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| Players: | 108/900 | Votes: | 362 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 12 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Crops Grown: | 5548 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 19 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 12 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 8 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 8 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 35 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 |
Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Picture this: you spawn in and are immediately greeted by a pack of friendly wolves wearing sunglasses and top hats. They lead you to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs are busting out their best dance moves.
But that’s not all! Our server has a special feature where every time you mine a diamond, a chorus of angels descends from the sky to sing your praises. And if you manage to tame a unicorn, you unlock the ability to fly to the moon and back in a matter of seconds.
Oh, and did we mention the giant floating taco that rains down enchanted golden apples every hour on the hour? Yeah, that’s a thing too.
So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you ride a rainbow-colored llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens while wielding a sword made of pure diamond? Only on this server, my friend. Only on this server.
