough to convince you, just know that our server is protected by a team of highly trained llamas who will spit at anyone who tries to grief or cheat. So come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other – just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a spare pair of diamond boots.

BlockPartyBanned

alcohol, Behavior, BlockPartyBanned, Boundaries, Couch, Disrespect, dog, drinking habits, emergency surgery, friendship, friendship boundaries, holiday, houseguests, Jewish, mental health, Pain, personal items, selfish, Support

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	2849
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Votes:	6605	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Zombie Dances:	4

Are you tired of friends who treat your house like a party palace and your belongings like a piñata at a frat party? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise that our virtual world is free from drunken shenanigans and dog tail yanking.

Join us and experience a world where your friends actually show up for plans, help you move without complaining, and don’t raid your liquor cabinet like it’s the last day on earth. Plus, we guarantee that your favorite holiday won’t be ruined by flaky friends who can’t even bother to show up.

So say goodbye to the drama and chaos of real life friendships, and say hello to a Minecraft server where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house (which, let’s be honest, is way more fun than dealing with irresponsible friends). Join us now and leave the real world behind!

PixelPigsVsCreepers

conflicting beliefs, conflicting desires, conflicting emotions, conflicting goals, conflicting interests, conflicting loyalties, conflicting motivations, conflicting needs, conflicting opinions, conflicting preferences, conflicting priorities, conflicting values, contrasting options, difficult choices, Dilemma, hard choices, indecision, opposing viewpoints, PixelPigsVsCreepers, pros and cons, Tough Decisions

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	1631
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Endless Night Skies:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Votes:	2794	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	344	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	8819	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

Are you torn between building a majestic castle or a giant roller coaster in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can do both at the same time! That’s right, imagine riding a roller coaster through the halls of your very own castle, dodging creepers and zombies along the way. It’s the ultimate adrenaline rush mixed with a touch of medieval charm.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wondered what it would be like to have a pet dragon in Minecraft? Well, on our server, not only can you have a pet dragon, but you can also ride it into battle against other players. Imagine swooping down from the sky on the back of a fire-breathing beast, raining down destruction on your enemies. It’s like Game of Thrones meets Minecraft, but with more explosions.

So why choose between building a castle or a roller coaster when you can have both? And why settle for a regular pet when you can have a freaking dragon? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most epic adventures in Minecraft you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Chin & Jaw Minecraft Server

Appearance, body dysmorphia, body image, Chin, Confidence, delicate, Exercise, FITNESS, gym, ideal features, Insecurity, JAW, mental health, Minecraft, repulsed, self esteem, self-acceptance, self-consciousness, self-image, Server, wide shoulders

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	5801
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

Are you tired of looking like a chiseled Greek god? Do you yearn to be delicate and dainty? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, we embrace all shapes and sizes, even if you want to be delicate like a delicate flower. Join us and let your delicate side shine!

We have players who have transformed from burly warriors to delicate sprites, all thanks to the magical powers of our server. One player even went from having a jawline that could cut diamonds to having a jawline as soft as a marshmallow. It’s truly a sight to behold!

So if you’re feeling the urge to be delicate, come join us on our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might just become the most delicate player in all the land!

Straight Minecraft SMP: Almost /r9k/ Boyfriend

Boyfriend, Communication, confusion, dating struggles, emotional, interested, LGBTQ, Minecraft, misunderstanding, mixed signals, online dating, r9k, rejection, relationship, Romantic, Sexuality, smp, social media, Straight.., unrequited love, virtual relationship

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	1033
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Dimension Hops:	13
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Mines Excavated:	2243
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	85
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building houses and farming crops? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a thriving community of players who are all looking for love! That’s right, forget about building castles and mining for diamonds, here you can find your perfect /r9k/ bf or gf and build a pixelated love story together.

Join us for the chance to meet your soulmate while fighting off creepers and exploring the vast world of Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you can have a diamond in the rough waiting for you on our server? Don’t miss out on the chance to find true love in the most unexpected of places.

So come on, join us and see if you can find your perfect match in the world of blocks and pixels. Who knows, you might just find yourself falling for someone who shares your love for building and crafting. Love is in the air on our server, so why wait? Join now and start your romantic Minecraft adventure today!

BFFs and BFs Minecraft Server

aita, BFF’s, BFs, Boundaries, boyfriend’s best friend, Communication, Conflict, confusion, female friend, hidden relationships, Honesty, Insecurity, Jealousy, love, meeting friends, Minecraft, overbearing, phone calls, red flags, relationship advice, Server, suspicion, trust issues

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	5623
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7468	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	68
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Divine Spears Created:	18	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server to join? Look no further than our server, where you can experience the thrill of uncovering hidden secrets just like this user uncovering her boyfriend’s hidden best friend!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can snoop around and uncover mysterious phone calls, just like this user did with her boyfriend. Who knows what kind of secrets you’ll uncover in our server!

But be warned, just like in this story, you might find yourself questioning everything and wondering if there’s another player hiding in the shadows. Will you trust your instincts or will you be caught up in a web of deceit just like this user?

So come join our server, where the drama is just as intense as this user’s relationship! Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the excitement and suspense in the world of Minecraft?

FriendshipFizzle – Minecraft SMP

BETRAYAL, Closure, closure process, Communication, emotions, ending, friendship, FriendshipFizzle, growth, healing, hurt, letting go, Memories, Minecraft, moving on, realization, Reflection, relationships, Sadness, signs, smp, Support, Trust

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	8716
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Villages Defended:	15	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	85
Secret Passages Found:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3

When your friend stole all your diamonds and built a giant statue of themselves flipping you off in the middle of your base. Join our Minecraft SMP where betrayals are just part of the fun! Build alliances, break alliances, and watch out for that one guy who always tries to steal your stuff when you’re not looking. It’s a wild ride of backstabbing and shenanigans, but hey, at least you’ll never be bored!